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handlebar mustache for sure. Has to go along with an odd haircut (like a mullet) oversized shades (like aviators or elvis type sunglasses) and you must pick up a sport and suck 95% of the time and kick ass at home games you play (like a releif pitcher). Plus some kind of tabacco use is mandatory with this.
and in later life you can black out all the other windows and prey on childern with candy