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Russian Mail Order Bride

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ECB
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Is it worth it?

I've been doing research and considering getting one in a few years.......NSers opinions?

(either Russia or Ukraine)
Jun 8 2010 11:39PM
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its a great idea. i suggest when you go over to russia, you should make sure to find something very important to her, such as an elderly relative or the use of her legs, and make sure that you take controll of and hold that special thing over her head from day one to ensure that she doesn't split on you once you get back to the states.
Jun 9 2010 11:36AM
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MADDECENT
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i hear they have great mouths...
Jun 9 2010 11:45AM
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neutralzombie
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lol. so she's a live prostitute.



the reason you shouldn't do this, is for human trafficking reasons and etc. but anyways.
Jun 9 2010 11:47AM
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i hate it when they get like that
Jun 9 2010 11:48AM
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all alive and stuff
Jun 9 2010 11:48AM
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neutralzombie
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you have a lot of knowledge about this, should i really wonder what you've done in the past?
Jun 9 2010 11:55AM
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Mooserz
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Jun 9 2010 12:00PM
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T.L.
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give her a couple different kind of lunch meats and cheeses.  Give her like 10 minutes and see if she comes up with something worthwhile.  if it turns out alright i'd say go for it. 
Jun 9 2010 1:14PM
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ECB
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Wow, I missed a lot while I was away at work haha, but in response to this, its not really human trafficking, because I would go meet her first, and fall in love with her when I meet her. I'm only paying a finders fee to the website, something that online dating sites charge, and then I'll have to pay for all her paper work and other things......Hopefully she won't be a prostitute when I get there though
Jun 9 2010 1:41PM
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martin.
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get one now so you can have someone to clean your dorm next year+guaranteed poon.

or just get you and your roomate to chip in and share.





but brando if you are seriously considering this you are very fucked.

Jun 9 2010 2:03PM
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ECB
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Care to explain how I am fucked?

When I have a beautiful wife that loves cleaning, cooking, and sex, waiting for me everyday after work, I think that's the good life!
Jun 9 2010 2:04PM
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martin.
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actually you are not fucked now that I think about it. What are you doing? Buying a woman's affections. "Normal" people do this too, through taking girls on dates and buying them things. The means and end of what you are doing is pretty much the same as any other courtship so there's nothing wrong with it. The only difference is that she won't speak english.
Jun 9 2010 2:20PM
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ECB
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Yes, but she can learn english, and i find russian language damn sexy
Jun 9 2010 2:25PM
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Captain_Slow
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you can get a document saying that if u guys divorce she gets a set amount, not half. thats what rich ppl do, so they dont lose half of their money, only a little
Jun 9 2010 2:27PM
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rexalicious.
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well, i guess you only live once. go for it
Jun 9 2010 2:29PM
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ECB
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A prenup?
This has been established earlier in the thread, and yes, I will make sure to do that so I don't get taken!
Jun 9 2010 2:31PM
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skiierman
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hahahaha, wow.

you say you can get girls no problem in college and yet you want to go as far as getting a mail order bride to get some pussy? somehow i think you're lying about how easily you get girls. go buy a hooker if you're that desperate.
Jun 9 2010 2:34PM
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skiierman
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"aw how'd you guys meet?"

"fed ex"
Jun 9 2010 2:36PM
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ECB
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Haha heres the deal

While in college I will continue to hook up with slutty girls, but I'm starting to think about my future. I won't want to marry a slutty girl from college, so, I have considered a mail order bride. It's not about just getting pussy from her, its also about saving her from the poor area she lives, having her help cook, raising a family.........and pussy.....haha
Jun 9 2010 2:37PM
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Hemulen.
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nice troll eh?
Jun 9 2010 2:38PM
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ECB
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hahahaha

+K for that haha
Jun 9 2010 2:38PM
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t_rob
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nice, i thought i was the only one. A legit NS member testimonial would make me want to do this so much more
Jun 9 2010 2:43PM
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ECB
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Give me 3 years, to finish college and grad school. Then if you are still wanting to do this, maybe we can both do it at the same time?
Jun 9 2010 2:45PM
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JahJahBinks
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I dig
Jun 9 2010 2:57PM
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apcaipse
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This thread is awesome.
Jun 9 2010 3:08PM
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thelizards
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I admire you
Jun 9 2010 3:20PM
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ECB
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Koreans vs Russians......

Tough choice, but I'm part Russian so that's a leading factor in my decision
Jun 9 2010 4:02PM
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Rafaelzz
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i love the interwebs! i got myeself one of those hoes! there awsome, there's just one thing, they all have aids...
Jun 9 2010 4:24PM
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315jibber94
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOUR JOKING RIGHT?!?!?! what do you tell your kids when they are like 5 and your wife is a SUPER MILF and your an old fat ass and your kid asks "mommy...daddy...how did you guys meet?" and your wife says "me no understand" in a thick russian accent... what are you gunna tell him? lol and then what happens once your kids put the pieces together and they make fun of you for the rest of your life for not getting a normal girl you had to buy one...
Jun 9 2010 7:02PM
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icantskiiFILM
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lol your serious
Jun 9 2010 7:12PM
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ECB
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I'm actually not joking....

As for you what you say, you bring up good points, points that are somewhat holding me back. Maybe there are brides that are good in English, not just basic english, so hopefully that will be covered. I love to run, I ran cross country in high school, so hopefully I won't be fat when I'm older, that problem solved.

Now, as for the kids, that is a good point. I don't wanna lie and say I met her on vacation, but maybe I will go on vacation and meet her, except planned, which I won't tell. Or maybe I could tell them we met online dating service? This is a good point, something I have been thinking about, and I have 3 years to think about.
Jun 9 2010 7:27PM
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2L208
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tell the truth, fuck all kids now days meet people on facebook or e-harmony, what is the difference except you would have a kick ass russian chick around, i say go for it dude
Jun 9 2010 7:30PM
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ECB
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Haha true, thanks for the support

15 years from now, assuming facebook goes downhill like myspace
"Where'd you two meet?"

"Facebook"

"Oh, so you stalked her?"



OR

"Where'd you two meet?"

"Russia"

"Cool, does that make me Russian?"

"Yup, go drink your vodka Miraslov"
Jun 9 2010 7:32PM
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