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We (Europe) are keeping your beloved elite of freestyle skier

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SirStai
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That's right.
They're not getting out of here.
Apr 16 2010 2:20AM
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Fucktown
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Well played Europe.... well played.
Apr 16 2010 2:23AM
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Dustin.
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Tom Wallisch.

My balls, your mouth.
Apr 16 2010 2:44AM
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SirStai
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For those who because of mental retardation or other reasons haven't heard the big news:

Iceland decided it would be fun for one of their volcanoes to start puking out lava and ash. The ash got caught by the wind and settled down as a humongous carpet over all of Europe, shutting down all air travel, maybe for as long as two weeks.
Apr 16 2010 2:58AM
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sagesnow
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they said the last one that went off lasted like 8 months, air travel on and off. so who knows how long haha
Apr 16 2010 3:03AM
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Dustin.
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I heard about that!  Didn't realize the airlines were shut down for weeks.......mental retardation?  Really?
Apr 16 2010 3:04AM
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THUGwife
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yeah I'm stuck in Val D'isere right now... I guess it could be worse! But seriously? weeks?! I'm now supposed to be flying home Sunday
Apr 16 2010 3:11AM
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hanksy
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Does this still mean that your internetz can make it over hear to C updates??
Apr 16 2010 6:25AM
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nickyp
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Yeah, you all think its volcanic ash. I mean come on, that's clearly bullshit.

It's a clever ruse to kidnap the world's freeskiers, and make them perform for our delectation
Apr 16 2010 6:51AM
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Mike-O
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In Europe, Wallisch won't have to grow a beard, but a sophisticated moustache.
Apr 16 2010 7:51AM
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Obie.
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^haha
Apr 16 2010 8:17AM
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SkiingNinja
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i've been keeping updated in ireland here and i have not seen anywhere where it says 8 months or even weeks. it is unpredictable and is taken on an hourly basis.  I am doing a trip to oslo and prague next week and will be pissed if i cant go.  not to mention my 7 country trip i have planned two weeks after that.
Apr 16 2010 8:18AM
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jibbpeter
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its only in northern europe and scandinavia the air traffic is stopped.
Apr 16 2010 8:19AM
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SkiingNinja
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just got an email saying they closed airports in czech republic and a bunch more countries.  the number of countries grows everyday. shit sucks
Apr 16 2010 8:34AM
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SirStai
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Well you can hardly expect them to get out of here when all the airports are shut down! Like, what, they'll go by car or bus to Southern Europe and fly out of there? HA! These are pro skiers, they'll do no such thing.
Apr 16 2010 8:35AM
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SirStai
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This is how bad shit is as of now:

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Apr 16 2010 8:44AM
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nussc
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Apr 16 2010 9:21AM
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JibbaTheHutt
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shit my mum is meant to be flying home from aus on monday hope she can get back
Apr 16 2010 11:04AM
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THUGwife
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bahahahahahaha
Apr 16 2010 12:52PM
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Shadows
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crickey! your mum must be so mad.
Apr 16 2010 1:12PM
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Apresbang
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MUHAHAHAAHAHA!!! We're so evil it's brilliant!
Apr 16 2010 1:15PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha. this and the ash picture made me really happy about going into this thread
Apr 16 2010 1:16PM
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1337
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my class trip to germany is pissed right now
Apr 16 2010 1:29PM
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SirStai
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Oh, and the best thing of, a huge ass mofo named Katla is about to go off, and it makes this one look like chads gap (aka nothing, cuz it was blown up).

I suspect the Icelandics are somehow plotting to take over the world by putting all airlines out of business, then use all the money they have left to start 15 new airlines when it's all over, which will sell tickets at ridiculously low prices. By doing so, they monopolize air travel, become super-duper rich and take over the world. The end.
Apr 16 2010 3:14PM
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