hahaha this is ridiculous. I'm unsure if this is serious or not though..
"A close friend, in whom I confided my fetish several years ago, alerted me to this site. I have been a closet bird-porn-addict for years. In fact, Iíve raised the ante to PELAGIC bird porn, a unique type of bird porn where you go out on boats with other birders and watch everything unfold right in front of you, unobstructed by trees, buildings or vegetation. I feel so much better now that I know there are others who suffer from my affliction and arenít afraid to come out of the closet. All I can say is THANK GOD FOR THE WEB!! Ė Roger"
although it's most likely fake, it's well done haah
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I often dress as a bird and follow them through the parks so I can masturbate. I then spuge into their bird bath and then do it all over again. I tried having sex with a bird once but the guy in the Big Bird costume didnít take my advances very well. Now I just choke my chicken at the park.
If anyone knows of good bird humping parks please let me know.
Arguing with Liberals is equivalent to arguing with a fucking tree.
CNN and other major news outlets have been caught more then a few times now pulling fake stories from the internet without any sort of verification. Started with FARK years back, seen it from Digg and Reddit more recently and more often. This is probably one of those cases.
I lost it when I read this comment. the username is great too
Spread Eagle Says:
August 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Where does a rooster have to go to get his freak-on, away from the Peepers??? My brother Foghorn and I were totally double-teaming this big-breasted hen and these old fogies insisted on watching and taking pictures. That really irritates the guano outta me!! Thanks stopbirdporn for addressing the voyeur aspect of this problem. What we do behind coop wire should be our business and ours alone.
I've got a few glow-in-the-dark ones a friend gave to me that I really want to try. I think I'll throw one on without telling her, swing my dick around and start making light-saber noises.