Fights and Skiing

i mightve already posted this.
but.

this one time this kid (possibly on NS) walked into the lodge drunk as fuck, looks at me and my friend laughing at each other, immediately assumes we are laughing at him and walks over to me, screaming in my face. he tears my hat off and screams

"I SEE YOU HERE ALL THE TIME. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SWEET BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU SUCK. YOU FUCKIN SUCK. IM GONNA FUCK YOU. IF MY WRIST WASNT BROKEN I WOULD FUCKIN FUCK YOU!!!"

he was fucking SCREAMING this shit. like the whole lodge went silent and stared at us. i was laughing, very hard, because i thought it was hilarious that this guy wanted to fuck me so bad. i mean, im not really that good looking and he didnt really know me that well. also, i had no idea what his broken wrist had to do with him wanting to fuck me. like... im pretty sure gay sex still works with a broken wrist. but whatever. his girlfriend is kinda hott too. and seemed like a nice girl, so i dont see why he would wanna give her up to fuck me. but each their own.

i know a lot. like i don't like to start fights and other things. and to the other post, the first rule of fight club is you don't talk aboout fight club

You understand that I was quoting Fight Club right...?

ive been in many fights for different reasons snowballs people cutting me off ect. the one that i wan share i think is the best.so i was about 12 and me and 4 other friends wanted to learn backflips really bad.  we dont have a park at my hill so we buil our own jumps.  so we have been workin on this jump for almost and hour and its almost done.  it had alot of lip on it because we r skirs and wanted to do flips.  but when we almost finished this group of 3 snowboarders came up and started bitching about how it had to much lip and what now.  this guys were older 19 + and we were jsut little kids. so he starts taking chunks off the lip of the jump and i get super pissed and told him to leave.  and he wouldnt so i pushed him and he punches me in the face and same with my friend and completly knocks him out. my friend who was running the lift gets on his snomobile when he see this and go straight for the kid. he beats the shit out of this kid till he cant move. the guy got kicked out never allowed back there again and charged by the police. overall it was a pretty funny situation he tried to punch me in the helmet haha

haha also at sunday river one day, close to thanks giving there was a 3 feature line and this huge douche snowboarder almost hit me when i was up against the fence and he says "what the fuck are you doing get out of the way" i said back to him "are you fucking kidding me?" so this guy was doing it toanother skier too,(whoever you are hit me up) and so i hit the dfd box, and this snowboarder was in the way so when i landed i had to doge him and in a sarcastic tone im like "GET OUT OF THE WAY I ALMOST HIT YOU OMG" he threw his board down, got in my face and said "please say your over 18 so i can knock you out" im like "lol im 12" and yeah it was just us giving each other horrible looks for the rest of the day.

alright so i was riding up the lift with 3 other of my skier friends and as we are going up the lift we see a couple of my other snowboarder friends who are girls and n00bs and just learning. We all stated yelling at them about how they suck duck and kept telling them get on their knees and whatnot. ( the girls dont care at all, they are chill). So we get to the top of the chair and we were standing there for a minute just talking or w/e and out of nowhere, this guy in a camo gaper suit strolls over to us and was all like, "YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY? YOU ARE A BUNCH OF IMMATURE PIECES OF SHIT!!! IF Y'ALL WERE 18 ID BE BEATIN THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" We all walk up to him all pissed off and whatnot and get up in his face about to open a fucking gallon of whoop ass on this pussy. We all start bitching at him and kept telling him to do something but in the end he pussed out cuz he would have gotten his shit rocked 4 on 1.

you and your friends sound like assholes

haha. mountain slut

those stories are nothing to be proud of..

I have a pretty good one.

I was lapping the park with malcolm and a snowboarder friend at our home mountain, when we get to the bottom we are suprised by a huge ass line ( there usualy is next to no line but the main lift closed on a busy day) so we see this rediculous line and dont feel like waiting for a shitty park so we cut in line. we dont try to be subtle, we only cut in and say hey fred hows it going to some random guy so people think were with him. right when we do this some asshole rips right next to us, stomping his skis and steps on malcolms bran new t halls. malcolm is pissed since they are fresh off the shelf so he wacks the asian in the leg with his pole.

not really a fight, rather a heated argument....

tyler brown.... a real fag

haha! simple plan deserved it!

Your not cool at all.

All the fights have happened night skiing haha

1.) last year 2 of my friends were throwing snowballs at some kid while we were waiting for the bus. Kid turns out to be probably the toughest kid i know(no joke kids is a beast and will fight anyone for no reason) he gets a giant crew of rednecks(not sure why they were even up there) nothing happened because one of them like one of my friends and the deemed the other to small to it.

2.) Skiing down, snowboarder kept going back and forth and i couldn't get by him. Finally i get the chance and pass him. Near the end of the trail i stop for my friend, guy comes up and sprays me. Starts bitching at me that i cut him off. We start arguing and throw a few punches and 2 of his friends break it up.

^ both of those were last year

3.) And a couple years ago i got jumped by a few snowboarders for "talking shit" when i wasn't (infact i was complimenting them) apparently they took it wrong and fucked my face up pretty good

i know there not all fights but i dont really care

awesome thread is awesome

i started a huge 100 person snow ball fight at mount snow if that counts

thanks

Earlier in the season, there's some brit walking up to the chairlift. He's holding up the line, waiting for his "mates". The manager of the place comes down, and tells the guy to move. The guy calls him a twat and then doesnt move. The British guy is at least 2 feet taller than the manager btw. So the manager rips his snwoboard out out of his hand. The guy swings at the manager then the manager drops the board and literally knocks the guy out.. And guess who got arrested!

hahaha lol ive already seen that

This one isn't technically a fight story, but could've became one and made for a hairy bus ride.

We were skiing at Asessippi on the Winnipeg Free Press 1 day bus trip (hint hint at where I live), it was the end of the day and my brother, dad, and I were waiting on the bus to get going. A woman who was part of the trip (who by the way was half drunk and was wearing one of those fur circular hats that made her look like a bitch, which she was) was the shit starter. Halfway through the trip we hear she made some racsist remarks to some asians, something along the lines of "Go back to China" or "Shouldn't you be sewing my shoes?". I can't rememer exactly, this was back in March of this year. Anyways, one of the two organizers moved her to the front which doesn't help much. She kept demanding to talk to her sister who was also on the bus, wanting to be able to take home her daughter (the daughter is the bitch's, not her sister's. I thought that it was necessary to clear that up). Her sister refuses to talk to her and wants to keep her daughter in her custody until her idiot mom sobers up. This of course makes things worse . She gets louder and demands to get off the bus. The organizers didn't want to leave her on the side of the highway to freeze to death, so we had to wait 'til we were in Winnipeg (which was a big deal as we were 2 hrs. away from the city at the time). The tension transferred through the bus and then it got to the point where people started jeering. There was a memorable one (which again I don't remember the exact words to):

Random Lady:"Watch your fuckin' language!"

Guy in our isle: "Exuse me, there are children on this bus!"

Random Lady: " Oh, watch your fuckin' language please!"

The idea here is that she missed the whole point of censorship. It continued like this until we entered city limits, where the bus driver pulled into a random parking lot and the organizers escorted her off the bus all the while thinking she was still in the right. Everyone applauded and we continued on back to the Free Press office building. Weirdest bus trip I've ever taken.

butt

BUMMPPPP deserved

last day of the season every year theres a huge snowball fight in the park ( the park isn't very big ) its a good time

This time im on the snowboarders side. HATEHATEHATE

OH YOURE ALL COOL CATS! I WISH I COULD BE YOU! WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT 4 PEOPLE ALL BY YOURSELF? WOAHHH YOUR FRIEND KNOCKED OUT AN OLD MAN?! EEEPPPIIIICCC!!!!!