i used to have a cat living on my porch and heres the story:
-my cat had sex with the porch cat,
-the porch cat had a kitten which is now my cat
-my old cat was seen being chased by a coyote and we never saw him again
-the porch cat had 4 more kittens that we brought to the humane society and were prolly put down
so people should adopt this cat so it doesnt get put down,
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From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.