Below are ten simple but effective ways to truly piss the ass hole off.
1. Put your poles across the seat.
2. Rock the chairlift back and forward.
3. Cough violently then take a fit (remember don’t fall of the chairlift).
4. Talk loudly into your phone.
5. Burp the alphabet.
6. Sneeze in there face (then apologise and do it again).
7. Don’t put the safety bar down.
8. Smoke a joint
9. Act obnoxious
10. Make farting noises.