"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.
Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge
amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible
so she doesn't burn off as many calories.
Honestly, fuck america. I bet every girl in Switzerland/russia is 8+/10