CB is cock blocked by the way anyway heres the tale.
if you dont want to read the story basically i got cockblocked by her cute little dog in a doggy cast. now read underlined portion.
I was out of town for a week and i haven't had sex since last monday so today is the first chance i get to do it again. So after class i get to my girlfriend's house and after 30 minutes her dad leaves so im thinking its go time!!! but no last week one of her dogs got bit by a coyote and the other was eaten by it. the one who was just bit survived so he has been in a little doggy cast so after her dad leaves i start making my moves then the little guy comes in all cute in his cast wanting to lay down with us so he does and before i know it i have to leave minus sex im pretty bummed but i was like itll be going down tomorrow then i realized i cant see her tomorrow because she cant chill. and wednesday her periods starting im about to go like 2 weeks without sex...
anyway the real reason i posted this is to wonder whats the weirdest or funniest way youve been cock blocked?? +k for laughter