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I'm sick of patchy facial hair!

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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I'm going to start taking Testosterone supplements and rubbing Rogaine on my face.


What are some things that will help with my manly beard mission?
Nov 23 2009 9:05PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
grow a blondie-beard.
get a sharpie/some mascara.
get to work.
Nov 23 2009 9:07PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
are you kidding? I can't tell.
Nov 23 2009 9:07PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
shave 3 times a day everyday, it will pay off :)
Nov 23 2009 9:07PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
haha i came in this thread just to suggest rogane but you already said it

good luck on your quest
Nov 23 2009 9:07PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
shove your fist up a squirrels ass and turn it inside out
Nov 23 2009 9:07PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
No, I'm not kidding! I want amazing facial hair! I'm sick of this patchy SHIT!
Nov 23 2009 9:11PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
just shave a ton, especially the non-hair patches and itll start to grow.....
Nov 23 2009 9:12PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
you put rogane on your face in the morning, three hours later you have 5 o clock shadow. be careful
Nov 23 2009 9:14PM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
i'm in the same boat, it's getting better but i want a real beard
Nov 23 2009 9:14PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I want to be able to put Rogaine on my face and 3 hours later have a goddamn Jesus beard.
Nov 23 2009 9:18PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
the only thing you can do is shave regularly to get more thickness, and wait to become more of a man.
Nov 23 2009 9:22PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
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get some face scrub, like apricot scrub or any other womanly scrub. It opens up the pores allowing new hair to grow through. My barber told me this and it has worked like a charm
Nov 23 2009 9:24PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
not true, urban myth. the fucking mayo clinic, no joke dog.

Nov 23 2009 9:27PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I hope you get in another longboarding accident, I just shaved assdick.
Nov 23 2009 9:29PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
i have been trying recently i just cant top it. summertime just lends its self to crashing myself.

or just ski with me on a weekend. i drink all day and then crash the shit out of myself.

on the right.

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Nov 23 2009 9:39PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
why did you post a pic? we cant even see your face
Nov 23 2009 10:32PM
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