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Who is the most ripped pro?

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ElbridgeGerry
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I know most pros are really out of shape and smoke way too much weed, but there are guys like Colby and Jon who are in pretty good shape. I wanna hear what you guys think, who is the most ripped pro?
Mar 1 2010 9:01PM
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skiminnesota
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pretty sure she is from MN...

i was about to type obscenities at you but then i read that you didnt mean it. hahaa


im sorry, but after watching the Olympics and seeing her i have come to the conclusion that she could quite literally kick my ass... along with 75% of of NSers. haha

not a hot kick my ass either..

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Mar 1 2010 11:02PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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I thought this was gonna be about pros smoking weed, woulda made a way better thread
Mar 1 2010 11:05PM
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JSiegel
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if i had a dollar for every time jacob wester posted a gay pic on his blog, i would have enough money to buy a lifetime supply of lube. He is soooo jacked and tanned--homo.
Mar 1 2010 11:56PM
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FREEskiLINE
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alright. lemme clarify how i feel. i have nothing against canibus or tanner. its the extent that he did it to while there were little kids looking up to him an waiting in a massive ass line just to get his autograph and he turned many of them aside to go blaze it up. Tanner was revoulutionary to our sport and did great things and also was a very nice person to talk to but i thought he coulda chosen a different time for it or at least not to the exctent that he did it to
Mar 2 2010 12:00AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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I think Mark Abma is pretty ripped, I know he's crazy strong at least
Mar 2 2010 12:25AM
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niels043
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this is probably one of the most homo threads in ns history

but on the real CR used to be gorilla pre-first accident. and you don't have to be a homo to know that, all you have to do is have read freeze.


r.i.p CR
Mar 2 2010 12:40AM
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zagfan5
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lindsey vonn?

heres her workout.

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/assetid=88729bc8-16bb-4e93-8b66-5888f5077be3.html

btw about that video the tuck she was in on the exercise ball is ridiculiously hard to do. she has amazing balance.
Mar 2 2010 2:27PM
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.Roockley.
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Stop Calling Me a Homo - Awesome video clips here


you remind me of this
Mar 2 2010 4:05PM
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.Roockley.
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but in all seriousness, we should have a push up contest

whoever does the most in a minute wins
Mar 2 2010 4:08PM
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Apresbang
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Holy fucking over reaction!!!! Chill the fuck out man, the kids just expressing his opinion.
And what's with the outrageous onslaught of puberty jokes? Did you just want to talk about 13 year old nuts or do you think that bringing it up reinforces your point about respecting other people?
You're a fucking idiot. It's an opinion, you don't have to agree with it, argue with it all you want but leave the pre-pubescent imagery at home next time.
Mar 2 2010 4:38PM
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iBake
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not a chance i mean bdog competed and almost podiumed he would be out the second they drug tested him, kids always baked
Mar 2 2010 4:44PM
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Username_42069
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Mar 2 2010 6:09PM
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ski_ENDUB
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yea since a common characteristic of an athlete is to be out of shape, dumbass. Some one who nearly every day for 9 months out of the year is not out of shape.
Mar 2 2010 6:09PM
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ski_ENDUB
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forgot to put in the word skis before every day
Mar 2 2010 6:12PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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haha wtf is up with those vag veins

Mar 2 2010 7:04PM
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Chompo.
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I would say Simon tanner, or jacob
Mar 2 2010 7:13PM
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skiierman
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her pussy looks ready to bust out and eat people.
Mar 2 2010 8:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Relative to pretty much any other 'athlete' they are. Just so you know, I'm talking about park rats not those crazy AT guys.
Mar 2 2010 8:06PM
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mer-man
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who the fuck actually takes the time to draw that?
Mar 2 2010 11:21PM
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MADDECENT
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Somebody that couldn't find a woman like that to masturbate to, so he just drew her.
Mar 2 2010 11:25PM
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Meases_Pieces
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thats no vagina sir
Mar 2 2010 11:37PM
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123ski
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TJ?
Mar 2 2010 11:41PM
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garettnorthey
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Jon, Simon, Colby, Jacob, Sammy is pretty jacked, Joe Schuster probably is too. In that order.
Mar 3 2010 1:12AM
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ineedarealname
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just because they are skinny doesnt mean they are in shape. im sure the steady diet for most of them of fast food, pop, booze, lack of sleep and what not makes for a really fit person. i do hand it to the ones who train hard for the season like dorey and dumont. but park skiing is definitely not something that keeps you in top shape by just doing it. big mountain with all the hiking, skinning etc as well as racers who need to be in good form.
Mar 3 2010 1:19AM
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doobiebrotha
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dude more the reason to get baked, tons of lil fuckers annoying the shit out of you, making you all stressed out! he just needed a lil safety meeting to get through that shit! ahaha

and i'm sure he wasn't the only one getting ripped during this
Mar 3 2010 1:28AM
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ski_ENDUB
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you still have to be in shape to be able to ski park everyday and have your body be able to hold up. think about the amount of abuse park skiing puts on your body.
Mar 3 2010 1:31AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Just like you have to be in shape to ride your bike to work every day. It requires a certain level of fitness, but nothing close to an actual athlete.
Mar 3 2010 7:09AM
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g.off
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this is actually the gayest thread ever.
Mar 3 2010 10:28AM
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I_Am_Mod
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seeing how simon took that crash in the x-games pipe practice and walking away without a scratch ....

i'd say hes pretty ripped...
Mar 3 2010 10:36AM
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jblaski
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I read an article a couple years ago about how a couple pro snowboarders have some crazy off-season workouts. One of the guys was Mike Casanova. Dude's pretty ripped.
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Mar 3 2010 10:41AM
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mer-man
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lol this guy looks like one of those "dont fuck with me bro i work out like every day" that said right before he gets nocked out by some twizler with a good right jab
Mar 3 2010 11:50AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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haha even I could kick that guys ass...

Good call to the guy who said Jon, he's not very big but super ripped.
Mar 3 2010 12:30PM
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^_^iseeyou
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This is sooo gay
Mar 3 2010 1:52PM
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gkenworthy
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That was nice... Touche!
Mar 3 2010 1:55PM
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Biggie-Smalls
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i bed T.J is pretty strong hahaha him or Matt Walker
Mar 3 2010 2:02PM
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Biggie-Smalls
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i'm here for the Gang-Bang?
Mar 3 2010 2:03PM
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fratskier69
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wow that is funny
Mar 3 2010 2:31PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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.......srsly?
Mar 3 2010 8:04PM
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wintersway
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pk hunder?
Mar 3 2010 8:32PM
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ndye
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Change thread name to i am the most gay man on newschoolers
Mar 3 2010 8:49PM
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gunstalk
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you should change your name to "i don't shit about proper grammer"
Mar 3 2010 8:55PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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GRRRRRRRRRR I DID P90X AND GAINED NO MUSCLE!!!! GRRRRR, IM STILL A SKINNY FUCK GRRRRRRRRRR
Mar 3 2010 10:28PM
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shanedawg
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ha! Mike is a friend of mine. he is no pussy.. and i honestly cant say i have ever seen him hit the gym..
Mar 3 2010 11:02PM
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ashamedkrew
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from my hometown..
Mar 3 2010 11:05PM
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Gameboy
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I don't think a skier can get ripped without using this:

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this is kinda thread jack cause this thread is a little bit too homo, no offence.

Mar 3 2010 11:14PM
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hue.
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chug obviously

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Mar 3 2010 11:15PM
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Tyrone
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CCCCCHHHHHHHUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG i think it is actually
Mar 3 2010 11:37PM
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