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a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
"Look, lesbians! Let's follow them to their lair!"-Eric.
That kid's dad is a mega douche for posting this lol
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"because when i stomp a trick i dont want to ride away, in my fitted, functional, appropriately sized jacket and pants, with their muted earthly color scheme to keep me blended in with the environment, while sipping a cup of chai tea from a cup and saucer, with Beethoven's third symphony playing softly from my headphones" - pomme-de-terre$
When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was a horn that you could blow into and make noises, which made me laugh so much harder when it looked like a dick, but then I realized it's "supposed" to be like an animal horn. That was hilarious.
Hansel: 'michael j fox + light switch= best rave ever'
i made it so that the underside was like a diamond folded underneath like -------
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but than made a diamond. your start the fold with a corner without an edge of the towel hemming or w,e
Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart's in it, and live the phrase "Skys the limit"