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Whats better then twall growing a beard?

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Da_Buddha
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him growing stitches!
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Feb 23 2010 1:54AM
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CKpolicy
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so i bet if tom fought gus and won, eheath would blow a load on his own face.
Feb 23 2010 3:55PM
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GratefulShred
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^ this.
I grabbed some of the snow that Tom bled on. Still in my freezer.



:)
Feb 23 2010 8:35PM
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Cow_Jibber
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triple flip, LOLOMGZ!!!
Feb 23 2010 8:53PM
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GreenHorn
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not at all
Feb 23 2010 9:06PM
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.JPolster
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nice
Feb 23 2010 9:07PM
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Brock.
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i heard he was attacked by a rather large manatee or some kind of hippo/sloth fusion that wielded a plastic spoon
Feb 23 2010 9:10PM
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apcaipse
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This is such an epic thread.
Feb 23 2010 9:13PM
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ski_ENDUB
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So everyone is stoked on a triple from t-wall, gargle gargle.
Feb 23 2010 9:13PM
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Fischer-Addicted
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trip 16? wtf. crazy shit..........
Feb 23 2010 9:19PM
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my threads fo videio.
Feb 23 2010 9:19PM
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salomon097
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threads for whater the fuck ends up of this thread
Feb 23 2010 9:27PM
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J-Evs
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ehhhhhh noobz

but i wanna see footage of what truly happened
Feb 23 2010 9:30PM
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iBake
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as mmuch as i love seeing eheath eat noobs alive, please let this story be true.
Feb 23 2010 9:34PM
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skibikeclambake
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haha, just noticed this.

Pure joy.

Feb 23 2010 9:40PM
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BossHogg
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Whats better than twall growing a beard?

twall growing one of these

/tread

Feb 23 2010 9:40PM
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Midwestjibski
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My threads
Feb 23 2010 9:52PM
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Pitolairas
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my threads
Feb 23 2010 9:55PM
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Totes_Magotes
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probably the greatest thing that has ever happened
Feb 23 2010 10:05PM
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kzrstf
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i dont know what to believe...
Feb 23 2010 10:12PM
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Da_Buddha
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^fuck whyd i say that lol, when i first saw how much time and effort eheath took to wright out an entire paragraph instead of just some 5 word insult, i thought to myself maybe he's not being an douche bag and now i realize that i too have fallen for one of eheath's many tricks.
Feb 23 2010 10:43PM
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Evan.Frazee
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HE DID IT DOING URBAN FOR THE SECOND TIME!!! EHEATH LIES!!! YOU KIDS ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!


CAPS!!!1!@121
Feb 23 2010 10:44PM
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sagesnow
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threads
Feb 23 2010 10:49PM
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ski-swagga
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dont lie to me....
Feb 23 2010 10:50PM
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butteredpretzel
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threads if this is real.
Feb 23 2010 10:55PM
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dylansiggers
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you are going to get so many people with this
Feb 23 2010 10:56PM
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Jamestown
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I was there when it happened. Me and Tom were doing a "smash and burn" on this village in Colorado. I threw the first grenade and hella bitchez got blowed up, and he opened up on the mini-gun. Unfortunately, one of the villagers got behind us some how, and smashed Tom's head into the gun. The combination of force, and the heat from the gun, caused this. Luckily, I had my platinum plated desert eagle and I blasted the shit out of him. (The villager turned out to be Shaun White, but that's a whole other story. Just think about the plot from Avatar, and that's basically how he got there.)

Afterwards, I stitched Tom up with the hair of fallen villagers.



We fux wit it.
Feb 23 2010 10:57PM
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natty.
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all stories are false. heres the real one: Tom was shaving his beard and nicked himself. Im super cereal. You're welcome.
Feb 23 2010 11:04PM
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jakepwilliams
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YOU FUX WIT IT
Feb 23 2010 11:06PM
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A.0.spin
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ehaeth lies like a rug. it was actually chads gap he threw a tripple on and afterbanged so hard he broke his ankles. then a ski patroller curb stomped him in the chin
Feb 23 2010 11:23PM
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eheath
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Completely wrong actually.
Feb 23 2010 11:29PM
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GorillaChop
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Wow, im tweakin out for that footy.
My threads.
Feb 23 2010 11:30PM
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Jamestown
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YES I DOES. CLACK CLACK
Feb 23 2010 11:33PM
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.jesus.
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it was a spork my friend i sawed it with my own two eyes
Feb 24 2010 12:00AM
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W...
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how can you decide in mid air to go for a triple when you initially spinned a double ... doesn't really make sense + tom isn't that stupid, he would think about it first
Feb 24 2010 12:07AM
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W...
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still, props for putting everybody in doubt haha, lots of people want to believe you 
Feb 24 2010 12:09AM
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Evan.Frazee
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Ok so i was fed up with eheaths claim so i facebook chated and asked tom if it was true and he said it completely is he said eheath has footy of it so we will see it soon.
Feb 24 2010 12:32AM
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Da_Buddha
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hipe?
Feb 24 2010 12:36AM
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jakepwilliams
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u dum
Feb 24 2010 12:36AM
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Evan.Frazee
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No hype im completely serious. I really didnt believe eheath so i went to the man himself twall and he said it wasnt a lie. I guess the footy is being uploaded soon. Prepare for the skiing world to change.
Feb 24 2010 1:02AM
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family_vacation
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Yeah guys, Tom confirmed it on the ski show with Rogge tonight!
Feb 24 2010 1:11AM
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The_Future
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lulz at the kids who are falling for eHeaths outragous story... well played sir.  He caught his ski on the first part of a transfer rail and slid face first into the second part of the transfer rail and smoked his chin on it... leading him to go down to patrol and get stiches and then go back out skiing after wards... you punks should listen to the ski show and you would get the DL on  stuff like this.
Feb 24 2010 1:23AM
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eheath
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Feb 24 2010 2:09AM
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Da_Buddha
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Feb 24 2010 2:16AM
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canterbury
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my threads?
Feb 24 2010 3:10AM
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pDails
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doooooood!!!!! Like TOTALLY SICKTER_RICKTER! Cant wait to c the fooooott-E brooooheeeeeemmm!!!
Feb 24 2010 5:39AM
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skithedirt
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Feb 24 2010 8:04AM
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Farquaharson
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crushing ns's dreams?
Feb 24 2010 2:22PM
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Peach.
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This is funny as hell.
Feb 24 2010 2:36PM
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Twinjibber77
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I loved that song so much
Feb 24 2010 2:57PM
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Lemuel
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hmmm.  Eheath didn't lie about eating shit, why would he lie about this?  Hmmmm.....
Feb 24 2010 3:04PM
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