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Help how to get rid of a pimple quick?

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c-wayne
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yeah so my girls comin over in like 2 hours and i got this weird fucking deep red zit on my nose in a really weird akward place and im wonderiung how to get rid of it quick? I just sanitized a needle and im about to stab it but is there any other way??? Its like the really deep kind that dont have anything on the outside visible. Halp plz
Apr 13 2010 3:18PM
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Campeador
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Apr 13 2010 3:20PM
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hewy
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if it's your girlfriend i doubt she'll care. teenagers get zits, and its not like its some sort of permanent thing for you.
Apr 13 2010 3:20PM
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tom.ch
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if she's your girl, she's already over it.  but if your desperate needle that shit and the squeeze the motherfucker like there's no tomorrow.  or you could use cover up but thats a bit...
Apr 13 2010 3:20PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Do NOT poke it with a motherfucking needle, are you retarded? It's a pimple, not a blister. If it's not visible why is it a problem?
Apr 13 2010 3:20PM
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Cheezcake.
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Unless she has a thing for licking your face, she'll get over it.
Apr 13 2010 3:21PM
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tom.ch
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and i definitely didn't read that properly.  if its not visible on the outside then you should also be over it.
Apr 13 2010 3:22PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
you could put a bandage over you nose or wherever it is and then just claim something gnarly like you broke it. This way there is no pimple and you get sympathy sex.
Apr 13 2010 3:23PM
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c-wayne
Posts: 253 - Karma: 906
nahh guys itws jus like a big red bump on my nose. helpppp
Apr 13 2010 3:25PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
just use ice or something it will make it less red
Apr 13 2010 3:27PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Your mothers makeup. Get your sister or mother to apply it for you. Then post pics on ns for all to see.
Apr 13 2010 3:28PM
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lloyd_christmas
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or better yet, his girlfriend.  what an incredibly romantic bonding activity.  mmmm.
Apr 13 2010 3:39PM
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Arabian.
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Use mother's concealer. Get a cotton pad and spread it on yo zit and blend it in and you're set.
Apr 13 2010 3:41PM
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Rachy
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If you still have an hour....


If you can pop it, do so, but with out a needle. Basically, push your skin together and if stuff comes out, good, if it hurts, stop.

After this, regardless of if it worked or not, use a cotton swab or q-tip and put rubbing alcohol on it. Hold it there for a few minutes. It should burn. It will dry out the area pretty bad and it may look more red immediately after.

Then use clear eyes on it or any other generic eye drop you happen to have. The area should be dry from the alcohol, so it should soak in. Let that happen.

If in half an hour, the redness hasn't gone down at all, grab moms/sister compact. get some lotion on the tip of your finger, just so it feels oily, then touch the compact once with your finger. Apply to the area and rub it in a bit. You just need to make sure you remove it after they leave, cause regular lotion on the face = bad. With the lotion it will look a lot more natural than trying to use concealer.
Apr 13 2010 4:16PM
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BrewskiJr
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Honestly, if you pop a deep pimple it will look a lot more noticeable than if you just leave it alone......  unless you use makeup... but what self-respecting man does that?
Apr 13 2010 4:24PM
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hurrisun
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haha you better do this kid you asked a retarted question and got an anwser 7 hunded times the legitness I ever could have expected anwser (atleast sounds legit)
Apr 13 2010 4:28PM
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ryano
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i would listen to her.
Apr 13 2010 4:28PM
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MattWeiss
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i heard you're supposed to do that for hickeys too
Apr 13 2010 4:44PM
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THATS_STREET
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Apr 13 2010 4:48PM
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MattWeiss
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yeah i tried it but the hickey was huge and i needed it to go away like in a day, which didn't happen, but it may have helped get rid of it faster than if i didn't use it at all, who knows
Apr 13 2010 4:50PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
by weird place do you mean herpes
Apr 13 2010 4:53PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96

steak knife

Apr 13 2010 5:19PM
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MR.BONNELL
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Just wear a bandana -____-

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Apr 13 2010 5:22PM
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Mr.Luke
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Chop your face off
Apr 13 2010 6:17PM
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zerospinskier
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Just don't do anything stupid. Sure, a girl might be coming over now, but if you pop the crap out of it, or mess with it too much, it will leave a scar that will be on your nose forever. If there is a white head, you can gently pop it. If not, just cover it up with makeup if you are too self conscious.

Skin isn't a big deal man. Ever notice some "nerdy" kids that never get girls at your school, but have perfect skin? There are also guys with acne that get girls all the time. Just relax and have fun.
Apr 13 2010 6:28PM
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steezmoe*
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slay your pimple
Apr 13 2010 6:30PM
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skiierman
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go down on your gf before anything and if shes as young as you are then she'll be wetter than a camel's tongue at an oasis (given she's old enough for that). ok, when you're down there remember the one rule of hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy... don't panic! its a vagina. its supposed to look like that. now rub your nose in her juices and that'll weaken the pimple. pretend to now play around her vaginal cavity with your fingers (don't worry if you're doing it right because neither of you know how to tell yet) and when you're doing that, squeeze the pimple until it bursts. to cover up what that was, claim you were jerking off the whole time and busted on her (again don't worry because thats about how big your load should be at your age). its bullet proof. she will never notice the pimple on your nose.
Apr 13 2010 6:36PM
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Motherfucka
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Just get a band aid and say you crashed skiing? simple as that.

Apr 13 2010 6:40PM
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twin-tip-hero
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WIN!
Apr 13 2010 6:44PM
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Malcolm
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hahaha best idea ever
Apr 13 2010 6:50PM
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pianoman
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that is an absolutely horrid idea

that being said, i would go with this one
Apr 13 2010 6:56PM
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Malcolm
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how is it a horrible idea? it makes perfect sence to me
Apr 13 2010 7:06PM
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Peter.
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man up and stop being so self conscious. if it is your girlfriend, she shouldn't care that you get a pimple every now and then
Apr 13 2010 7:13PM
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baethoven
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a buddy of mine did that a while back, and we never let him hear the end of it.

Apr 13 2010 7:16PM
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DYFI
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Only one reasonable solution.
Apr 13 2010 7:30PM
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leahey
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Apr 13 2010 7:44PM
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pianoman
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i said horrid

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Apr 13 2010 10:27PM
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aquinn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8G-c_eAhs
Apr 13 2010 10:32PM
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j-phlak
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Forget that wimpy needle

Apr 13 2010 11:54PM
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annex_
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Toothpaste works well.
really though playing around with it it's gonna get redder .
Apr 13 2010 11:58PM
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applejuice.
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pure aspirin and water:
crush the aspirin into a fine fine powder, mix it with a little bit of water to make a paste.
apply and leave on over night...BAM!


preparation h:
apply before bed, redness is gone and swelling goes down


DON'T USE TOOTHPASTE...while it will dry out your pimple, regular everyday toothpaste has additives that will make your acne worse.


Apr 13 2010 11:59PM
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j-phlak
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sounds like a pretty damn legit plan. i'd listen to this guy. 

Apr 14 2010 12:04AM
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andersteeze
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if your going to squeeze the fuck out of it, make sure you soak it in pretty warm water first, this will open the pores up a bit and help you out

Apr 14 2010 1:02AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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it could always be worse bro
Apr 14 2010 1:22AM
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Testicles
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Zap it all over the mirror and use a sham wow to clean it up. Who gives a fuck how much it hurts just get 'er done.  Or do what skiierman said
Apr 14 2010 1:26AM
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PhaedeD
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its called fluoride and it can poison you..
Apr 14 2010 2:21AM
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neutralzombie
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i think i just barfed a little in my mouth...
Apr 14 2010 7:06PM
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theabortionator
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Holy fuck! How does that even happen? Do you shoot fryer oil into you're skin with a syringe?
Apr 14 2010 7:11PM
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jeremy.g
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isn't that for your ass?
Apr 14 2010 7:49PM
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.catierob
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this. totally this.

works everytime

Apr 14 2010 7:52PM
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steezmoe*
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