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I got CB'd by my girlfriends dog

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JakeAssBeatClap
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CB is cock blocked by the way anyway heres the tale.

if you dont want to read the story basically i got cockblocked by her cute little dog in  a doggy cast. now read underlined portion.

I was out of town for a week and i haven't had sex since last monday so today is the first chance i get to do it again. So after class i get to my girlfriend's house and after 30 minutes her dad leaves so im thinking its go time!!! but no last week one of her dogs got bit by a coyote and the other was eaten by it. the one who was just bit survived so he has been in a little doggy cast so after her dad leaves i start making my moves then the little guy comes in all cute in his cast wanting to lay down with us so he does and before i know it i have to leave minus sex im pretty bummed but i was like itll be going down tomorrow then i realized i cant see her tomorrow because she cant chill. and wednesday her periods starting im about to go like 2 weeks without sex...

anyway the real reason i posted this is to wonder whats the weirdest or funniest way youve been cock blocked?? +k for laughter

Apr 12 2010 9:37PM
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PaleCelery
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I go cock blocked my a spider once, I was gonna fuck her, then a spider came out of her puss and bit my dick off.
Apr 12 2010 9:38PM
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Motherfucka
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One of my friends in middle school, the best fighter there too, liked men. And me. So he interupted alot.

Apr 12 2010 9:39PM
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HIRO
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hahaha wtf that's so random
Apr 12 2010 9:41PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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you win.
Apr 12 2010 9:41PM
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Shadows
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the dog at this girls house i like to frequent blocks the shit out of me all the damn time. and she lets it which is wack cause im not about to kick the fuckin puppy off the bed. thats mean.
Apr 12 2010 9:42PM
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Joshua.
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dude you gotta take charge. if the dog tries to block you just push it away and get to business.
Apr 12 2010 9:45PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I know right!!! fucking plus k for feeling the pain and to anyone who says kick the dog off the bed your not about to kick a dog off the bed in  a little puppy cast its not right hahahahah
Apr 12 2010 9:46PM
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JosephStalin
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sucks to be you going 2 weeks without sex, ive only gone 16 years so far
Apr 12 2010 9:48PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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its easy to not have sex when you dont have someone whowants to do it with you... its when you have a girlfriend that wants it but you just cant do it is whats killer
Apr 12 2010 9:50PM
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BWalmer
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Truth...

And I know EXACTLY how you feel...my GF is going to school in Baltimore, I live in CT...I usually have to last several weeks, if not months, it sucks.
Apr 12 2010 10:07PM
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elemeno89
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pics or it didnt happen.
Apr 12 2010 10:10PM
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Chickendodo
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lol, 2 weeks. Try sex, once or twice every 3 weeks.  Long distance relationships FTL.
Apr 12 2010 10:12PM
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Static
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just fuck her on the rag you pussy
Apr 12 2010 10:22PM
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ONTerriible
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i hope your ready to fight the red army
Apr 12 2010 10:26PM
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SteezyOhio
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should let the dog give you a rim job while you were fucking the chick..... best sex you'll ever have!


Apr 12 2010 10:29PM
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Peter.
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earn your red wings
Apr 12 2010 10:31PM
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Gnarshred
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haha I was about to say, Just get creative with some peanut butter. no reason the dog can't join the fun hahahah
Apr 12 2010 10:32PM
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EthanJPAskier
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HAHAHA
Apr 12 2010 10:33PM
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FBGM
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well yeah, you sleep with your dog far more often than you do with your girlfriend.
Apr 12 2010 10:36PM
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SteezyOhio
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dont even question me girl! what happens in Tyler's bed, stays there, unless ofcourse the sheets need washed, then it goes down the laundry shoot, into the washer, dryer, laundry basket, then back up stairs, but basically it ends where it started, so it stays there!
Apr 12 2010 10:38PM
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FBGM
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you just don't want people to know about the dirty things you do in bed with your dog.
Apr 12 2010 10:40PM
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BenWhit
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When the river runs red take the muddy path instead...
Apr 12 2010 10:48PM
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Zent33zy
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hahaha +K
Apr 12 2010 10:51PM
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Zent33zy
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gonna get with my friends cousin on a ski trip
get cockblocked by her dad
most awkward moment ive had in my life
Apr 12 2010 10:52PM
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CypressGrove
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dude, it aint like her mouth is bleeding
Apr 12 2010 10:52PM
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SteezyOhio
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yes, you have caught me. I'm in a physical relationship with a 4 year old chocolate Labrador. time to change my facebook relationship status so the whole world knows!
Apr 12 2010 10:52PM
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FBGM
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YEAH! "she keeps me warm at night"
Apr 12 2010 11:05PM
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SteezyOhio
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you've obviously never felt the warmth between man and dog,  when they are laying naked, as god meant it to be, in harmony, cuddling under a down blanket, and enjoying the warm summer night.
Apr 12 2010 11:08PM
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FBGM
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hey, why are you getting so defensive? i never said it was a bad thing.
Apr 12 2010 11:10PM
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Deezy
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dont worry, i got the video right here...
Apr 12 2010 11:14PM
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SteezyOhio
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......... bwahahaha ?

Apr 12 2010 11:15PM
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NataliePortman
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Apr 12 2010 11:16PM
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FBGM
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.......ruh roh ;)
Apr 12 2010 11:22PM
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Testicles
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thissssss
Apr 13 2010 1:31AM
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.AR6rider.
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Apr 13 2010 2:37AM
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Mooserz
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I was getting into it with her and her dog walked in, sat right on the couch and stared at us. it made things a little awkward
Apr 13 2010 6:25AM
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s_a_m
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nose bleed
Apr 13 2010 10:11AM
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PhaedeD
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i get cock blocked by funny shows on tv..
Apr 13 2010 10:36AM
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+[wall.e]+
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My relationship in a nutshell.
Apr 13 2010 10:58AM
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SmokeyTheBear
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hahaha this
Apr 13 2010 11:39AM
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Steeze_Cake
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started off by getting head from this wicked hot girl, turned out she recently got her braces removed and they had to place a palet on the roof of her mouth. Yeah, that hurt. Ended any sexual confrontation from that point till..... the next day.
Apr 13 2010 11:51AM
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EvanMeyer
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just go find some smut and fuck her you dont HAVE to fuck your girlfriend
Apr 13 2010 11:56AM
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bstuck1
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Pillowpants, damn underwear trolls.
Apr 13 2010 12:01PM
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Delphi
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one week is nothing. Trying going 4-5 weeks. Then after one weekend, going 4-5 more weeks. plays games with your head and your body. Puts you on a biological 5 week system. If you try to bang at 3 weeks instead of 5, your body knows something is up and fucks you over.
Apr 13 2010 12:50PM
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Moe-Monayyyy
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Ok check it, I live with my mom but the other weekend I was staying with my real dad. I am 17 and my real dads girlfriend has a son who's like 18. The kid is the BIGGEST FAG EVER. Not like a douscher fag but like, straight up homo. He literally is that ideal stereotypical kid who gets bullied in school. Hes like 5'8 - 5-'9 110lb. ANd hes really into wierd music like eric clapton and shit and he is super retarded, the kid got a 900 on the SAT but to make it worse when they sent his scores he was too stupid to understand how the scoring worked so he thought he did really good!?

Wow ok enough about him... So anyways, Im at my dads, the wierdo kid is their, and I've got my standard booty call girl over. Me and said girl are in the living / rec room and wierdo kid decides he's tryna kick it with us out there. WTF. Cockblock for fucking sho. Im tryna get my freak on so I text this kid like "wtf dude go away for a little while" and all the sudden he gets it and just immediatley gives me this insane shocked surprised look and goes "why would you want me to leave the room" ....... omfg. I almost DROPPED this kid ON the SPOT. Super awkward. I wish I had video of this kid so you guys could understand how wierd he is and shit. Luckily the girl didnt really care and I kicked the fruitcake out and things got poppin.

The next day me and the fruitcake went to my grandpas house to help him do some work and were all riding in the car together and I tell my grandpa the story and before I even say anything my grandpa goes "WHATTT!? Your new nickname is COCKBLOCKER! Some step brother you are!"

hahah classic.

Sparknotes: Fag-hole almost stepbrother attempts to cockblock me, but is unsucessful!

Apr 13 2010 1:28PM
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FBGM
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whats wrong with clapton?
Apr 13 2010 1:46PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Apr 13 2010 1:50PM
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bootleg_BEN
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???
Apr 13 2010 1:50PM
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PhaedeD
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everything.
Apr 13 2010 1:51PM
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GANDALF
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YOU'RE WRONG
Apr 13 2010 5:18PM
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