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Nathn

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Peeing freestyle. Invented officially 04/07/2010 by Nate Tryman.

I was peeing using my right hand to hold, and preceded to lift my left leg over the stream while peeing. I'm guessing I was lucky so it might be a while before I try this again. Start inventing tricks.

Apr 7 2010 4:21PM

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Style+eeze

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this thread brings copious lolz

Apr 7 2010 9:45PM

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fourtwozero

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i did a hands-free double lincoln on flat ground while urinating, didnt get a drop on me.

Apr 7 2010 9:56PM

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fourtwozero

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fucking /thread

Apr 7 2010 11:27PM

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Skittle.

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peeing whilst skiing switch is great

Apr 7 2010 11:40PM

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.Asain-Skiier

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27 feet lol

Apr 7 2010 11:40PM

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SteezyOhio

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well i mean this isnt peestyling yet when your in a public urinal, walk up to a urinal directly next to somebody, unzip pants, drop pants to the floor, lean forward resting your head on the wall, let your arms hang lose as you no hand piss, then pretend to fall asleep whislt taking said piss, make sure to stay in this posotion for atleast 5 minutes, and have a buddy come find you to wake you up. video taping necessary.

Apr 7 2010 11:46PM

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fourtwozero

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what, no double lincoln?

Apr 8 2010 12:03AM

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Otter.

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epic thread.

Apr 8 2010 12:09AM

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SteezyOhio

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naw, but urinating in public is gods given gift to men, i use this privlage whenever i can, ill even walk outside if its a dark summer night take a piss in my side lawn, when i could have gone into the bathroom.

Apr 8 2010 12:12AM

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CrunkNugget

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HEAVY HEAD!?!?!?!

Apr 8 2010 12:22AM

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Ben.

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@th1337

Apr 8 2010 12:32AM

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squibble

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its called the peeing goat

Apr 8 2010 12:35AM

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hue.

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i take the tank lid off, stand on top of the bowl, pee into the tank, so when i flush, it flushes pee, and then i jusmp off the bowl and afterbang

Apr 8 2010 12:38AM

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nolan.

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morning wood for peestyling is like wearing tall tees for skiing. deffff ups your steez factor!

Apr 8 2010 12:46AM

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ashamedkrew

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my homie is the master of peeing from inside a stall completely over the wall and directly into a urinal on the other side, takes so much pressure though. Like a solid minute or 2 of pre-loading

Apr 8 2010 1:20AM

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spruitm

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upper decker. better with poo

Apr 9 2010 2:39PM

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CrunkNugget

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or just cut a hole in a tall tee and pee through that

Apr 12 2010 3:58PM

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rickety_cricket

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I usually go in the stalls and spin as fast as i can while pissing. The most ive gotten so far is 10 full rotations before losing pressure

Apr 12 2010 4:06PM

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pomme-de-terre

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i am fucking slamming glasses water so i can try some of this shit out in the next half hour or so.

Apr 12 2010 6:29PM

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no_steeze

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wtf ew

Apr 12 2010 6:32PM

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AlexGaynor

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So, since i decided my mom wouldn't be down with me peeing everywhere all over the bathroom, I hit up craigslist for a summer set up. There is now a toilet in my backyard, solely for this purpose. If i feel up to it i might make an edit to biggy smalls.

Apr 12 2010 7:01PM

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Nathn

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It's about that time...

Jul 19 2010 1:27AM

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ButteredToast.

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ahahaahahahha i love this thread. ITS BACK.

Jul 19 2010 2:06AM

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TOK

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Stand on hands, hold your manhood with your feet.

Jul 19 2010 2:22AM

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Dan.P

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Top deck poo version is deadly, such a good prank. a more suttle option is the reverse kangaroo, sit backwards and get the stains all down the bowl.

Jul 19 2010 2:37AM

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585.

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this made me lol.

Jul 19 2010 2:47AM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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fuck i just envisioned a legit thugged out peestyling edit. someone please do it

Jul 19 2010 2:52AM

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yourthemannowdog

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ima try this right meow! brb

Jul 19 2010 2:52AM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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fuck i just envisioned a legit thugged out peestyling edit. someone please do it

Jul 19 2010 2:53AM

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jorb.co

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threads for future boring, pepsi filled late nights.

Jul 19 2010 2:56AM

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Negro_Jesus

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i like this thread

Jul 19 2010 2:58AM

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matt.s

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peestyling is cool and all, but sometimes i like to keep it plain and simple. beautiful pee scenes of trees and stick figures dancing etched into a fresh snowfall is one of the most glorious sightings one could ever witness. if it freezes solid so people can admire it longer, it means the pee gods are pleased.

Jul 19 2010 3:11AM

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Nathn

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Amen. There's nothing like peeing on fresh pow.

Jul 19 2010 3:20AM

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matt.s

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that was my 600th post by the way.

thank you for your time.

Jul 19 2010 3:22AM

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Bar_Down

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peeing your name in cursive in sand or snow or something makes you feel like a champ if done properly.

Jul 19 2010 9:48AM

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DUKES

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I do the Captain Morgan

Jul 19 2010 11:13PM

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bitchezluv=]

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should have done a 180 and finished off with da goat :)

Jul 19 2010 11:22PM

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jeR.

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skiing switch while peeing. extra points for a zero spin mid stream

Jul 19 2010 11:30PM

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skichicky3

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I can pee standing using no hands...do I win?

Jul 19 2010 11:46PM

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apcaipse

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I have a genius idea.

Get on a longboard, naked of course, and just let it go as you roll down the road.

Jul 20 2010 12:36AM

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Nathn

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Bump. I've been practising lately.

Apr 15 2011 2:46PM

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Daph

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Mannnnn this thread makes me wish I had a penis.

Apr 15 2011 3:00PM

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Stickity

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this is dope

Apr 15 2011 3:02PM

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Deezy

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i tried the leg over the stream today at a unrnal in my school.... right as a teacher walked in... very very awks situation
-as for the teacher, some girl has been writing on the walls in the bathrooms with period blood. shit like "im not dead yet" and "you cant kill me" but this has been happening for a week, so we expect it to stop for another 3-4 weeks.....
but i dont know why he was in the boys washroom, im sure all of us are sane.

Ill be back for the over the shoulder on monday.

Apr 15 2011 3:06PM

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Cufe.

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I LOL'd really really hard

Apr 15 2011 3:08PM

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rtav

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At out high school swim practices, we see how long we can go for in the pool. It's a six lane pool, and the current record is all six, flip-turn, then 3 more. We call it the nine-laner.

Apr 15 2011 3:13PM

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