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This Three Year Old Would Beat Your Ass

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danbrown
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Kid's good


Apr 8 2010 8:42PM
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Tinga
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wouldnt even be a long fight either.
Apr 8 2010 8:47PM
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C.Wood
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that kid runs shit, he'll be a pro boxer some day
Apr 8 2010 8:51PM
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theblackrod
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thunderous strikes
Apr 8 2010 8:51PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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damn thats a bit early to be starting that if you ask me...i mean jeez let the kid grow up before you turn him into a thoroughbred fighting machine
Apr 8 2010 8:52PM
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Mr_Orange
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that kids gonna get in alot of shit for fighting throughout his school years
Apr 8 2010 8:52PM
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Chompo.
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If he could reach your head
Apr 8 2010 8:54PM
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Poon_Handler
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That's legit but hope that he can "handle" it or he's gonna beat teachers up in school. 
Apr 8 2010 8:56PM
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T-Holt
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His joints are probably gonna be done by the time he's 20.
Apr 8 2010 8:57PM
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Nathn
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Highly unlikely. I have reach on him, and he leads with a cross. I'd just keep poppin' him with my jab.










Just kidding he's really really good.
Apr 8 2010 9:00PM
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OhMyBosh
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You could probably take him pretty easily... perfect height to kick him in the side of the head.
Apr 8 2010 9:06PM
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Tinga
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or the crotch
Apr 8 2010 9:10PM
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Rachy
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I imagine it is really hard to find baby sitters for him.
Apr 8 2010 9:13PM
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fourtwozero
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id just turn his parents into chilli and feed it to him
Apr 8 2010 9:15PM
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Phil-X-
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that kid is going to have some serious joint and muscle probs when hes older =/
but hes sickkkkk
Apr 8 2010 9:20PM
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YoungJah
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The little guy can pack some fucking punch, for a 3 year old.
Apr 8 2010 9:27PM
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gstaff
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in my opinion this isn't right.  let the kid grow up
Apr 8 2010 9:28PM
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Relish_man
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just what i was thinking. one of those punches to the plounderplounge and youd be down like a fich gasping for water.
Apr 8 2010 9:44PM
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kn0xville1g
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haha tooootally.

"sarah can i have another cookie?"

"no, it's time for bed..let's go brush your tee...JOHHHNNN STOP! okay! here's your cookie"

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Apr 8 2010 9:48PM
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artfullydodged
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sweet parenting
Apr 8 2010 9:49PM
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no_steeze
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no i could probably kick his ass
Apr 8 2010 9:52PM
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Lemuel
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Yea this doesn't seem like something that a 3 year old should be doing.
Apr 8 2010 9:56PM
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.travis.
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Can you imagine if he got into a fight with another 3 year old. He would seriously fuck that kids shit up.
Apr 8 2010 10:03PM
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B.Pol
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If only Micheal Jackson was still alive I would say...........MJ and Micheal vick would start a little boy fight club. RIP
Apr 8 2010 11:09PM
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Mr.Panda
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Jesus... that's scary.
Apr 8 2010 11:12PM
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H8CH
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Holy shit - kids form and footwork are perfect!! Blatantly eastern block crazies! I have a personal trainer who is ex Bosnian special forces, he was probably like this then - you just know he could kill you in a flash.... Super nice guy though, but you wouldn't fuck with him for all the tea in china....
Apr 8 2010 11:36PM
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baethoven
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that kids crazy
Apr 8 2010 11:43PM
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annex_
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crap...that's...terrifying
Apr 8 2010 11:44PM
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easiestEC
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i want my kid to be like this kid.
Apr 8 2010 11:47PM
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Malcolm
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hahahaha thats true
Apr 8 2010 11:49PM
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THATS_STREET
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nah id kick the kid across the room before he got a punch off.

but in 10 years that kid will be ruling the playgrounds for sure.
Apr 8 2010 11:53PM
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.Kellen.
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