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wildbillchill
Posts: 79 - Karma: 219
My parents some how found out that ive been smokkin bud for the last year, Im mormon (Which means parents and church are really strict on drugs and sex).  My Parents confrunted me about it a month ago. since then i havent left the house to go anywhere exept school and church and i still dont know what my "punishment" is or when/how i'll be able to earn back "trust" (Trust:aka the freedome to leave the house, drive the car, or do anything that falls into the catagory of fun). FML. go ahead and throw out your own Marajuana storys, what your parental/legal "punishment" was, and or what you think mine will be. 
May 27 2010 10:41PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
they should chill..its a plant, i dont get why any religion would ever care about it.
May 27 2010 10:44PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
One time i smoked pot and then read every thread about pot on NS. Lawl jk that would take years. Learn how tp spell.
May 27 2010 10:45PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
tp eh?
May 27 2010 10:46PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
I BET your from Utah
May 27 2010 10:47PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
solid guess dude.
May 27 2010 10:48PM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
mormons killing all the fun...
May 27 2010 10:48PM
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J.DUKE
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but i agree, why would a religion ever care about a plant?
May 27 2010 10:48PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
now you get to choose whether you're going to do what you think is right or what Joseph Smith thinks is right.


maybe you could ease up your 'rents a bit by drinking coffee first...then move on to the harder stuff
May 27 2010 10:50PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Typos are different than spelling marijuana as marajuana.
May 27 2010 10:51PM
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wildbillchill
Posts: 79 - Karma: 219

Washington actualy, but i was born in Utah. Plus i go down there every winter and summer.

Sorry i forgot to hit the spell check button. i didnt know i was gonna get marked down for spelling.

May 27 2010 10:52PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
my mom walked in on my rolling a J once, she said "have fun" and that was the end of that
May 27 2010 10:56PM
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T-Holt
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May 27 2010 10:58PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
wow boy from utah with two post, you should probably spend more time reading your book and working on spelling than smoking weed, and you know you should get real papers right, smoking stuff with religious text printed on it is never a good idea
May 27 2010 10:58PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
one time me and a cupple frends were out at night my frend decided ti=o steal his moms car while she was sleeping. we were rolling around the town blazed went to taco bell and grubed. then we decided we wanted to toak some more so we go to this abanded lot park the car and started hotboxing the car...like 10 min later we were blazed and started bumping wu-tang loud as fuck and the people who lived were we were chillin called the cops. the cops rolled up on us and parked us in and called all our parents but the frend who was driving dinent have a license so the cop was like wtf. i just got grounded and my mom took all my shit for like a month. not that bad.
May 27 2010 10:59PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
according to the word of wisdom, the marijuana plant itself is cool with the mormons. But the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has a very different stance.

I am Mormon, i had up to 7 plants chillin in my window seal at one point, my mom eventually caught on thanks to the internet. It wasnt that big of a deal, just work hard and that shit will blow over.
May 27 2010 11:01PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- I posted the wrong pic.

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May 27 2010 11:02PM
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RICK_ROSS
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May 27 2010 11:06PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 374
I BET you dont know the difference between your and you're
May 27 2010 11:10PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
this is not facebook dont correct spelling
May 27 2010 11:15PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
my mom has caught me twice and i was grounded for two weeks the first time and 1 week the second. On the other hand my dad knows i do it and is fine with it he once held my weed for a week when i went out of town so my mom wouldn't find it.
May 27 2010 11:29PM
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jester8589
Posts: 346 - Karma: 15
the internet is going next if you continue to question your faith.
May 27 2010 11:30PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
hahhahahahahhhahahahha yess
May 27 2010 11:32PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
one time we were making hash oil with a whole bunch of stems and leaves. its called blender hash fyi if you wanna like look it up. Anyway i had two big garbage bags full of leaves and stems and a dub in my beer light. My mom found it and confronted me when i came home one day from work. She just told me she threw it out. Naturally i was pretty pissed off. Luckily it was all still in the trash can. and wrapped, so it was still good.
May 27 2010 11:40PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i was walking with my friend back to his house one night at 11 30 and this kid i knew drove by and saw and stopped and were chillin and talking and out of nowhere a cop showed up. he was high as balls and got busted three days earlier for possesion and intent to sell. so they illegally searched us and i had weed on me and got arrested and charged with possesion. first time i got caught by my mom and theres no better way to get caught then having her bail you out of jail at 1 in the morning
May 27 2010 11:43PM
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OrangGrant
Posts: 83 - Karma: 13
hahahahaha your mormon
May 27 2010 11:54PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
So what. Be smarter about smoking or runaway.
May 27 2010 11:57PM
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dynodonkey
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
i have a good idea:  STOP BEING A STUPID ASS MORMOM.
May 28 2010 1:10AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
wow your spelling is almost as good as the op-
May 28 2010 1:14AM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
cheer you up?
May 28 2010 1:33AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
rolling in the bathroom with two other guys before sneaking out (no homo), friends mom comes down and flushes a half O down the toilet and drove me home. fuckkk
May 28 2010 1:34AM
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Big_Spence
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May 28 2010 1:44AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
First time getting caught in grade 8 = im dissapointed in you.
Anytime she smells it she asks where it is and says she should take it away, i say she shouldn't and thats the end of that.

And one time she caught be blazed off my ass and she just said " i know you want to listen to music and eat cookies right now, but i have a bit of work for you to do before"

She also knew i sold weed for a while ( stopped now ) and she didnt care to much, said it was my decision and to be smart about it, accept the consequences if i get caught, and dont move up to higher shit. All which i knew so it was not a problem.
May 28 2010 1:45AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
first ask them what they would have done if you turned out gay..

then after their answer ask them if they would hate you if you werent mormon...
May 28 2010 4:41AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
hahahaha love it
May 28 2010 6:00AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232

now thats a win!

but ive never gotten in trouble for smoking i just get told to not get to high and end up fucking something up but i never do

May 28 2010 8:39AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
its still only one letter dude.
May 28 2010 2:18PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
First, no lock? Second if there's a nazi mom around find a more legit spot. Don't need 3 people in the bathroom to roll a blunt either
May 28 2010 2:23PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
I like, seriously quality
May 28 2010 2:25PM
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Static
Posts: 8494 - Karma: 4,068
One letter is all it takes to keep yourself from looking like a moron. Honestly if your brain and fingers can't handle typing "you're" you should be out working the fields.
May 28 2010 2:26PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I'd be less concerned about your parent's punishment than I would be about the fact that you're going to hell.
May 28 2010 2:36PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
*marijuana
May 28 2010 4:46PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 296
Lol I see what you did there MORMON - M = MORON




Funny on so many levels
May 28 2010 5:31PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
fail.
May 28 2010 5:32PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
i thought mormon's just went around having sex with as many girls as they pleased
May 28 2010 5:40PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I don't see the big deal? Joseph Smith was most likely tripping balls when he founded the very organization that condemns your pot smoking.
May 28 2010 5:42PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
lol spelling
May 28 2010 5:51PM
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