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3rd grader compiles a list of 90 "types of bitches"

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JayDope
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came across this, and had to share, a 3rd grader wrote all of it, kid is way ahead of himself haha

Mar 24 2010 12:55AM
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MADDECENT
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hahaha that is hilarious!
Mar 24 2010 12:56AM
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corona
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I doubt that was written by a third grader, but still funny
Mar 24 2010 1:00AM
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TristanVesely
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no way a 3rd grader wrote this
Mar 24 2010 1:01AM
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c4t_l0ver
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my night has been made by a 3rd grader
Mar 24 2010 1:02AM
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vailsux.com
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coming from DC i am not surprised

Mar 24 2010 1:02AM
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Jwalk
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ahahaha thats awesome!
Mar 24 2010 1:04AM
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mode2n
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haha this kids gonna be crazy when he's older
Mar 24 2010 1:07AM
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Piste.Off
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that kid is definitely black
Mar 24 2010 1:09AM
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CypressGrove
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nappy tender headed bitches was my favorite lol
Mar 24 2010 1:10AM
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1337
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this..... unless he black
Mar 24 2010 1:10AM
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RJD2
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this was written by a GIRL. stop saying "HE"
Mar 24 2010 1:13AM
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ScuffDUFF
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reminds me of the little black kid off of role models
Mar 24 2010 2:31AM
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Apresbang
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I'm not america, what age are kids in 3rd grade??
Mar 24 2010 5:49AM
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*TURBONERD*
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my threads for later
Mar 24 2010 6:35AM
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skiblandford
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you can go to jail fo saying that man
Mar 24 2010 6:48AM
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feihlination
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lolz zomg
Mar 24 2010 7:05AM
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SkiTheYeast
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around 8 years old
Mar 24 2010 7:31AM
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Evilchris
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My threads for after school
Mar 24 2010 7:44AM
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apcaipse
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Threads for after school.
Mar 24 2010 8:05AM
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feihlination
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threaDZ fo aftaah skoOLLz
Mar 24 2010 8:06AM
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ski_DC
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classic dc charter schools...
Mar 24 2010 8:22AM
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EvanMeyer
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my threads for when im not in school
Mar 24 2010 8:40AM
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jeremy.g
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damn skanky fishy coochie bitches
Mar 24 2010 9:26AM
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VCharette
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I got to admit that before I really went through and studied it I was getting ready to rip this girl apart for not having the most obvious type of bitch on there which is obviously a stanky bitch.   But then I read it and boom there it was.  “#60 Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches’”.   After that I was sold.  "

I lold at that part

Mar 24 2010 9:33AM
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-Dan
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no health-care havin bitches is #44
Mar 24 2010 9:36AM
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M+M
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if you think its a guy you are retarded, look at the hand writing, and there is one that says "bitches that be tryin to steal your man" doubt a guy is worried about that, this bitch sounds crazy
Mar 24 2010 9:41AM
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apcaipse
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Hilarious. My favorite one is
Funky looking bitches




Mar 24 2010 9:44AM
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DAMICO
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wearing shoes that be talking bitches hahahahaha
Mar 24 2010 10:32AM
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CypressGrove
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maybe obama is trying to destroy this list one by one...
Mar 24 2010 10:35AM
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Balto
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that kid is gonna go far in life
Mar 24 2010 10:55AM
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Chompo.
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Hahahaha
Mar 24 2010 10:56AM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha awesome.  I love the one that was like: Bitches who think they man love them then get pregnant and be left alone.  Wtf? What third grader thinks of that?

Mar 24 2010 11:30AM
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dirty.
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Triflin' bitches...this is an awesome website too
Mar 24 2010 12:21PM
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FBGM
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hahahaha! alright, so what kinda bitch are you?

i'd say i'm a pajamas outside bitch.
Mar 24 2010 12:34PM
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ike.
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hahaha dry scalp dandruff bitches
Mar 24 2010 12:35PM
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JayDope
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dry scalp dandruff bitches
Mar 24 2010 12:37PM
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derbski
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Mar 24 2010 12:59PM
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KEVTRON
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haha kept me laughin throug hthe whole list
Mar 24 2010 12:59PM
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itsssyourboy
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lol slimy grimy bitches
Mar 24 2010 3:17PM
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OhMyBosh
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86) White bitches that think black people poor








lol'd
Mar 24 2010 3:28PM
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Spinoza
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Stupid bitches that act dumb

llllllllllllllol this is great
Mar 24 2010 4:04PM
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