While I'd normally tell someone to learn to post pictures, I'm only doing this because of your amazing icon.
"sometimes i masterbate while hanging from my dads inversion table, its like beating off while hanging from the ceiling, i assume thats how edward cullen does it"
"when i wanna have a good time i throw in titanic on vhs, and attempt to keep a boner for the whole movie"
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
You know, like Volkl Karma, the ski?