Today I brought up skiing and was having a normal conversation with a buddy when my physics teacher claimed he likes to hit the park all the time. He said over vacation he overshot a jump and shattered his heel piece to his binding hahaha. I thought this was wicked funny, anyone else have any similar experiences?
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if this was call of duty i would've thrown it in the trash also, m4 is such a noob gun- no_steeze
go with the xbox switch 1620, it beats the ps4 by miles -no_steeze
the other thread was messed up electronically-The Quailman
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my physics teacher in high school didnt ski but he was a pretty damn good windsurfer and kiteboarder. and when we had our first experience with aluminum rails he helped explain why we had eaten so much shit and offered a few possible fixes. he was a cool dude
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you should have called him out on overshooting the jump. not very good at the old physics now is he?
you and him should work on equations such as "how far does a skier have to fall off a cliff before reaching terminal velocity" and "if you have a jump that is 70ft long with a take off of 36*, how fast do you have to hit the jump to make it to the landing, and what angle does the landing have to be for a nice touch down".
Teaching a Freshman class in a 7-8-9 school the(good) English teacher tells his kids his stories of beating people with lead pipes and about how great percocet is. I dunno what teacher skis at my school though, just thought I'd add that to the thread..
wow, how bout the other day, i had to talk to my Assistant principle to get out of phys. ed. for my recently dislocated shoulder, and he guessed exactly how i did it and was telling me about all his trips out west (im from PA) and what resorts were good and stuff, and then went on to tell me the week we had of school off, last week (because of the 4ft in like two days storm that hit us) he was in park city). But he doesnt ski park, he is just an avid skier.
When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like.
ok, thats kinda cool. kinda weird. but whatever. i have a lesbian teacher, a teacher that likes to party, a chill teacher, lame teacher. and this super old fat teacher that looks pregnant all the time. its pretty funny. we pull shit all the time
i had this teacher in junior high who was super good at skating, like way oldschool stuff, we would all be outside the school skating and stuff during lunch and after school, and he would come out with his oldschool board and bust like flatground 1080's, crazy slides, wallrides where he would like handplant on the ground then whip out the board and wallride. and pretty much every awesome oldschool trick you could imagine, and he could do pretty big ollies and even some flip tricks if he borrowed one of our boards. he would totally show us up. and he was like 45.
and it was cool cause the school would get all pissed at kids for skating on school grounds, and he would come out and skate then tell us all not to tell anyone about it. he would even bust a move in class if you asked him to. he was so rad.
My English teacher was detained trying to get from Switzerland to Austria (or vice-versa) by offroading. They were ski bumming and didn't want to pay for a border crossing.
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Hahaha that could very well be me in about 8 years. Except I would want to be a physics prof, not a teacher lol. Thats rad though, seems like a cool guy. You should ride with him some time and maybe teach him something or film him, maybe you'll do better in the class hahaha.
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My 10th grade biology teacher was super good at skating and he was like 30. He would come to the skatepark next to the school and just rip. My school had a bunch of good skaters that were all sponsored and he was just as good as them. He could slay the handrail at the park and ride the bowls just as well. I skated with him a bunch at the skatepark and he'd always favor the kids who skated for once. Best class I ever had.
there should club music and a dancefloor. and tons of booze and drugs and loose women and sailors. that shit would be dope. fucking party time all up in that shit. the 4 hour flight would feel like 10 minutes.
"Aside from the fact he's screwin me outta getting laid this girl is like a solid 7 and he hasn't had any action for as long as i can remember. I say exactly this and he just kinda says "sorry bro not gonna happen"
"What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run."
She looks like a man..."