My friend Afterbanged so hard, he broke both legs, his hip, 4 ribs, caused an avalanche, and killed everyone within a 100mile radius of the 'bang.
But it was still not 'too much' bang.
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do? - Trent_Palmer
I was a timid kid when it happened, slayed a decent looking fatty to get it out of the way. Do I regret it? Absolutely not. - gmack24
All depends on the girl; If she has a ass, then it is her ass, if a girl has a great pair of tits, then it is her tits, If a girl has great tits and ass, I would say that her most important feature would be her blood alcohol content. - derbski
a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug and tell them that Jesus loves them.
$ki the east
Can't change the world unless we change ourselves - Biggie Smalls
My grandma made me watch Mars Attacks and aliens scared me for years. I thought the lights coming in from the window were alien hieroglyphics and I would talk to the lights and make stuffed animal sacrifices to get them to leave me alone.
I thought they were scared of cars because every time a car passed the window the lights (hieroglyphics) would go away...