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Shot for ding dong ditching

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Chompo.
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Last week some kids around 11 years old were ding dong ditching around where i live. I live close to detroit. So they ding dong ditch this one house and a guy comes out with a handgun. He shot all three of the kids. One died and the other two are in critical condition. I dont know how the two kids are doing and what the sentence is for the guy hat shot them. But isnt that so screwed up.
Nov 23 2009 10:59PM
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baethoven
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thats fucked if its real. got an article?
Nov 23 2009 11:01PM
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Chompo.
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No i dont but i will get one i read it in the news paper. To lazy to find it right now. I will get it tomarrow
Nov 23 2009 11:02PM
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SteezyOhio
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well then this thread is nothing but lies, bull shit and wasted internet till you bring up a god damn reliable link.


Nov 23 2009 11:04PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
then why post this now?
Nov 23 2009 11:06PM
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zepscratch
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this is america, i'll shoot anyone on my property if i damn well please
Nov 23 2009 11:06PM
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SteezyasPie
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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/21689178/detail.html

seriously dude, it was the first result on google for "detroit shooting prank"
Nov 23 2009 11:07PM
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ace_
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haz u evr tried teh googlz et werks

AND AGAIN THE FUCKING EMBED LINK DOES NOT WORK FUCKING FUCK YOU NEWSCHOOLERS YOU AD WHORE PEICE OF DONKEY SHIT

http://www.annarbor.com/news/boy-shot-in-green-oak-township-while-ringing-doorbells-as-prank/
Nov 23 2009 11:07PM
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SteezyOhio
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http://www.annarbor.com/news/boy-shot-in-green-oak-township-while-ringing-doorbells-as-prank/

there you go dumb dork. and for the fact i didnt create this thread, i do not hold the responsibility of providing the link.
Nov 23 2009 11:08PM
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fappy
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wtf

1) only 1 kid was shot
2) it was with a pellet gun
3) no one died
4) no charges being filed

nice fuckin thread though!
Nov 23 2009 11:09PM
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canterbury
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OP, get your facts straight.  the posted link says he was shot with a pellet gun, and of course, nobody died.
Nov 23 2009 11:09PM
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baethoven
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if that was directed toward me... FUCK YOU im not gonna waste my time googling it. thats the OP's job.

if that wasnt directed at me... thanks for the article!!!

Nov 23 2009 11:10PM
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SteezyasPie
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No, that was directed at the OP. Sorry for the confusion.
Nov 23 2009 11:12PM
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baethoven
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option B for you then kind sir
Nov 23 2009 11:14PM
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canterbury
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/thread.
Nov 23 2009 11:14PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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this thread sucks. OP trying to act like he lives in the hood, but ends up being fail with Pellet gun.
Nov 23 2009 11:18PM
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baethoven
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OP...dude... WTF?
Nov 23 2009 11:20PM
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Moisty_Goat
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How did you get this so wrong haha
Nov 23 2009 11:21PM
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Valind
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Fucking parents these days. It's never the kids fault, that would be crazy. Listen to thhis stupid ass father.

"I'm still in shock, actually," he said. "I can't believe out here, in the middle of nowhere, someone would do that to a kid."
Nov 23 2009 11:32PM
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R.I.P.BigTree
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you suck thread creator
Nov 23 2009 11:37PM
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yojimbo
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i'd have shot him with my pellet gun too stupid fucks.
Nov 23 2009 11:39PM
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wintersway
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all the kids deserve for playing ding dong ditch.
wtf.
did the kids seriously think they wouldnt piss someone off enough to get hurt in return?

Nov 23 2009 11:53PM
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KrazyistKarl
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reminds me of the time some gangsters shot my van at my van, i cranked the e brake and did the most perfect U turn drift anyone has ever seen, so slow and perfect, my head lights pointed right at them, I flicked on my high beams and pulled out my camera and got a picture of them and the guns, then they dropped there guns and ran. I ran them over all over and they got charged.


by guns i mean water guns, and i didn't take there pictures, and by run over i mean chased them, and no one got charged. but it sounds better that way, just like the OP's version of his story
Nov 24 2009 12:04AM
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quixotic
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Wow, those kids suck at ding dong ditching. How can somebody not get far enough way to get caught, let alone let the dude go get his gun and shoot at them.

Those kids need to work on their pranking skills.
Nov 24 2009 12:05AM
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SteezyOhio
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are you smoking crack? this made no fucking sense at all
Nov 24 2009 12:06AM
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spliff.Life
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haha FUCK YAAA!!!
Nov 24 2009 12:10AM
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Joshua.
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hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha
Nov 24 2009 12:18AM
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ECfreeski3
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thats exactly what i was thinking... what on earth did they do in the time between hitting the door bell and the guy coming out with a gun?
Nov 24 2009 12:19AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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It's pretty funny actually :D
You'll understand in a minute
Nov 24 2009 12:39AM
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gmack24
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the old case of the lying op. I see what you did there.
Nov 24 2009 1:05AM
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Rajna
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Another win for Detroit...
Nov 24 2009 1:55AM
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bigsoxfan
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zKBbtj9rWrU/SbjsM_tD1nI/AAAAAAAABYg/gwxDKRSNKpc/s400/hyegoml+Gran+Torino.jpg

wish i knew how to embed but figured it applied hahah
Nov 24 2009 2:40AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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dont you just love it how a thread creator can be completly wrong in what he is posting and then never be heard of. i makes me lol/
Nov 24 2009 2:45AM
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ski_ENDUB
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damn straight
"Neighbors in the area said the man is particular about his yard and lawn and not friendly to anyone who goes near it."
If this guy gets sued then this is bullshit. If you're gonna be a dumbass don't be surprised when you get shot.
Nov 24 2009 2:48AM
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james44
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i dunno guys all you people saying its the kids fault for getting shot at are fucked. a kid rings your door bell and runs away you shoot at them? even if its just a pellet gun that fucked up
Nov 24 2009 3:30AM
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pDails
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almost got arrested for unknowingly ding-dong-ditching in a neighborhood that a rape had recently occured.
Nov 24 2009 3:38AM
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FullyTilted
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Nov 24 2009 3:44AM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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2 years ago i was nicky-nicky-nine-doorsing (ding-dong-ditching) and two cop cars showed up while we were hitting this one house. I jumped behind a tree in the guys front lawn and the cars searched the whole other side of the road. If they'd turned around i would have been so fucking busted. People need to get real about that shit.
Nov 24 2009 5:13AM
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EastCoast315
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this exactly.

"But I thought it was attempted murder" .....with a pellet gun?
Nov 24 2009 6:05AM
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Jodi
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Maybe this is regional dialogue, but like you - I always thought it was "nicky nicky nine door". What is this ding dong ditching you speak of?
Nov 24 2009 8:31AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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I'm gonna take the side of the Clint Eastwood-esque man on this one. Fucking kids should know better to stay off his lawn. They should be lucky it wasnt a real gun.
Nov 24 2009 9:09AM
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MattWeiss
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the father of that kid is a fucking retard, and "inches away from the spine" could refer to anywhere on the back, like where is a good place to shoot some one running away? the head...nope, the legs....wont happen, the back? sounds good to me.... not that im condoning shooting someone, but its a damn pellet, not a fuckin firearm, so get over it
Nov 24 2009 9:18AM
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Delaney
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they deserved it

Nov 24 2009 11:07AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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the only difference is that the name actually makes sense....
Nov 24 2009 11:22AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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lol @ bad parenting
Nov 24 2009 11:54AM
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Brenone
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ding ding ditching?? we used to call it n!@@a knocking
Nov 24 2009 12:00PM
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SteezyOhio
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still dont understand.....
Nov 25 2009 12:05AM
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enick
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nigga knockin krew 4 life!!
NKK represent
Nov 25 2009 12:08AM
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Dr.NS
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he was making a satirical parody of the original post, and how it was over the top but completely untrue in the end.

retard.
Nov 25 2009 12:11AM
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debrickshaw
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op thread fail

sucks to be hit by a pellat gun but thats not that fucked up, they just suck at the ditching part of ding dong ditching
Nov 25 2009 12:25AM
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