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I got jumped today in the park

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WakaShocka
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Allright so theres a pretty big step-up at the bottom of our park and theres this guy just sitting on the take off and every1s like what the fuck this guy needs to move. so i ride down and like jokeingly throw a snowball at him, miss and tell him to get off the ramp. So im at the bottom of the hill waiting to watch my friend to do the step up so this guy comes over to me pretty fast tackles me and trys up push my face into the snow so i like reverse it and get hom on his back in a headlock and out of fuckingggg nowhere his buddy suckerpunches me in the side of the head breaking my skullcandies. and take this under consideration i am 15 and the guy who tackled me was 25 and the guy who sucker punched me was 27. so me and my friends go over to ski patrol and report it...so like 30 minutes later they endup finding these douchebags and they tell ski patrol that i twisted the story wayyyyy out of line wich i didnt... and so ski patrol asks me if i want to press charges and i decide not to because i dont wanna have to sit through court and shit plus that would be pretty gay. so we end up agreeing on him just paying me 4 my headphones so i ended up getting 50 bucks....what do you think about this NS

Feb 28 2010 8:49PM
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.jesus.
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statistically speaking people care more about fire than rape
Dec 9 2010 8:25PM
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WakaShocka
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why is this thread still going? hahaha
Dec 9 2010 8:28PM
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the_moderaper
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You get a headache and your stuff that he broke paid for. Is it needed to sue him for multiple thousand dollars and put that on his record? So he was a dick, have a heart.
Dec 9 2010 8:35PM
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WakaShocka
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wordddd
Dec 9 2010 8:38PM
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lukemeahan.
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he was probaly just made cause your way better than him
Dec 9 2010 8:39PM
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roor
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I would feel like a bitch if i were to sue two members of the armed forces. They've seen a lot more then your punk ass and are probably suffering from post dramatic stress. They are also trained to kill consider yourself lucky.
Dec 9 2010 9:07PM
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.jesus.
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traumatic dumbass traumatic
Dec 12 2010 3:57PM
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WakaShocka
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hahaha just re-read the entire thing
Dec 13 2011 9:41AM
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Master_Debater
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So the guy who jumped you, did he do a flip? trololol.
Dec 13 2011 10:34AM
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cholenuggs
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You should put a crane in his mattress,it takes a pool to get it out
Dec 13 2011 10:44AM
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DayMan
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this. sue the fuck out of him
Dec 13 2011 10:50AM
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WakaShocka
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this was about 2 years ago and i think i made the right decision by not doing anything it wasnt that big of a deal
Dec 13 2011 10:56AM
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PopsicleStand
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ban
Dec 13 2011 11:08AM
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JzD.
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Hahahahahahahaha
Dec 13 2011 11:46AM
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WakaShocka
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NOOO i just got off ban
Dec 13 2011 11:47AM
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WakaShocka
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I really dont want to feed the troll but i have to, number one i did not atuially hit him with the snowball i missed by  a good 5 feet i didnt even have the intention of actuially hitting him just getting my point across. number two just because i dont agree with what he did doesnt mean im not greatful for what he did to our country. and number three im posative that bolth of them were in the military they showed their papers and what the fuck do you think i was supposed to do sit there and let some kid go to town on my face, i just turned him around and got him in a position where he couldent do anything and as soon as i did that i said "are you done" and he said yea and we bolth got up and thats when his pussy friend comes flying down the hill and suckers me
Dec 13 2011 12:08PM
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5oup5teeze
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sounds like a bunch of fags being stupid. but at least you got 50 bucks out of the deal to replace your headphones.
Dec 13 2011 12:22PM
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5oup5teeze
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sounds like a bunch of fags being stupid. but at least you got 50 bucks out of the deal to replace your headphones.
Dec 13 2011 12:22PM
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snowdon
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I kinda like the term "post dramatic stress." I think I will store that one away for future use.
Dec 13 2011 2:09PM
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theabortionator
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DONT DO IT IN THE PARK
Dec 13 2011 2:11PM
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snowdon
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hahahahajh
Dec 13 2011 2:25PM
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Slowbro
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Shit this happened to me too, sucks hey
Dec 13 2011 2:31PM
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CRiP
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thats pretty funny. but props for not deciding to press charges. obviously the guy was wrong, but i hate how every little thing ends in a lawsuit nowadays in america
Dec 24 2011 6:12PM
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Benji.
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ooooooo noooooooo he broke your skullcandies?!?!
Dec 24 2011 8:46PM
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kamron_708
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Marines aren't allowed to have facial hair longer than 4millimeters. Yes they will pull it out and check. Fucks sake stop trying
Dec 25 2011 11:21PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Dec 25 2011 11:37PM
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john.stossel
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wow  what a bunch of doooooooshbags, you shoulda said ur skullcandies were150. u coulda gotten like 10 grand in a civil suit
Dec 26 2011 12:11AM
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jjager
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that was awesome. and the dad was a prick
Dec 26 2011 12:55AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Was sed jump he was blocking chads gap??? If so he was probably just trying to make sure you didn't break your ankles like tanner did
Dec 26 2011 1:15AM
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eastcoastplanker
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dont go back and press charges now, thats such a bitch move dude
Dec 26 2011 1:45AM
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john.stossel
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from the sound of ur post, i bet ur the failing at life angry asshole who beat up a 15 year old, ur a fucking loser
Dec 26 2011 9:55PM
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dole_juice_rules
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lol redneck snowboarders are the best too funny
Dec 26 2011 10:35PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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its actually the scariest thing that can ever happen to you haha. Last year i accidently sprayed some dude who was at least 30, myself also being fifteen, and the dude whips me in the side with his pole and the lift opperaters do nothing so i was on a high speed goose chase around the area for an hour and i was shitting my pants the whole time
Dec 26 2011 11:22PM
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VT_scratch
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I woulda brushed your teeth with my ski poles. fool.
Dec 27 2011 1:01AM
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