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Boyscouts give breast examination advice

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yojimbo
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just stumbled upon this little gem


Nov 24 2009 3:17PM
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prontocuts.com
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repost?
Nov 24 2009 3:19PM
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poots
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ummmm........well.........WOW
Nov 24 2009 3:22PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Onion? no way thats real. The headlines at the bottom were hilarious.
Nov 24 2009 3:30PM
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Big_Spence
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True, but I lol'd for a second time.
Nov 24 2009 3:32PM
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gnarshrelpt
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wow those boys are very very smart
Nov 24 2009 3:58PM
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carbon.pulse
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Dude are you kidding me? Today Now is one of the most trustworthy mourning shows out. Of course this is real.
Nov 24 2009 4:00PM
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yojimbo
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my bad, couldnt contain my laughter totally forgot to searchbar.
Nov 24 2009 4:00PM
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.thedude
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"blondes at high risk. may need multiple exams."
"scouts hope to publicize project by examining jessica alba."

these kids don't mess around. they know what's up.
Nov 24 2009 4:00PM
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siva_freak
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lol'd considerably
Nov 24 2009 4:25PM
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D_War
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wow... genius
how did they get away with that
Nov 24 2009 11:40PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Onion is so epic sometimes you just cant be soo sure, haha. I dont watch morning shows so i was like is today now real? haha
Nov 25 2009 12:36AM
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debrickshaw
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damn
those kids are alot smarter than i was when i was that age

lol i love satire news
Nov 25 2009 12:44AM
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Been.stick
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the most epic
Nov 25 2009 12:50AM
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Idahoskier420
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these kids have their shit figured out! their going to be pimps when they grow up. examining breasts in a basement with a carpet.
Nov 25 2009 4:27AM
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BC.
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younger women only.
Nov 25 2009 4:35AM
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kpow
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wow. funny stuff
Nov 25 2009 7:24AM
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Delaney
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they could get breast cancer

learn how to find them lumps

Nov 25 2009 8:54PM
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C.Wood
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spenny did that in the new kenny vs. spenny
for the competition
but kenny killed him as usual
Nov 25 2009 9:46PM
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Mooose...
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this HAS to be fake...
Nov 25 2009 9:54PM
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jason...
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It's done by The Onion...

and since it clearly hasn't been mentioned enough, REPOST.
Nov 25 2009 10:00PM
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