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If Jesus had a lightsaber..

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geet
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what color would it be?
Jun 22 2010 6:16PM
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8088
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white
Jun 22 2010 6:18PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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I took a vote among my family, and we agreed on green.
Jun 22 2010 6:19PM
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geet
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I think it might be gold
Jun 22 2010 6:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
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it would be color none of us has ever seen before !!

Jun 22 2010 6:21PM
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DaveM
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Blue for sure.

Jun 22 2010 6:22PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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gold fading into silver.

question would be what kind of lightsaber would it be?
Jun 22 2010 6:22PM
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deathcookie
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Invisible but would still slice you
Jun 22 2010 6:23PM
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Cheezcake.
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double bladed. one half to smite, the other to save your soul.

that's just my two cents.
Jun 22 2010 6:27PM
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FerrisBueller
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either white or green
Jun 22 2010 6:27PM
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Afeld
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That is one cent per side
Jun 22 2010 6:31PM
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Myfirstname.
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Purple like mace windu's
Jun 22 2010 6:31PM
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geet
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like ultra violet?
Jun 22 2010 6:32PM
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Downtofilm
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Whte
Jun 22 2010 6:34PM
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geet
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i have changed my mind.


it would be the color of love.
Jun 22 2010 6:41PM
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Bryan*
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def would be see through
Jun 22 2010 6:42PM
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.frenchy
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rainbow colored
Jun 22 2010 6:43PM
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Bar_Down
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i wish lightsabers were real
Jun 22 2010 6:44PM
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skichicky3
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this for sure
Jun 22 2010 6:47PM
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steezenskis
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im gonna say red just to mix things up
Jun 22 2010 6:52PM
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remove
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exactly
Jun 22 2010 6:54PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Click for larger image
Jun 22 2010 7:11PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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FFFFFUUUUUUUU-
Jun 22 2010 7:11PM
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T.Rex
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the moment i thought about the logic of it my head starting hurting
Jun 22 2010 7:13PM
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chardi
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you bite your tongue! don't ruin this for me!

anyway it would obviously be purps because thats what color robes he wore because he was the king of the jews (i went to catholic church growing up)

and i think everyone is forgetting the most important thing, that if jesus had a lightsaber we would all be fucked.
Jun 22 2010 7:17PM
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Hemulen.
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i think it would be like a folded rainbow
Jun 22 2010 7:18PM
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theabortionator
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every color of the spectrum shooting out crazy waves of color and sound on every movement.

basically like if you were seeing the light saber on acid but everyone saw it like that.
Jun 22 2010 7:20PM
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Jamestown
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Colorless.
Jun 22 2010 7:21PM
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FBGM
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yeah! black and gold
Jun 22 2010 8:03PM
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GILLSKI
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it would be whatever color you wanted it to be
Jun 22 2010 8:08PM
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kronickrew
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He doesn't need a lightsaber he will just beat you down till you dead.
Jun 22 2010 8:11PM
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nickyp
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Or would we?

Maybe he could have killed Pontius Pilate and his Roman captors, got away, and would still be on earth, chillin and doing miracles and shit.

Free wine for everyone, and all the bread and fish you can eat.
Jun 22 2010 8:15PM
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remove
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does jesus sound gay to you?

Jun 22 2010 8:16PM
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Dbouch
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I always knew space jesus was a steelers fan.
Jun 22 2010 8:21PM
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.jesus.
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very
Jun 22 2010 8:29PM
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Smuffy
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i color that each person would see differently... like how they individually perceived it
Jun 22 2010 8:35PM
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.thedude
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this is a true statement.
Jun 22 2010 8:49PM
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BootySpunk.
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Orange for sure
Jun 22 2010 8:50PM
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notadoctor
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+k and sigged.
but his lightsaber would definately be like a yellow and brown argyle pattern
Jun 22 2010 8:52PM
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skiminnesota
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a completely new color. (like no color currently in this world) it would be a mind fuck moment.
Jun 22 2010 8:54PM
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Balto
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rasta of course, hasn't Selassie taught us anything?
Jun 22 2010 8:59PM
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i.ski.troll.
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yup. now stop making me think about crazy shit.
Jun 22 2010 9:00PM
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Bryan*
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baller status is always correct.
Jun 22 2010 9:19PM
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FBGM
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hahaha touche
Jun 22 2010 9:36PM
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50in07
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this.
Jun 22 2010 9:38PM
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no_steeze
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it would be a color that is not visible in the spectrum that humans can see
Jun 22 2010 9:39PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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.
Jun 22 2010 9:40PM
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Skittle.
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tie-die.
Jun 22 2010 9:41PM
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Che~
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really? Half of your posts are like this. Make a contribution to the thread, there is no need for you to post a period up.

Anyways, the color would be some super crazy invisible shit, but in the shape of a cross
Jun 22 2010 10:12PM
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nickski1
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there's no jesus, fuck all of you
Jun 22 2010 10:20PM
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JoshWong
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obviously Rainbow!!!
Jun 22 2010 10:20PM
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