me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior than a woman explaining to the police how the man who attacked her got that fatal bullet wound.
she was married to the man he was a thug
his name was lee he drove a Z
he'd pick her up from school promptly at 3 O'clock
I was on her jock, yes indeedy I wrote graffiti on the bus
first id write her name then carve a plus
with my name last on the looking glass
i seen her yesterday but i had to let her pass
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. ~Aaron Levenstein.............. "I love Cocaine, Try it and tell me you don't love it"- my dad...............
Disregard Females Acquire Currency