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sammiedee

Posts: 974 - Karma: 175

Karma: 175

Posts: 974

Insane

Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.

Feb 16 2010 8:27PM

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Half-Blood

Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385

Karma: 385

Posts: 1770

Insane

That just makes you stupid..

Feb 16 2010 10:23PM

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+[wall.e]+

Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18

Karma: 18

Posts: 1928

Insane

Because I only drink blood, FROM THE SKULLS OF MY ENEMIES. AND MOTOR OIL, STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN.

Feb 16 2010 10:25PM

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Half-Blood

Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385

Karma: 385

Posts: 1770

Insane

God damn you are a badass!

Feb 16 2010 10:29PM

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B.Pol

Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Karma: 59

Posts: 1750

Insane

I can perform an ABORTION with my MIND!!!!ON

A vacum cleaner and a rusty hanger is the past, the force is the future!

Feb 16 2010 10:30PM

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eljusto.

Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457

Karma: 457

Posts: 2163

Addict

shoot people.

Feb 16 2010 10:30PM

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some-skill

Posts: 167 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 167

Pro

i watch spongebob.... WHILE HAVING SEX!!!!!!

Feb 16 2010 10:32PM

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Panchuk

Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355

Karma: 355

Posts: 1610

Insane

I SHIT BABIES and throw up RAINBOWS

Feb 16 2010 10:34PM

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grifftang

Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14

Karma: 14

Posts: 1277

Insane

does anybody remember RIKISHI THE WRESTLER, DAMN HE was one funny looking guy

Feb 16 2010 10:34PM

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Malcolm

Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431

Karma: 9,431

Posts: 15949

Post Whore

i use caps in PARTS of my SENTENCE

Feb 16 2010 10:56PM

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PeterWojnar

Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678

Karma: 678

Posts: 3937

Addict

When I ski pow under the lift, and other people see me shred that line they were eying, and get pissed, I AFTERBANG AND CLAIM THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

Feb 16 2010 11:00PM

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rigzz

Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

Posts: 1768

Insane

I pee with no hands. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. no hands mofo'

Feb 16 2010 11:07PM

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no_steeze

Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270

Karma: 4,270

Posts: 23992

@th1337

i pee SITTING DOWN

Feb 16 2010 11:10PM

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GANDALF

Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433

Karma: 6,433

Posts: 6285

No Life

i listen to METALLICA

Feb 16 2010 11:11PM

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D_War

Posts: 266 - Karma: 34

Karma: 34

Posts: 266

Loner

i always PEE IN HER BUTT!

Feb 16 2010 11:20PM

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yojimbo

Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27

Karma: 27

Posts: 3631

Addict

I DROP CLIFFS, not bombs.

Feb 16 2010 11:24PM

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fountain.

Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

Karma: 80

Posts: 1399

Insane

when im on the ski lift and it says keep your tips up, I STICK THEM DOWN AND DONT FALL

Feb 16 2010 11:47PM

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dreadyboy

Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34

Karma: 34

Posts: 2306

Addict

I ONLY ski runs that say AVALANCHE DANGER DO NOT SKI

Feb 16 2010 11:49PM

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ImYoung

Posts: 120 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 120

Pro

my name is lance.

Feb 17 2010 12:55AM

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knows_butter

Posts: 477 - Karma: 32

Karma: 32

Posts: 477

Ridiculous

When strangers on the chairlift try talking to me I tell them to GET FUCKED, because I'm a NEWSCHOOL SKIER and I'M SO FUCKING INTIMIDATING AND STAUNCH in my MUTHAFUCKIN TALL TEE.

Feb 17 2010 1:02AM

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HankTheTank

Posts: 286 - Karma: 17

Karma: 17

Posts: 286

Loner

I take more then the reccomended dose of ADVIL. BITCH.

Feb 17 2010 1:05AM

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-ShredTheGnar-

Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111

Karma: 111

Posts: 2038

Addict

I make loud noises when i walk past old ladys. THEY SCREAM.

Feb 17 2010 1:06AM

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*simba*

Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511

Karma: 511

Posts: 9125

Crazy Fool

I PLAY THE OBOE!

and disregard females and acquire currency.

Feb 17 2010 1:07AM

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ImYoung

Posts: 120 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 120

Pro

i skullfuck hoes

Feb 17 2010 1:11AM

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Ryan.

Posts: 103 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 103

Pro

I get a NUKE in Call of Duty: MW2 EVERYTIME I play

Feb 17 2010 1:38AM

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Steezy_IN_KC

Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607

Karma: 1,607

Posts: 2033

Addict

i have a heavy head... do i look like i care?

Feb 17 2010 1:46AM

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hartig

Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 8192

Crazy Fool

well thats your loss..

Feb 17 2010 1:48AM

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hokkanee

Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435

Karma: 435

Posts: 1800

Insane

I NEVER USE TOILET PAPER

Feb 17 2010 2:28AM

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samwise

Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36

Karma: 36

Posts: 2592

Addict

I play chicken with mothafuckas as they walk down the street. If they don't move by the time we pass, I just knock them the fuck out.

Feb 17 2010 2:53AM

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shr@gler

Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

Karma: 912

Posts: 1233

Insane

then I RAPE THEM!!

Feb 17 2010 2:58AM

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shr@gler

Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

Karma: 912

Posts: 1233

Insane

wait! I take that back!

Feb 17 2010 3:00AM

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shr@gler

Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

Karma: 912

Posts: 1233

Insane

oh shit

Feb 17 2010 3:01AM

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Isabelle

Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

Karma: 1,582

Posts: 947

Insane

I run with scissors.

Feb 17 2010 3:20AM

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Ski_is_Fun

Posts: 50 - Karma: 18

Karma: 18

Posts: 50

Wannabe

gamecube for the win.

Feb 17 2010 3:38AM

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CypressGrove

Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

Karma: 12

Posts: 1116

Insane

Jea!

I crank my shit TO 11 MOTHERFUCKER

Feb 17 2010 4:59AM

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Laurent.

Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277

Karma: 25,277

Posts: 10054

Crazy Fool

I pee. WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

Feb 17 2010 7:39AM

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MattWeiss

Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

Karma: 377

Posts: 1005

Insane

I wake up every morning and I PISS EXCELENCE

Feb 17 2010 8:41AM

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factory81

Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63

Karma: 63

Posts: 3967

Addict

my barbwire tattoo on my arm

(jk i dont have any tattoos)

Feb 17 2010 8:47AM

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brickerenator

Posts: 316 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 316

Loner

They told me I could become anything

SO I BECAME A GOD

Feb 17 2010 8:47AM

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jointman22

Posts: 36 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 36

Lame

I piss

WITH THE LID DOWN

Feb 17 2010 9:10AM

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SteazyStoke

Posts: 58 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 58

Wannabe

I like knitting jumpers.

When I saw knitting I mean KICKING,
And when I say jumpers I mean BABIES.

Feb 17 2010 9:40AM

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WikiWiki

Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426

Karma: 426

Posts: 5584

No Life

I piss into the wind, AND IT DOESN'T SPRAY ME

Feb 17 2010 9:50AM

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elemeno89

Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79

Karma: 79

Posts: 1582

Insane

every morning i eat a healthy breakfast of scrambled eggs, WITH BROKEN GLASS.

Feb 17 2010 10:21AM

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-Mugatu

Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84

Karma: 84

Posts: 2579

Addict

My moms come home with a present, all wrapped up an shit, so Iz liek whateva bitch gimma dat shiii. Turns out it was call of duty modern warfare. I slam dunk that mofucka in tha trash, smack my mammi in the face and tell er to get me tha new shiii.

Feb 17 2010 10:29AM

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sereguy

Posts: 134 - Karma: 20

Karma: 20

Posts: 134

Pro

I CAMP while playing COD

Feb 17 2010 10:32AM

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