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I just got arrested for ordering a pizza.

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Shadows
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is hansel around?  hansel.... youre needed in NSG

im here chillin, not doin shit and its dinner time so i order a pizza.
girl on the phone says "13.50 give him like a half hour" im like "sweet thanks"
so i wait a half hour and the pizza dude shows up
"whats up man"

him - "25.39"
me - "hows that? she said it was like 13 bucks"
him - "nah its 25.39; let me call them and see whats up"
so he calls them and comes back to my door
him - "yea its 25.39 for a large bbq"
me - "well i dont have that much and the girl said 13 bucks"
me again - "well, heres 2 bucks (i had a 20 and two dollar bills) for driving out here but i dont want the pizza cause i aint got any dough"
him - "ok sorry about that"
me - "yea sorry man"

few seconds later i get a call from the pizza shop
owner - "hey, whats going on? you order a pizza?"
me - "yea, i ordered a large pie and you gave me the wrong price which i didnt have money for so i gave your driver a couple bucks for comin out and we both apologized to each other"
owner - "thats theft man, i call the cops on people all the time for this stuff. the house loses money"
me - "its not my fault you guys cant communicate prices. youre a pizza shop anyway not a casino"
owner - "this happens a lot, i know the cops theyre my friends. i already called them to go to your house"
me - "well, if you already called them i dont need to talk to you anymore"
then i hung up and ordered a pizza from a different place.

few minutes later sure enough, cops roll up. and im already pissed cause the owner of the shop was real hostile and being an asshole. all i want is a god damn pizza for dinner.
so cops are here looking really bored and pissed they had to come out "so what happened?"
i responded with "holy shit im glad i dont pay taxes here if all you guys do is check up on people who order pizzas"
which was the wrong answer hahaha

i got taken to the piggy bank. didnt get inked or charged with anything; just sat in a room for like 2 hours while the pigs talked to the owner. if i wanted to go through more hassle yea i could take action on them but i dont care, just shrug it off. i got my pizza in the end, all is well.
they ended up giving the owner of the shop a $4,000 citation for calling them so much.

and now im happily enjoying a bbq chicken from another pizzaria with a nice longtrail. good times.

Feb 26 2010 9:41PM
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J-Evs
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cool
Feb 26 2010 9:42PM
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elemeno89
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what happened to the twenty bucks!  good story though, you lucked out it seems.
Feb 26 2010 9:45PM
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LAME.
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nice, good reading.

Feb 26 2010 9:45PM
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Shadows
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i bought another pizza
Feb 26 2010 9:45PM
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Balto
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hahaha
Feb 26 2010 9:46PM
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hartig
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that is weird
Feb 26 2010 9:52PM
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antwone
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the owner is a fucking douche for not admitting is fault
Feb 26 2010 9:59PM
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THATS_STREET
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you should burn down the pizzeria.
Feb 26 2010 10:01PM
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pmw
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well this is entirely awesome
Feb 26 2010 10:03PM
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Calvin.
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So actually, you got arrested for making smartass comment to the police. Not for ordering a pizza.
Feb 26 2010 10:03PM
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tinkytwinky
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good story +K!
Feb 26 2010 10:05PM
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THATS_STREET
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this


and where do you live where a single pizza cost 25 bucks?
Feb 26 2010 10:05PM
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prontocuts.com
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beat me to it
Feb 26 2010 10:05PM
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Shreddysaurus
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i hate cops.
Feb 26 2010 10:05PM
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Shadows
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sort of. we talked more than that but that was the jist. they took me down just cause the owner was tryin to get me for theft of services....
which obviously ended in him gettin raped by his own idiocy
Feb 26 2010 10:07PM
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prontocuts.com
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I would start fake ordering sooooo much stuff from that guy, the cops wouldnt believe him and he would get to the point of annoyed that he would drive his car off of a bridge
Feb 26 2010 10:10PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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yuor lucky you sat in a room. In ireland me and my friend (just met there )got caught with weed and were cuffed with plastic and sat in a blue 8 by 8 cell.
2 hours later they let me go because we only had like 7 gs.
Anyways those benches are made of concrete and the wall is made so that it hurts when you lie your back on it
Feb 26 2010 10:11PM
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messplay
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what does Ashy mean?
Feb 26 2010 10:13PM
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pmw
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hey mr. irrelevant
Feb 26 2010 10:15PM
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CypressGrove
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i guess the owner got a.... slice of justice   YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 26 2010 10:25PM
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Testicles
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loled
Feb 26 2010 10:32PM
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THATS_STREET
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Feb 26 2010 10:33PM
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Flozz
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Logged in just to give you karma. Amazing call haha
Feb 26 2010 10:33PM
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asapCferg
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hahah this is funny
Feb 26 2010 10:38PM
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-justice-
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he found it in his pocket shortly thereafter
Feb 26 2010 10:41PM
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assface
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so cops are here looking really bored and pissed they had to come out "so what happened?"
i responded with "holy shit im glad i dont pay taxes here if all you guys do is check up on people who order pizzas"
which was the wrong answer hahaha


favorite part by far
Feb 26 2010 10:52PM
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Relish_man
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hahaha thats not what you told me bro. anyways, cool story hansel.
Feb 26 2010 11:01PM
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garygohard
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great story
Feb 26 2010 11:12PM
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yojimbo
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dude that owners such a d-bag. it makes me sad to see buisnesses who are just trying to rip money out of the customers pockets. My old boss was like that, I fucked his wife in the ass and shit on his doorstep. really though, i wsih i did. anyways, he'll go out of buisness soon on his own but you should continue to fuck with him anyways. order mad pizza's to false wrong addresses and shit under other names from payphones.
Feb 26 2010 11:16PM
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Kmania
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good story dude. this would be worth the trouble
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Feb 26 2010 11:32PM
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Brock.
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hahaha oh man that was a great read! damn stupid pizza owner...
Feb 26 2010 11:43PM
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JayDope
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haha, thats awesome, i work at a ski shop and me and my co-workers were craving some bbq chicken pizza so hard, so we got on the phone and ordered a large bbq pizza pie and tried ordering a half of a pie too, and they wouldnt do it, so we were forced to order 4 slices of plain, fuckin bullshit
Feb 27 2010 12:26AM
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FBGM
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noice +k here and..well literally. what goes around comes around haha, that guy sounds like a douche
Feb 27 2010 12:34AM
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fivefootthree
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PIZZZA
Feb 27 2010 12:38AM
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Shadows
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for real. if that kid didnt make the "favorite pizza" thread this would not have happened.
Feb 27 2010 12:41AM
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GreekAR6
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bahahaha lulz = +K
Feb 27 2010 12:41AM
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fivefootthree
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i love pizza... i ate pizza too yay
buffalo AND bbq chicken pizza ftw    with stufffed crust? haha that be so money
too bad you had to go through all that trouble tho
Feb 27 2010 12:50AM
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Mac.
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Haha I have never heard of that happeneing before.

At least he finally got served by the law
Feb 27 2010 12:51AM
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A.P.
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haha Im a senior in high school and order pizza to my 8th grade math teachers house at least once every two months... no dont tell me to grow up its priceless when the pizza man walks up carrying 3 two liters of pop and 3 pizzas
Feb 27 2010 12:56AM
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Galli
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you got a bbq pizza with nutsack all over the dough
Feb 27 2010 1:03AM
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andersteeze
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haha bet the owner wont be so fast to call the cops anymore
Feb 27 2010 1:07AM
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Kirsakid
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cool story hansel
Feb 27 2010 2:52AM
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mski
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that was a cool story
Feb 27 2010 3:28AM
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xxMdahlxx
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but why male models?
Feb 27 2010 3:57AM
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elemeno89
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now thats what im talking about!  chyea chyea boiiiiiiiiiiiii
Feb 27 2010 6:23AM
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TOUCHE
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actually i wouldn't recommend it, last time that happened i had to leave the country. may have killed a couple of employees by accident.................. so yer not a good idea mate
Feb 27 2010 6:28AM
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-_-Johnny-_-
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which is fucked up. you should sue those cops.. or make a complaint or whatever
Feb 27 2010 10:32AM
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.Asain-Skiier
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so you weren't in jail. if you were donnnnttt drop the soap.
Feb 27 2010 11:39AM
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Motes
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thats rediclious
Feb 27 2010 11:46AM
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philipc
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grossssss
Feb 27 2010 11:55AM
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