Don't fuck with the tigers
Frank was a badass. Ever since the day he started to walk he was getting into trouble. He was quite smart for his age. He would run down the middle of the road as far as he could go until his parents caught him. He would hide wallets, remotes, keys, phones and cut all the wires he could find. His parents tried to discipline him and get him to be a good little boy but it didn’t matter, he was a hell-raiser. He was also a really good liar. Even when he went to school, nothing changed, except maybe for the worse. Frank started smoking and drinking in grade 6 and he started stealing whatever he wanted from stores.
Frank kept up his bad attitude all the way through to high school. He had pretty much no consequences either, sure he’d been caught a few times but not for anything major. Frank had gotten to know more people like him in high school. They made a four man group, Frank, Jen, Theo and Dilon. One day they were walking to Theo’s house to get wasted when they saw a sign for the circus.
“Dude let’s go mess with the Tigers” said Dillon. Everyone thought it was a great idea. So off they went to the circus. When they got there they climbed over the fence and they were in. They wandered around for a while ‘till they found all the animals.
“Look at that sign” said Theo as he pointed it out to the rest. “Don’t fuck with the tigers. You know what we gotta do now.” They all went to the tiger cage to poke the tigers with sticks. The tigers didn’t like being poked so they swiped at the teens and surprised them. Jen fell onto her back just as an elephant walked by. It popped her head like it was a tomato.
“The fuck!” shouted Frank, as everyone rushed to see her, the elephant got scared and fell back onto the bear cage. Unfortunately it was right before the bears were to be fed so they were quite hungry. The boys were too busy with Jen to notice. The only other person with them was the elephant trainer but he was too shocked to do anything and the bears escaped. One ripped off Theo’s head and the other tore Dillon open and ate his intestines. Frank was furthest away from the bears so he had time to run. Unfortunately all the years of smoking and doing drugs slowed Frank down and there were still two very hungry and angry bears. Frank should not have fucked with the tigers.
And I don't care if it's shit I suck at english and will get marks for it
Just thought I'd share with ns