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I just found something horrible in out barn...........

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SkeechyD

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So we have been living at this house for 16 years

and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.

both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.

I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.

at the moment im horrified.

idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too

i just had the urge to tell someone

Dec 2 2009 12:50AM

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Mr.Panda

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It's your moms.

Dec 2 2009 12:51AM

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charmander

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hey, i have a barn too!

bring it inside and leave in the sink.

Dec 2 2009 12:51AM

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.jr

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soo.. does it still work?

Dec 2 2009 12:51AM

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VCharette

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Picts, not even kidding you need picts...

Dec 2 2009 12:51AM

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japanada

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Really? Thats nuts.

Dec 2 2009 12:52AM

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Number_9

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I know what you're saying. It was definitely an interesting day when I found my moms stash.

Dec 2 2009 12:52AM

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Ducky.

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Dec 2 2009 12:52AM

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KrazyistKarl

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haha yes

Dec 2 2009 12:52AM

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SkeechyD

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sick fuck im not touching it. no way im uploading that to my computer

Dec 2 2009 12:53AM

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GreekAR6

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yes!

Look at the evidence though. If there's some shit that you know is your family's in the box, then it almost has to be your mom's. Or your dads...

Dec 2 2009 12:54AM

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nipples-the-cat

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holy shit, i bet it's your moms.... just an extra twist to you half birthday...we should burn it at the next bonfire

Dec 2 2009 12:54AM

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geteducated

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haha you have a barn.

Dec 2 2009 12:54AM

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SkeechyD

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hahah aha tandans the one that found it. u shoulda went! u bastard missing my half birthday. but we are thinking about tieing it to a string and swinging it into cars from trees

Dec 2 2009 12:55AM

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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX

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hahahahaha

Dec 2 2009 12:56AM

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double_D

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literaly

Dec 2 2009 12:56AM

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VCharette

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is his mom hot?

Dec 2 2009 12:56AM

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SkeechyD

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Ha def not! and to all who want pics, this thread will get deleted if i take and upload them. btw so thats pointless

Dec 2 2009 1:01AM

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Travapple.

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HAHAHAHAHAAH am i the only one to see the humor in this one?

Dec 2 2009 1:10AM

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Malcolm

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pics are a must. you can just say you found an ancient dildo in a barn and not show it to us?!?

Dec 2 2009 1:12AM

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gmack24

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no homo dude but you'd prob use it...bein Bi or whatev

Dec 2 2009 1:14AM

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nipples-the-cat

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pics are a must, it woulnt be the first time your threads have been deleted... do it for the children

Dec 2 2009 1:15AM

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gakc

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+k i lol'd

Dec 2 2009 1:17AM

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griffin.paisley

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well since theres no pics is clearly didn't happen huh guys..?

Dec 2 2009 1:22AM

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superpoluha

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dude plz make pics

Dec 2 2009 1:25AM

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Morgen.

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why do you guys need pics so bad? it's not like you don't know what a dildo looks like. haha its getting weird with the begging and all.

Dec 2 2009 1:26AM

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Morgen.

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oops.

Dec 2 2009 1:29AM

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Armanzoid

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Troll or pics.

Dec 2 2009 1:31AM

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omIV

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please do this, and post a vid. please

Dec 2 2009 1:33AM

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silex

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picts

Dec 2 2009 1:35AM

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ShaggyD

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ive been there... why do moms like the big veiny ones?

it cut me real deep

Dec 2 2009 1:36AM

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Pow.yuHdig*

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u dont have to touch it just take the picture thats a pretty tall tale

Dec 2 2009 1:53AM

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Phantom

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PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCSSSS!!!!!

or it didn't happen.

Dec 2 2009 2:40AM

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PaleCelery

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my barn is older than your barn

Dec 2 2009 6:10AM

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steezeeepolizeee

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maybe its an ancient military weapon of sorts?

Dec 2 2009 6:33AM

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LadySaGa

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i knew i forgot a box when i moved out...

Dec 2 2009 6:36AM

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PaleCelery

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bahaha

Dec 2 2009 6:38AM

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.frenchy

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hahahha

Dec 2 2009 6:40AM

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Jodi

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Of course its your moms. Do you really think it just buzzed and vibrated its way across the barn floor and into the crate your families stuff was stored in? haha. way to go mom.....

Dec 2 2009 8:09AM

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