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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

So basically Im graduating this yeah from highschool, and the grad classes of our school always does grad pranks. So are doing alot of the usal stuff But I come to you, NS, for a special task.

In a nutshell, our English teacher has been a really big tool for years. His name is Quinten. Ginger and yeah the guys in the class want to get him bad. So we are going to prank his room really bad.

So give me your creative ideas on how to prank him and his room. and we have from like 11pm to the morning to do this. and we dont want to cross the line or getting principals and police involved, but right next to it would be nice.

+ K as always to good ideas

May 6 2010 6:52PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,841
fill it with coke and hookers.
May 6 2010 6:52PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
put a dead body in his trunk and call the cops
May 6 2010 6:53PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
ejaculate on everything he touches
May 6 2010 6:54PM
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CypressGrove
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You should searchbar him lol jk

If the classroom has a drop ceiling go to a petstore on buy some crickets, put them up there in the dark. Chirping for 8 hrs should drive him mad enough to kill his wife or something.

May 6 2010 6:54PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Put a car in it. Or you could take apart all the desks.
May 6 2010 6:55PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

we were thinking of slautering a pig and putting it on his desk

keep em coming, legit ideas .. haha

May 6 2010 6:56PM
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family_vacation
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and you don't want the principal involved?
May 6 2010 6:57PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

We are also putting a car infront of the school doors, taking off the tires and filling it with sand

taking apart the desks is a good idea, maybe even make a treasure hunt for the bolts to put them back together

and also we as a class are skipping the next day

May 6 2010 6:59PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
Golf balls. Thousands of them.
May 6 2010 7:01PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
put everything on his desk in jello, super glue everything to his desk, put a shitton of lube on the floor in the room. take bolts off his chair.
May 6 2010 7:05PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
and then plan to go to jail, not college...
May 6 2010 7:11PM
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artfullydodged
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have everyone in your class order a shitload of USPS boxes (theyre free) and fill the room with them from wall to wall
May 6 2010 7:12PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Release 4 chickens in your school, and number them 1, 2, 3, 5.
May 6 2010 7:13PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
build a brick wall in the doorway.
when i was in grade 12 we were planning on doing that in a hallway during last period,, but didnt. i regret not doing it
May 6 2010 7:14PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
pandamonium will ensue
May 6 2010 7:14PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
Man, I really wish someone would prank me by filling my room with coke & hookers. I'd be soooo pissed off that I'd probably end up blowing all of the coke and nailing all of the hookers. Yeah, that'd sure show me....
May 6 2010 7:20PM
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Jgombasy
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On all the flat surfaces, take dixie cups and fill them with water.  put an index card on top and flip it upside down.  Slide the index card out from underneath it.The final product should be a upsidedown dixie cup with water stuck in the inside. Repeat with new dixie cup and cover all flat surfaces. (You can slide them around if you need to move them just dont break the seal between the flat surface and cup or the water will spill out)

I have always wanted to do this but there is no asshole techer i have that is willing to soak there whole room.

If you dont want to soak there room you could not flip them so then you would cause potential water damage.  But it would be so funny if you did flip them. 
May 6 2010 7:29PM
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General_Ripper
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round up like a hundred people and party boy him then disperse
May 6 2010 7:32PM
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dreadyboy
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and a little dick in the ass.
May 6 2010 7:35PM
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*TURBONERD*
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May 6 2010 7:40PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
Yet another reason why I feel you have no remorse for what you did.
May 6 2010 7:42PM
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skiierman
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this may cross the line but... switch his peanut butter with jelly.
May 6 2010 7:43PM
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ChadThundercock
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go in early, pop a shit in his drawer or something.
May 6 2010 7:46PM
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.jr
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Fully aware you were being sarcastic, but if an event such as jail truely impacted your life like you claimed it did, you wouldnt be joking about it. You think the Jews joked about the Holocaust a month after being let free?
May 6 2010 7:47PM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271
i didnt read all the suggestions so hopefully this wasnt posted but...
get a couple dead fish of some sort or any dead animal and hide it super well in his room.
May 6 2010 8:01PM
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Wilsooon
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or airsoft bb's.
May 6 2010 8:15PM
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B.Pol
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This wont get your teacher back but I thought it was a pretty good one me and my friends came up with: At lunch we are going to all run outside yelling fight fight fight etc. and we are going to make a huge circle and when the teachers come to break it up, it will be two kids with like gameboys or something battling.

P.S. My school is really strict about school pranks, kids did a slip and slide last year and they sent a few of them to jail :(
May 6 2010 8:23PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
like mentioned earlier tons of lube, airsoft bbs, and some shit smelling stuff somewhere
May 6 2010 10:36PM
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wisconsinsteeze
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im surprised no one has said this yet....

Make a people trap, like a bear trap, but for people! that will show him what's up.
May 6 2010 10:46PM
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5teve.
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winging it here but go with silly string and then get the police tape and put it everywhere idk somethin like that.
May 6 2010 10:55PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
keep em coming boys, im going to dish out mass karma at the end of the night
May 6 2010 11:16PM
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pomme-de-terre
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go to wal-mart and buy one of those cheap pay-as-you-go phones, they come preloaded with like 25 minutes of service, and i think you can get them for kinda cheap.

i dont know where it is or what its called, but i have this ringtone for my phone that starts out with a very loud low-pitch siren, and then really slowly moves up to this high-pitch siren that makes you wanna claw your fucking ears off. find that, and put it on the phone.


your cieling probably has removable tiles, pop a tile, throw the phone up there, and call it

all. fucking. day.
May 6 2010 11:26PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
switch everything in his room with another, or put everything in the class on the roof
May 6 2010 11:30PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

epic thread i like he phones, fill the room and dixie cup ones... and the fight with gameboys was the most lol for sure...

you could glue everything in his class to somthing else. desks to floor seats to floor paper and pens to desks. then random stuff glued places. love notes, pokemon cards, ping pong balls air horns whatever you can find just super glue them everywhere.

good luck and tell us what you pick and how it goes!

May 6 2010 11:52PM
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dreadyboy
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if your willing go change like 300 into pennies and superglue pennies to the entire room
May 6 2010 11:56PM
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sol-JAH.boi
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ok take all of his pen and pencils and glue them to random things...also fill his closet with pingpong balls...o actually just glue all his stuff down like you never were there that way he will just walk in and be like those fuckin kids making threads on newschoolers didn't have the balls to mess with me then he will go to use his stapler or some utensil and it will be glued to the desk
May 6 2010 11:59PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Take all of the furnature out of his room and place it somewhere inconvienient.
May 7 2010 12:18AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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^on the roof!!!
May 7 2010 12:25AM
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The_Future
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First of all thanks for the amazing idea...

Second of all I just did this to my roommates desk.  I must warn you not to use paper dixie cups... they don't hold a seal and just leak all over hell.  Definitely use little plastic ones or shot glasses.  I put a few shot glasses on the desk cuz they hold water real well and then just threw a bunch of empty paper cups on there as a mind fuck haha.
May 7 2010 12:35AM
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-Dan
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take the time and wrap everything in tin foil or saran wrap, which ever is cheaper.
May 7 2010 12:39AM
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Mike.Steezze
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Did this to my class last year. managed to sleep in the room via hiding in a massive cabinet and at night glued the shit out of the one door and fucked the handle. then in the morn when the janitors were done turning on all the lights before everyone showed up did it to the other door and nobody could get in all day. fucking hilarious and the janitors couldnt get in. they were just like wtf, we gonna have to break the solid wood door down.
May 7 2010 12:42AM
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Killa_BeeKnees
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Go home alone style on his ass with tons of random shit that happens right as he walks into the room
May 7 2010 12:43AM
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MadSteezin
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Indeed, if the classroom has a drop ceiling (those ugly ass foam-looking square/rectangle things) put all of the chairs and desks up there. My classmates and I did this in 8th grade minus the desks.
May 7 2010 12:46AM
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ECfreeski3
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threads. why? i dont know
May 7 2010 12:56AM
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rickroller
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paint the locker knobs black so the people can't see the numbers then they cant open them.
boss
May 7 2010 1:15AM
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Negro_Jesus
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Kill Him. /thread

May 7 2010 1:41AM
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Negro_Jesus
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this would be cool to i guess

May 7 2010 1:49AM
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DaveM
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ahahahaha
May 7 2010 8:00AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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kill four people and lay them hin the halls and number them 1,2,3,5
May 7 2010 8:09AM
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lilwhiz165
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dont have any ideas but threads fo sho
May 7 2010 8:14AM
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