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1 year old girl snowboarding!

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Ryan_BC
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Apr 27 2010 11:49PM
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fountain.
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if she actually wants to be doing it, thats sick. but it looked like it was mostly her parents just basically strapping her in and watching
Apr 28 2010 3:07PM
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samsquamch
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at 0:10 seconds, the parents are dumb as shit for not putting a helmet on her
Apr 28 2010 3:34PM
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andrew.
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i heard she signed with capita.
Apr 28 2010 3:46PM
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gigi.d
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Probably the only one year old i've ever seen... That looked a little awkward though.
Apr 28 2010 3:50PM
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hauser
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thats so fucked haha
Apr 28 2010 3:55PM
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Bhblaine
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that is unreal
Apr 28 2010 4:48PM
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ashamedkrew
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the absolute minimum of all age claiming! we now need an edit of a fetus riding in the womb.
Apr 28 2010 4:52PM
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garrettwiz
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this^.
Apr 28 2010 4:57PM
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JibUrNut
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She be a better skier... shes not heavy enough yet to use the edge on the board
Apr 28 2010 5:38PM
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Spinoza
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she sucks
Apr 28 2010 6:02PM
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swagburg
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maybe the parents too the frontside edges off or maybe all of them
Apr 28 2010 6:12PM
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tacobellslayer
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keep her on that and put her in the park eventually. girl will kill it like no other
Apr 28 2010 6:36PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Keep her on that and watch her muscle development be completely messed up. Kids (should) start out skiing for a reason. The movements are more natural, and young children (babies no less) don't have the muscle to control a snowboard correctly. Kids shouldn't start snowboarding until their center of mass moves from their head to their waist. Shame on these parents.
Apr 28 2010 8:02PM
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m_nova
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half the time she's not even looking down the hill

she kills itt

Apr 28 2010 8:14PM
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jkwrtyuir
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shes hot
Apr 28 2010 8:50PM
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.frenchy
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Da heckk!

hahah thats awsome!

Apr 28 2010 8:56PM
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Willard
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If i ever have a kid he will become a pro skier i dont care if he even likes snow
Apr 28 2010 9:02PM
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AB.Zee
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Pretty good....for a girl

haha jokes, but that was kinda cool and pretty scary at the same time
Apr 28 2010 9:44PM
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Dougieboy
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Confirmed next years midget mafia board size 75 cm and IX pro bindings size 5xs

pretty ganster if you ask me

Apr 29 2010 1:01AM
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.catierob
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and goggles being that its so bright out....
Apr 29 2010 2:28AM
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TOUCHE
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DUDE. i'm like BETTER than that.
Apr 29 2010 3:45AM
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theabortionator
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Bump
May 28 2010 1:32PM
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natty.
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she'll be snowblind in no time
May 28 2010 1:55PM
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bobs
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one year old wit a goggle tan
May 28 2010 2:03PM
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zagfan5
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she has good balance for how young she is. at this rate she will be a really solid baorder by the time she turns 6 (the youngest most kids start)
May 28 2010 2:47PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Yeap, the most popular name in Keystone SRS this season and last season was "Ava". I think I counted 15 that I taught this season alone.
May 28 2010 3:25PM
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teleak
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ha
May 28 2010 3:39PM
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Aguyluke
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very sick
May 28 2010 3:44PM
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dwalk
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gorilla steeze
May 28 2010 3:47PM
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Peter.
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steezed out, not even looking where she's going
May 28 2010 4:09PM
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apcaipse
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Awesome, wish my parents started me on skiing that early.
May 28 2010 4:55PM
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jimmer
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fuck that. seriously. the ratio of risk to reward on that is absurd.
May 28 2010 5:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
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whatever, my kid is gonna be throwing dubs on a snowboard by three months.
May 28 2010 5:42PM
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Avifarer
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wow her parents should throw some sunny's on her. her eye balls are going to get fried!!!!
May 28 2010 6:24PM
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pello
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my kid with skis!!!
May 28 2010 6:40PM
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tom.skier
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Damn, she's going to be pro by the time she's a teenager
May 28 2010 6:57PM
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p.jones
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May 28 2010 7:06PM
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m3mike02
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Not shocked. A bit nervous when I see kids that small, but working as a liftie I've seen plenty of little kids like that. For those of you thinking, oh there parents trying to live through them... not the case. In ski towns, its about skiing. or riding, whatever. As soon as the kids can stand or walk they put them on boards. Theres no way that was her first time. When they first start there will be someone behind them to slow them down and help steer them. She must have really caught on fast to be crusin like that on her own. I had a few regular guests that had kids under 2. They would pick them up under their arm and sit them on the chair. It will blow your mind how good these kids get.

In aspen, elementary school through high school, they have a ski team. Freestyle and racing. If you join the team you get out of school early to go ride. Some of the kids are so small you have to help them on the chair. Then you watch them ride and they can carve out perfect turns. I think one main reason they get so good is they have no fear. Plus having pro coaches doesnt hurt either. Im not bullshitting you when I say I've watched 8 year olds throw smooth backflips and 3's. Its fun making friends with them too.

 "how was your run dude?"

 "I just did my first iron cross"

"NICE!"

Props to that girls parents, imagine how cool it would be to raise your kids and teach them to shred with you. I hope to do the same one day.

May 28 2010 9:47PM
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OGHolliday
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My 14 year old sister has that helmet... And I want that suit in XXL.
May 28 2010 10:38PM
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blavallee4
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ahaha :P YESS
May 28 2010 10:39PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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i was afraid for her the whole time
May 28 2010 11:08PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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that is literally a fuckin baby snowboarding. and the board just makes it even more badass.

and when people say they have been boarding their whole life, i bet its not to the extent of this girl

May 28 2010 11:20PM
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Gharf
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this is funny but come on no sunglasses on a kid...

this is bad.
May 29 2010 7:17AM
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stalefish.
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dude, i get what you're saying and you're right on many levels. but that kid is only a year old! teaching your kid to shred WITH you is one thing, showing them off and pushing them down a hill is another.
May 29 2010 1:21PM
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popNfresh44
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fuckin steeeeze beast...fuzzy pink one piece, super wide stance, gang signs while riding....fuck
May 29 2010 1:36PM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
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Lol'd.
May 29 2010 1:52PM
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tride
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Whatever, she's moving about walking speed. She probably could trip and fall over in her living room and hit her head just as hard if not harder on a hardwood floor, should they have a helmet on her in the house too?

May 29 2010 2:25PM
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annamaria
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nothing special
May 31 2010 12:10AM
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Ryan_BC
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I had to bump this :)
Nov 23 2010 2:07AM
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CKpolicy
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mommy wants a gold medal....

but that baby is fucking cute.
Nov 23 2010 12:20PM
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