My first priority is my relationship with Jesus Christ my savior. I love to ski and do it for Jesus, which just makes it that much better. I pretend im a gangster when i ski, but instead of shooting people up, ill just give them a hug and tell them that Jesus loves them.
a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
Life is like a train. Its just bearing down on you, and guess what?..Its gunna hit you. So you can either start running while its far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer..and just watch it come. -Eric Foreman
"My family, my friends and skiing, thats it for me. Thats my life. The Joy I get from skiing.. that's worth dying for." - CR Johnson
i read the one post that said "Aye that be true" and in my mind i read it like a pirate. then when i read the posts after that i started reading them like a pirate until i realized that i shouldn't be.
Baby go home its 2 the morning.
N***a I'm sellin weed!
Listen to Apathy and Celph Titled. Some Celph lines include:
"My whole steeze consists of anger management release"
"Homicide is my steeze"
"I'm a star in a stretch limo, you know my steeze", etc etc
Apathy also raps about fitted hats and spending too much money on Nike's like all the time, on like almost every song lol. I'm sure he has some lines that include "steeze" but I got none off the top of my head.