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Hungry? try this!

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gyarados
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ok, so me and my friend were really hungry, so we started eating dry oats (we were REALLY hungry). then i came up with the idea to add peanut butter to it. so it turns out that my idea was great. we had the perfect PB to oats ratio going. after my peanut butter idea, i decided to microwave that shit. long story short, it was probably one of my greatest and most delicious ideas EVER. the peanut butter melted all over the oats and was fantastic. i urge you NS to please try this concoction. it made my day so much better, and now i have a snack to enjoy whenever i please.
Jun 14 2010 11:58PM
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Brock.
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next time you get very, very high, turn off your computer. i learned the hard way
Jun 15 2010 12:02AM
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Parrish
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1)Start with Oats
2)Add Peanut Butter
3)Add Jelly
4)Add Bread
5)Remove Oats
6)????
7)Profit!!
Jun 15 2010 12:02AM
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2L208
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what method did you use to extract the oats?
Jun 15 2010 12:04AM
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EvanA02
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I got the munchies worse than I ever had, so...
I took a tortilla and coated one side in butter and cinnamon sugar then rapped it up like a tight burrito and microwaved it for 30 seconds. BEST DECISION EVER
Jun 15 2010 12:07AM
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the.cheat
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lol as i sit here with a bowl of this... good shit owen. i was thinking we could like chuck some chocolate chips in there or something next time
Jun 15 2010 12:08AM
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Gnarshred
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That sounds pretty bomb actually. add some choco chips maybe too
Jun 15 2010 12:12AM
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oreopancake.
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threads for future high recipes
Jun 15 2010 12:27AM
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p.hawks
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haha sounds sorta like a granola bar
and ive done ice cream sandwiches with ego waffles
and the usual cleaning out the cabients - literally a whole box of pop tarts and captain crunch and then got a kid to make chicken wings

but the best by far was bruger king
a few friends
a very large blunt
and a $40 tab which we paid in all quarters

all this shit and I still lose weight drinking protein shakes haha
Jun 15 2010 12:34AM
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meth_time
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I'd do it but recently all my oats have been laced.
Jun 15 2010 12:38AM
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rickroller
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or go to subway thats dank too
Jun 15 2010 1:07AM
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Jamestown
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I've actually done the PB and oats a lot. Add some soy milk and it's fuckin BOMB. I used to eat it for water polo, fills you up!
Jun 15 2010 1:14AM
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beezey
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banana
bread
peanut butter
honey
Cinnamon
+may acquire glass of milk
amazing sober, fucking awesome while high,
Jun 15 2010 1:20AM
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Jamestown
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That's called the Fat Elvis.
Jun 15 2010 2:19AM
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jeremy.g
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official I HAVE THE MUNCHIES thread.
Jun 15 2010 2:20AM
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ace_
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Get some eggo waffles, toast em. get a chocolate pop tart set on top of toaster so it gets warm ( or toast it ) make a sandwich of the pop tart and drizzle with syrup

mmmmmm yum
Jun 15 2010 2:20AM
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MN_Nice
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Jun 15 2010 2:25AM
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KiDCuDi
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The other day, I was thinking about a new recipe.
What if you got a cookie, any kind you like, and put one at the bottom of a cereal bowl.
Then pour the cereal of your choice into the bowl, but only about a quarter of the way.
Then, make some scrambled eggs, and toss that in.
Make some bacon or sausage and put that on top of the eggs.
Put some cheese on the top.
Heat that shit up until the cheese melts.

Isn't it funny what you think of when you're high?
Jun 15 2010 2:30AM
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KiDCuDi
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Sorry for the double post, but I forgot to explain myself. You eat all of it down to the cereal, and once you're done with the cereal, you get a cookie!

Definitely my threads for my next munchy sesh.
Jun 15 2010 2:33AM
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MN_Nice
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I'll contribute with two:

First, take a tortilla wrap and heat it up for 5 seconds in the microwave so it can fold better. Take shredded cheese and your choice of meats (my favs are ham and bacon) and microwave that. Melted gooey awesomeness.

Second, toast a waffle until its the perfect crisp and top it with your favorite ice cream and toppings. So good!
Jun 15 2010 2:40AM
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TOUCHE
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AMEN to that
Jun 15 2010 7:48AM
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Jodi
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you have a tab at burger king? whoa.
Jun 15 2010 9:59AM
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Mavrck
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key word , eating "shit."
Jun 15 2010 10:32AM
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*TURBONERD*
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lol, he's not even here anymore
Jun 15 2010 10:57AM
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sammiedee
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sooo kinda like a waffle cone? Click for larger image
Jun 15 2010 11:01AM
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Billek
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No, waffles are hot fluffy inside you asshole. Nothing like a waffle cone.
Jun 15 2010 11:03AM
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sammiedee
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is it possible to use a full size waffle as a waffle cone?
Jun 15 2010 11:07AM
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MN_Nice
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You could try I guess. And yeah, having it heated up defeats the purpose of a waffle cone.
Jun 15 2010 1:12PM
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ThaLorax
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Yo I do that but you gotta add honey to it too.
Jun 15 2010 1:15PM
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JETS
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i remember the first time I was high on NS........

Jun 15 2010 1:32PM
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MN_Nice
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I remember my first unoriginal joke....
Jun 15 2010 1:36PM
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JETS
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Click for larger image
Jun 15 2010 1:40PM
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MN_Nice
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I lol'd. Good comeback.
Jun 15 2010 1:44PM
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p.hawks
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haha I meant bill and that guy was super happy helping count the change
Jun 15 2010 3:54PM
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Mr.Luke
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I'm allergic to peanuts...
Jun 15 2010 4:02PM
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Hermondo
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norwegians did that before you, minus the microwave. it's called lefse
Jun 15 2010 4:06PM
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2L208
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peanut butter and nerds
Jun 16 2010 3:29PM
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Skittle.
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threads
Jun 16 2010 3:42PM
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Mega
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These all sound pretty good but i still just prefer a good old fashioned grilled cheese
Jun 16 2010 3:50PM
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No_Dub
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Spent 2 hours in china buffet once. And the next morning I found out I paid for everyone when I went to pay for gas and there was no money in my wallet.
Jun 16 2010 4:03PM
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bobandy
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cinnamon raisin bagels with butter and honey + a free dr. pepper

Jun 16 2010 4:07PM
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gyarados
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how does one acquire a free dr pepper?
Jun 16 2010 4:29PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Been doing that since I was about 5, so delicious
Jun 16 2010 4:33PM
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rexalicious.
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hahahah thats really funny, ive actually done the exact same thing except i didnt think to microwave it..
Jun 16 2010 4:43PM
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the.cheat
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put this in a cup with like a layer of hot fudge on top, microwave, dig in with spoon
Jun 16 2010 7:21PM
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Stickity
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threads for when i'm bored and need a snack
Jun 16 2010 7:22PM
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Bryan*
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Jun 16 2010 7:24PM
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MN_Nice
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I tried peanut butter and oats this morning. It was good until I heated it up a second time and the peanut butter got dry.
Jun 16 2010 11:19PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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1.Rhodes rolls
2.starbursts
3.beef jerky
4.frying oil
5.roll up and drop in
6.???
7.Profit?
Jun 16 2010 11:27PM
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J.W.
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this minus the bread and add cinnamon swirl bagel
Jun 16 2010 11:32PM
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Chompo.
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I really needed lunch and couldn't decode between a burger, and a grill cheese, so I put a burger patty on the inside of a grill cheese and it was so good
Jun 16 2010 11:34PM
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