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What do you smell like right meow?

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.jesus.
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i smell like smoke sweat and pine trees

ahhh cutting fire wood

what do you smell like?
Apr 17 2010 7:19PM
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Zump.
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pizza and fried food from work
Apr 17 2010 11:37PM
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Tyran
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you smell me girl, I smell like money
Apr 18 2010 12:05AM
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jeaaaa
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LOL at classic nser weed claim thread.

and i smell like excellence
Apr 18 2010 12:30AM
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yourthemannowdog
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sprinting 6 back to back 200s no breaks, coach expected me to run at least 30s every time. Was very close to throwing up
Apr 18 2010 12:37AM
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Peter.
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the indoor soccer center i just finished playing at. lost in sudden death overtime, super gay
Apr 18 2010 1:11AM
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charmander
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sweat and grease

track meet earlier, then spent the rest of the day on my truck.
Apr 18 2010 1:16AM
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uni-corn
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Pussy. That is easy.
Apr 18 2010 1:19AM
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skibikeclambake
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I shall back mine up:

Got very intoxicated, and roamed to a party down on the banks of a river. Told someone I didn't want to smell like weed in the morning (8am class), which caused several drunks to exhale all over me.

Apr 18 2010 1:21AM
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Milksteak
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A combination of pizza, female, and victory. Yeah..
Apr 18 2010 1:22AM
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pmw
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do you also regard this thread as a pizza eating thread, a deodorant user thread, etc?

maybe people if they smell like weed should lie so that they arent claiming smelling like weed..wait, that would make sense
Apr 18 2010 1:26AM
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jeaaaa
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derp
Apr 18 2010 1:35AM
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.jesus.
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im pretty sure i didn't mention weed in my first post.....
Apr 18 2010 2:04AM
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buddychaps
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boogers
Apr 18 2010 2:13AM
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CypressGrove
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now i smell like a bar and successsss
Apr 18 2010 4:16AM
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theabortionator
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PCP
Apr 18 2010 4:33AM
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steezebomb
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Dead hookers.
Apr 18 2010 5:01AM
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east_toast
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cocaine vodka and chicken wings
Apr 18 2010 5:17AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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alcohol, pot, sweaty sex.  throw in a 7 hour marinating time on that with a side of bad breath, malt liquor and feet
Apr 18 2010 5:45AM
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Ducky.
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A combo. of female and Oreos (:
Apr 18 2010 5:45AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i smell like ass; i'm sick, i just woke up and haven't eaten or drunk anything yet....
my breath tastes like something died in my mouth...
:)
Apr 18 2010 6:04AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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brownies :)
Apr 18 2010 10:49AM
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comeatmebro
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beer...woke up from a rough night.
Apr 18 2010 10:51AM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
greasy engine from a 42 year old ford
Apr 18 2010 11:12AM
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yourthemannowdog
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okay go sprint 1200m in 3:00 mins
Apr 18 2010 11:18AM
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uni-corn
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Try running 5 back to back 300m IH each under 50 seconds.
Apr 18 2010 1:52PM
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yourthemannowdog
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we don't have 300IH in new york, or at least our division
Apr 18 2010 5:39PM
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uni-corn
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It is argued to be one of the hardest events in all of Track & Field.
Apr 18 2010 5:58PM
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yourthemannowdog
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worse than the 400? I hate 400m
Apr 18 2010 7:04PM
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uni-corn
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It feels almost as long as a 400, but there are hurdles in there too.
Apr 18 2010 7:06PM
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yourthemannowdog
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my first meet i had to run 400m hurdles, i never ran hurdles before, oh god was that embarrassing. Our couch wanted us to run in every event, he later took back that thought
Apr 18 2010 8:08PM
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yourthemannowdog
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200m, not 400m. I don't do anything past 200m. Sprint and jump all the way
Apr 18 2010 8:09PM
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K2skipunk
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I smell like I haven't showered since Friday night, the booze from Friday night, touring all day Saturday while smoking all day, and in a bit of rain, and tuna and pickles.
Apr 18 2010 8:59PM
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.Jack_S.
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YES!
Apr 18 2010 9:12PM
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Milksteak
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I would throw up If I even came close to you.
Apr 18 2010 9:16PM
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JayDope
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i smell like sweat, the inside of waders, fishing, dirt, river water
Apr 18 2010 9:17PM
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.Apex.
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bleach, blood, dirt
Apr 18 2010 9:26PM
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K2skipunk
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No you wouldn't.

Despite how badly I stink, it's not that strong of a smell. It's quite mild.

You would throw up on me however if we were to make-out.
Apr 18 2010 9:33PM
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BootySpunk.
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I used to reak of campfire and BO but than I took a shower and now smell like freshness
Apr 18 2010 9:34PM
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Arabian.
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Sex and the better half's bed.
Apr 19 2010 4:45PM
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poopsock
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poop
Apr 19 2010 4:55PM
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Loodwik
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Been ill for more than 6 weeks, I smell like dead people.

Apr 19 2010 6:46PM
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