is hansel around? hansel.... youre needed in NSG
im here chillin, not doin shit and its dinner time so i order a pizza.
girl on the phone says "13.50 give him like a half hour" im like "sweet thanks"
so i wait a half hour and the pizza dude shows up
"whats up man"
him - "25.39"
me - "hows that? she said it was like 13 bucks"
him - "nah its 25.39; let me call them and see whats up"
so he calls them and comes back to my door
him - "yea its 25.39 for a large bbq"
me - "well i dont have that much and the girl said 13 bucks"
me again - "well, heres 2 bucks (i had a 20 and two dollar bills) for driving out here but i dont want the pizza cause i aint got any dough"
him - "ok sorry about that"
me - "yea sorry man"
few seconds later i get a call from the pizza shop
owner - "hey, whats going on? you order a pizza?"
me - "yea, i ordered a large pie and you gave me the wrong price which i didnt have money for so i gave your driver a couple bucks for comin out and we both apologized to each other"
owner - "thats theft man, i call the cops on people all the time for this stuff. the house loses money"
me - "its not my fault you guys cant communicate prices. youre a pizza shop anyway not a casino"
owner - "this happens a lot, i know the cops theyre my friends. i already called them to go to your house"
me - "well, if you already called them i dont need to talk to you anymore"
then i hung up and ordered a pizza from a different place.
few minutes later sure enough, cops roll up. and im already pissed cause the owner of the shop was real hostile and being an asshole. all i want is a god damn pizza for dinner.
so cops are here looking really bored and pissed they had to come out "so what happened?"
i responded with "holy shit im glad i dont pay taxes here if all you guys do is check up on people who order pizzas"
which was the wrong answer hahaha
i got taken to the piggy bank. didnt get inked or charged with anything; just sat in a room for like 2 hours while the pigs talked to the owner. if i wanted to go through more hassle yea i could take action on them but i dont care, just shrug it off. i got my pizza in the end, all is well.
they ended up giving the owner of the shop a $4,000 citation for calling them so much.
and now im happily enjoying a bbq chicken from another pizzaria with a nice longtrail. good times.