Welcome to our new beta design! Click here to go back to the old Newschoolers.
multiple pink polo shirts in the closet, as well as on the bro's in the hose with the collars popped.
bong or pipes sitting in the most obvious places so everyone who comes in can see how chill they are.
tons of empty bottles lined up somewhere in the house so everyone can see how awesome they are.
trendy sunglasses everywhere, maybe a couple flatbills.
a fridge filled with beer, salads hidden behind it.
a subaru parked outside, probably a wrx or sti with a DC sticker. and a big gay lifted truck somewhere, probably super clean, and never seen anything but dry roads, same with the subaru.
gay porn on everyones computer.
overweight chicks who think they're not inside wearing skimpy clothes with their fat folds sticking out, a couple pounds of makeup, no personality or self respect, mostly used as an accesory to hide everyones homosexuality from visitors.
football game playing on the tv
probably a couple weights sitting out in an easy to see place
a beer pong table sitting out somewhere, probably with some retarded bro'ey paint job
beer brand posters on all the walls, again to show that everyone has the ability to consume liquids
So couches set up on top of tables around a massize big screen tv and about six other couches surrounding the tz, pretty much a homeade stadium-like seating arrangement.
Usually a ply-wood bar
Many beer-pong table
Cement floor cellar where people smoke dukes
I thought frat's were always considered lame? or am i missing something? 99% of the time, the frats around here are just full of a bunch of super douchebag bro's who have not life at all.
yeah a friend of mine made the bad decision to live in a house with a bunch of bro's, not a frat, but close enough. and occasionally they would have parties that were extremely lame, like every guy wearing a wife beater or with their shirt off, if they have one on its an xs tapout shirt, everyones got a flatbill, everyone's got this super serious blank stare, if you goof off or do anything non serious they look at you like they wanna kick your ass. and fat disgusting sticky chicks everywhere.
anyway they would always be playing underground rap and shit like that, which isnt always bad, but at a party full 100% with douchebags its horrible. so almost everytime they have a party like that we would change the music to miley cyrus, beach boys, justin beiber or whatever, aron carter, enya, cyndi lauper, stuff like that.
nobody knew how to get to the little control unit thing for the sound system, so people would be shitting their pants getting so pissed off at the music, we have gotten punched so many times and almost got in like 100 fights, but they never happen because we end up doing something super gay like slapping their ass or compliment their nice body or something, which pisses them off more. and in a party like that, gay is the way to be, because it makes them look bad to all the disgusting chicks they wanna get with, and its the one thing that pisses them off the most.