It’s spring cleaning time, and guess what I don’t have room for any more? You guessed it; ALL THIS SHIT THAT I DON’T NEED.
For example, take these goggles here. I think they’re called the Von Zipper Bushwick goggle. I bought them online 3 years ago and when they came in the mail, I saw that I didn’t really like them. But did I give them away or sell them? No, I kept them. I don’t know why, but I don’t want them any more. They’re brand new in the box with everything that it originally came with (mirror lens in place, extra yellow lens, soft carrying case)
They can be yours for the low price of…. actually, you can just have them. I wasted my own damn money on them (yes, I bought them myself, they weren’t bought for me by rich parents or given to me), but that doesn’t mean that you have to as well. Just give me whatever it costs to ship it to you. Added bonus: If I have your karma set above a rating of 5, then you don’t even have to pay me shipping. Likewise, if your karma is less than 5, you can’t even have them. Everyone else, just shipping.
So, just to see who still has the attention span to read entire threads nowadays, and to reward whoever is up this goddamn early, these are for you.
I have more useless shit, but this is the best one so this is going first. More goggles coming after this one is gone.
I reserve the right to reject anybody for any reason.