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Fork + Spoon + Knife = ?

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Parrish
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Such a good Idea.
May 19 2010 9:53PM
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Benson23
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what?
May 19 2010 9:53PM
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Truly is the best of everything.
May 19 2010 9:54PM
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Cheezcake.
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i'd buy the shit out of these when i went back to the dorms in the fall.
May 19 2010 9:54PM
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860media*
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this is epic.
May 19 2010 9:55PM
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84891jnf92048
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just saw that on stumbleupon
May 19 2010 9:56PM
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Skittle.
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YES.
May 19 2010 9:56PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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how did it get spayd out of spife, knife and knork? where the heck does the A come from
May 19 2010 9:57PM
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Half-Blood
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I would use one.
May 19 2010 9:58PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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blade.

where is the actual blade on the spayd?
May 19 2010 9:59PM
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snwbrdmilf
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There are like, 7 people on this site with this icon. I'm going to get mad and start changing them all!
May 19 2010 9:59PM
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Mike-O
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Spife...got to get my hands on that one. Just for bragging rights.
May 19 2010 10:02PM
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Parrish
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Probably on the side of the Fork prongs. and then the fork is cupped like a spoon.
May 19 2010 10:03PM
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Peter.
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wouldn't you just cut your mouth up with it? if there is a knife blade on it?
May 19 2010 10:16PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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yeah that's what i was thinkin.....bad news bears
May 19 2010 10:19PM
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Kirsakid
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May 19 2010 10:22PM
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easy milfy i have had it for a while, and its to go with my name.
May 19 2010 10:24PM
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dompuch
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A splife is pretty much a prison shank
May 19 2010 10:25PM
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Lemuel
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It's called a Ksfoon, but the sf is silent.
May 19 2010 10:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
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=(
May 19 2010 10:29PM
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skiminnesota
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you can change yours to Calvin and Hobbs.


i wont be mad :)
May 19 2010 10:36PM
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lineskier10
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i have an orange plastic one, but that name they made up is fucking retarded, and it doesnt even look like the thing that they have, i call mine a sporknif
May 19 2010 10:38PM
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lineskier10
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me either
May 19 2010 10:39PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Haha =)
May 19 2010 10:40PM
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Milksteak
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The knork seems really dangerous. Also, I really really want to use a splayd.
May 19 2010 10:58PM
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finder_of_gnomes
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The ultimate fat person tool...I like it!
May 19 2010 10:59PM
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deleted5
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I LOL FOR LIKE 5 MINS DON'T KNOW Y
May 19 2010 11:05PM
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CypressGrove
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I don't like the idea. How could you hold your steak and cut it at the same time? And why the fuck would you want to hold onto the knife blade part? Wear mittens? Who the fuck wears mittens at the dinner table?

May 19 2010 11:13PM
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Downtofilm
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I hate Sporks
May 19 2010 11:38PM
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OhMyBosh
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Crossing a knife with a fork doesnt make much sense at all.
May 19 2010 11:44PM
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PacificRimJob
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At the last place i used to live, my roomie had knives and sporks. that's ALL we had for cutlery, since I didnt have any. some of the knives even had forks on the other end of the handle.

it was fantastic.
May 20 2010 3:40AM
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theabortionator
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say what?
May 20 2010 4:19AM
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iRide1080s
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To everyone asking about the knork, it is real and here are some pictures of it:


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May 20 2010 6:47AM
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apcaipse
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Awesome.
May 20 2010 7:32AM
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Mr.Luke
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The spife seems like the worst one on the chart. But the Splayd is A.W.E.S.O.M.E
May 20 2010 8:55AM
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LO_GO
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the ultimate utensil for when you have the muchies.
May 20 2010 11:00AM
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Lemuel
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The name is retarded, where did the L, A, Y, and D come from? And the picture of it looks just like a fork with short points.
May 20 2010 11:51AM
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MADDECENT
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My grandpa has literally had one of those my entire life. I know he made it, i just have no idea how.
May 20 2010 11:52AM
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-justice-
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lolz
May 20 2010 2:07PM
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kramerbradley35
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this seems dangerous
May 20 2010 2:27PM
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killa_cam
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sporks are legit but the spife looks pretty useless
May 20 2010 2:43PM
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cultrara
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ive used this thing for backpacking, works like a charm

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May 20 2010 4:09PM
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Scolson
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Splay - To spread outwards
and Blade
May 20 2010 4:24PM
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Elmo.
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hahah thats sickkk liek the backpackign one
May 20 2010 4:25PM
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JSiegel
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you just blew my mind
May 20 2010 5:24PM
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rexalicious.
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best idea ive seen all day.
May 20 2010 5:36PM
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the.cheat
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i was gonna post that.. either way it works really well
May 20 2010 5:42PM
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Ducky.
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Lol
May 20 2010 6:54PM
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