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finder_of_gnomes
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Health care bill passed!!!!!
This will help in the future, just wait republicans.
Mar 21 2010 10:55PM
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no_steeze
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'tis good news

bring on the political shitstorm
Mar 21 2010 10:56PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
first
Mar 21 2010 10:56PM
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no_steeze
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LOL!
Mar 21 2010 10:56PM
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prontocuts.com
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Mar 21 2010 10:57PM
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skiminnesota
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OMG!
Mar 21 2010 10:57PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
this is BS
Mar 21 2010 10:59PM
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Gnarshred
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Uhm, anyone wanna give a brief summary of the bill? Im fucking lazy and don't care that much about it, but a humorous account of what the bill will do from either side would be much appreciated. I won't debate anything you say so feel free to get creative. And +K for lawls
Mar 21 2010 11:00PM
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BrewskiJr
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Now come on children. Listen to Dr. Obama. He knows best.
Mar 21 2010 11:02PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
Who said that we would never have a black presdent who said bush was a good president who said the healthcare bill would never be passed WHO HAS BEEN PROVEN WRONG once again. I rest my case
Mar 21 2010 11:02PM
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Ben.
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you are gonna have free healthcare, but the country is going to fall down around your ears.

thats what MSNBC and FOX told me


also something about communism.
Mar 21 2010 11:03PM
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prontocuts.com
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Theres no public option = not free?

just more regulation = higher prices and less choices
Mar 21 2010 11:05PM
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Slinger1x1
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yeahhh, lets insure all those illegal immigrants!!! they deserve it!!! no one cleans my house better
Mar 21 2010 11:05PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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basically from my extensive reading on the subject here is what you need to know.

1. its controversial

2 some people fucking hate it

3. some love it

4. but really its just healthcare for everyone cuz people cant afford it. so instead of our money going to schools for kids who cant read good and want to do other stuff good too it goes to poor people who cant afford it.

5. id say 70% of the people who cant afford it are fucking lazy

6. i dont care about politics or healthcare... i just want a powder day

i digress

Mar 21 2010 11:06PM
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Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
according to Glenn Beck Stalin is coming out of hiding to govern the USA now
Mar 21 2010 11:07PM
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Pippin
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Ha - Oh geeeez.
Mar 21 2010 11:08PM
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Ben.
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please recalibrate your esarcasm meter.
Mar 21 2010 11:08PM
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Ben.
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you must be mentally challenged.
Mar 21 2010 11:09PM
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prontocuts.com
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but ben, how do you know the meter is calibrated or not until you look into the box
Mar 21 2010 11:09PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mar 21 2010 11:10PM
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jeremy.g
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but who will build our pool houses when they get sick?
Mar 21 2010 11:10PM
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skiminnesota
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i took the sarcasm meter and SMASHED IT TO BITS!

good luck re assembling it.
Mar 21 2010 11:11PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I am pretty satisfied with this... for now. I still believe that the US should have a health care system that emulates Canada's with a few minor tweaks, but I am especially pleased with the abortion compromise.
Mar 21 2010 11:11PM
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Gnarshred
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Well thank god for Derek Zoolander then!

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Mar 21 2010 11:12PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147

This is FOR SURE true...

And also, for that dude who said, let's insured those fuckin immigrants, you are not the only country, canada does to, but you have two choices! Break a arm, don't pay shit for a cast and radio, OR pay like 5000$ for all those shit when you don't even have a penny in your pocket!...

Mar 21 2010 11:13PM
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prontocuts.com
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maybe i should look into making social healthcare stickers
Mar 21 2010 11:15PM
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Delphi
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Alea Iacta Est.......the midterms will be such a RAGE setch. MA taught the dems what happens when they don't listen to their constituents. What exactly did they do in response? They kept not-listening to their constituents and used incredible, and by most accounts, unconstitutional, subterfuge to pass this piece of shit. I can't wait to see what happens. See yah later Pelosi and Reid! good riddance you morons. Reid was already running far behind in the polls in his home state. He's fucked.
Mar 21 2010 11:15PM
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Deletedtoday
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ben you would get a bat taken to your head around my family.
Mar 21 2010 11:16PM
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charmander
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youre missing the point.

illegal immigrants should be deported, not taken care of.
Mar 21 2010 11:17PM
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Ben.
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hahaha pelosi wont lose. reid will. pelosi wont.
Mar 21 2010 11:18PM
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Ben.
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yay for threats over the interwebz
Mar 21 2010 11:18PM
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Delphi
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Also, this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. This will help in the future...you, sir, are an idiot. You are even more of an idiot if you think it was just Republicans who opposed this piece of shit.
Mar 21 2010 11:19PM
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Deletedtoday
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not a threat just a handy insight to remember.
Mar 21 2010 11:21PM
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prontocuts.com
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dont listen to him ben


my family would make you a cake with a cat inside of it
Mar 21 2010 11:21PM
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Ben.
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what that not everyone agrees with me? the world would be pretty boring if everyone agreed.
Mar 21 2010 11:22PM
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Ben.
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but is the cat alive or dead? you dont know until you open the box
Mar 21 2010 11:23PM
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prontocuts.com
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you mean cake
Mar 21 2010 11:23PM
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Dainsey
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this
don't come near my house BENJAMIN
Mar 21 2010 11:23PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
ok, derek is cool, cuz hes not violent, hes just being silly. having said that, i completely reject all his ideas, im a liberal. and yes, i hope the cake that you guys bake for ben is going to have a cat that will go "wrawr" just like in ur icon
Mar 21 2010 11:24PM
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prontocuts.com
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10/10
Mar 21 2010 11:26PM
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skiminnesota
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dont listen to him Ben- the cat would probably have rabies.


ide make you a cup of Ramen.
Mar 21 2010 11:26PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
right back at ya honey
Mar 21 2010 11:27PM
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Jamestown
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Well Nancy Pelosi had this to say about the bill before its passage: "We have to pass the health care bill so you can find out what's in it."

She sounds intelligent.
Mar 21 2010 11:27PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
context is overrated anyways.



as for all of this, in general. regardless of if you agree or disagree, the fact of the matter is this country is very resilient. people have thought plenty of other things were going to destroy this country when they passed, and look, were still here.


i think well probably all survive.
Mar 21 2010 11:29PM
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THATS_STREET
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nancy pelosi has the most fake smile in existence
Mar 21 2010 11:31PM
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prontocuts.com
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shes pretty cute
Mar 21 2010 11:33PM
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Scrambles
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its shitty in canada, my friends dad passed away because he couldnt get to see the medical people in time. he waited 3 days INSIDE the hospital, but the medical people were too busy helping people with small coughs and sore toes, because "hey it's free! lets abuse the system!". i also had to wait 7 hours in the hospital with a broken arm, because people who had runny noses were occupying the staff, hell one of our government officials went to U.S. for a surgery because it was a crazy long wait to get the same procedure in canada/rant
Mar 21 2010 11:35PM
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Delphi
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I don't know, Pelosi is incredibly unpopular right now. California is in the top 10 of all the states that have donated to the "Fire Pelosi" fund. It's on the GOP homepage. pretty funny.
Mar 21 2010 11:39PM
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Ben.
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but her district is one of the most liberal places in the country. i just dont see it happening.
Mar 21 2010 11:40PM
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Delphi
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A republican was elected in MA,the most Liberal state in the country....anything can happen.
Mar 21 2010 11:44PM
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Dainsey
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lets start another page of political discontentment.
Mar 21 2010 11:44PM
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