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If Jesus had a lightsaber..

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geet
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what color would it be?
Jun 22 2010 6:16PM
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geet
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Basically, jesus fighting a lightsaber battle would be like a daft punk concert.
Jun 22 2010 10:25PM
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FBGM
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i think we have our answer.

Jun 22 2010 10:25PM
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geet
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im at a loss for words
Jun 22 2010 10:27PM
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gus555
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ive always wished you could "like" things on newschoolers
Jun 22 2010 10:30PM
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FBGM
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haha yeah me too sometimes i look for the "like" button, but its never there...
Jun 22 2010 10:31PM
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squibble
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it depends on what kind of crystal he puts inside it
Jun 22 2010 10:44PM
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Negro_Jesus
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Jun 22 2010 10:45PM
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FBGM
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hahahah
Jun 22 2010 10:46PM
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no_steeze
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if jesus had a lightsaber battle during a daft punk concert i would implode
Jun 22 2010 10:58PM
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hurrisun
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i can tell ur ahuge fag just becasue of your relationship with your family

unless you were all stoned
Jun 22 2010 11:01PM
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Darth_Veeder
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as would I...as would I
Jun 22 2010 11:02PM
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FBGM
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seriously..?
Jun 22 2010 11:03PM
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no_steeze
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three people in this world have successfully divided by zero:

the members of daft punk and jesus

the concert would generate three black holes
Jun 22 2010 11:06PM
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geet
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hahahah

i dont know if i would even want to see something as epic as this

id b so disapointed with the rest of my life
Jun 23 2010 9:01PM
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MN_Nice
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Jesus wouldn't need a lightsaber. He's got the force on lock.
Jun 23 2010 9:13PM
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kootenayklaus
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...you forgot chuck norris...
Jun 24 2010 2:08AM
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.jersey
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Hes Jesus, it would be whatever fuckin color he wants
Jun 24 2010 2:10AM
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Mr.Panda
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He still wouldn't use it. Guy was a giant pussy.
Jun 24 2010 2:15AM
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Gstrong
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nuff said
Jun 24 2010 2:23AM
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squibble
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your just jealous
Jun 24 2010 2:32AM
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Uah
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Jesus wasn't BHLHAAAACK
Jun 24 2010 2:51AM
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TOUCHE
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nothing because supposedly star wars was anti-christian and was boycotted amongst christian families.
Jun 24 2010 3:22AM
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Clifford996
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such and amazing thread... k to creator
Jun 24 2010 3:26AM
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Hubsta
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/3825440/Extremely-dangerous-lightsaber-for-sale
Jun 24 2010 7:25AM
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feihlination
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idk, but his performances would have been waaay better

Jun 24 2010 9:55AM
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kootenayklaus
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Maybe he wouldn't have a light saber. INDIANA JONES BULL WHIP
Jun 24 2010 12:09PM
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