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No parents for the next 5 days! What to do?

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.SimonB.
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Here is the deal, my parents are leaving on a trip for the next 5 days and no one but me will be home. Give me some ideas of shit i should do. Anyone could think of throwing a party and walking around naked, so be original. I was thinking something along the lines of setting up a summer set-up in my house.
Nov 17 2009 11:21PM
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family_vacation
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 7,842
drugs

hookers

you know the drill......
Nov 17 2009 11:22PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
You should throw a party and walk around naked.

Nov 17 2009 11:23PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
do the most epic cleaning of your house ever.
Nov 17 2009 11:23PM
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charmander
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throw 5(!) parties!
Nov 17 2009 11:24PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
haha, i didn't realize i wrote it that way, good catch.
Nov 17 2009 11:24PM
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gretzels
Posts: 170 - Karma: 339
throw a party while walking around naked
Nov 17 2009 11:24PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
dude throw a huge party, invite like everyone. trash your parents house. that shit is so fun, and your parents probably will only ground you for a day. while you are grounded walk around your room nude.
Nov 17 2009 11:24PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
smoke blunts naked in the kitchen while cooking your favorite foods. summer set up in the house is a bad idea unless you want to fuck shit up real bad. how bout you just live like you own the place for 5 days and you'll probably enjoy yourself.
Nov 17 2009 11:24PM
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Slinger1x1
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actually, throw down. no one, except for the cops, can ruin your night. get bombed and have a good time, tell some bitch she has to suck your dick if she wants in to the biggest party of the year
Nov 17 2009 11:25PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
whoa whoa whoa.

when my parents left and i was younger. (im assuming you are younger) they always had my grandparents come and stay with us, or ship us off to friends houses.

otherwise, fuck bitches, get money? hahaha

dont clean up after yourself,

paint your bedroom a different color?

eat a shit ton of food thats bad for you?

drink mtn dew past 8pm?

dont eat your green beans?

sounds like fun to me!
Nov 17 2009 11:25PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6
catch a couple squriels, let em free in ur house, get ONLY ur skiboots on, eat some shrooms, try and catch the squirels with a blowgun...go rambo on their asses
Nov 17 2009 11:25PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
shit with the door open, jack off in every room in your house, form explanations for the neighbors 7 year old children when they catch you jacking off in the kitchen
Nov 17 2009 11:26PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
poop with the door open
Nov 17 2009 11:26PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
hahaha
Nov 17 2009 11:26PM
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Elden-JR
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how can u even ask this question you definetly party like a rock star.  Best time ever, your more than likely going to get laid and have so much fun.
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
build forts....in every single room. with tunnels connecting everything. an indoor set up will fuck up the house, but forts are awesome, and they won't screw up the house
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
ripper ripper ripper ripper ripper.....
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
17, but my parents trust me like i am 20. pretty cool i guess. just dont want to fuck up their trust by getting busted throwing a party.
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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stompdat
Posts: 641 - Karma: 50
shit with the door open. BAwwwwwLLLLIIINNNNNN
Nov 17 2009 11:27PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
be a smart kid and save partying for college. that's what it is for.
Nov 17 2009 11:28PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
rail jam in your backyard
get trashed
let me pick up my mickey mouse skis
Nov 17 2009 11:29PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
come pick them up already.
Nov 17 2009 11:32PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
when my parents go out of town, i try to have a get together or whatever, but instead i smoke weed for like 8 hours straight and pass the fuck out around 9.
Nov 17 2009 11:35PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
Clean your house until a point where your parents are ridiculously paranoid that something went down.
Nov 17 2009 11:40PM
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J-Wallz
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re arrange all the furniture in the house and act like nothing happen when your parents get back
Nov 17 2009 11:41PM
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rudager
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Go to bed early



I had the house to myself for a week. Catch is, I live out of town, and I'm graduated. I only spent one night alone, Hot tubbed everynight, had a bunch of people out on various nights. BBQ'd. stayed up past 10pm. It's awesome, I like keeping the house clean.

And pooping with the door open is awesome
Nov 17 2009 11:42PM
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Dan-Man
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watch porn on your biggest television.

no screw that. just get a case of red bull and try to not sleep for 5 days.  if you make it you'll of beaten my record.  oh and for the record, when i did it, i didn't drink but 1 enerby drink.... booz...

Nov 17 2009 11:43PM
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t-roy
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harcore.
Nov 17 2009 11:45PM
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t-roy
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i think you meant hardcore.
Nov 17 2009 11:45PM
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syrup.
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Mountain Dew past 8pm?! Shit you're way too hardcore for me.
Nov 17 2009 11:47PM
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K2skipunk
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pee in the shower.
Nov 17 2009 11:52PM
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ski-swagga
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Jack off in every room in the house and just let ur cum sit there. hahahaha
Nov 17 2009 11:59PM
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2_fadez
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and then you would have to clean up your own four-day old jizz....
shitty idea
Nov 18 2009 12:01AM
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Dobies.
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take advantage of this please. Call your best buddies, get COOL chicks (hot ones that aren't annoying and will respect your shit) set up a pong table in your basement and let shit happen. these kind of parties are chill as fuck. try to invite a girl that you know you have a chance with too..makes shit better for you.
Nov 18 2009 12:14AM
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oreopancake.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWTdh8eM_aY&feature=related
Nov 18 2009 12:18AM
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double_D
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umm take ur car make a bed in it and GO SKIING ALL 5 DAYS
Nov 18 2009 12:20AM
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SDrvpr
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eeeeew -k
Nov 18 2009 12:24AM
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oreopancake.
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silly string fights ftw.
Nov 18 2009 12:25AM
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Hannah.
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throw a naked party
Nov 18 2009 12:27AM
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[Dawn
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throw a huuge motherfucking epic party. then clean your whole house up (like everything) and you're parents'll get back and love you.
Nov 18 2009 12:31AM
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[Adam]
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siged, hahahaha
Nov 18 2009 12:31AM
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B4NE1
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Throw a party and invite only girls!!!!! and tell them its a hot tub party they love that shit

Nov 18 2009 12:32AM
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unchyll
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if i was you i would call my girl friend and have crazy sex in every inch of my house for the next 5 days.
but thats just me
Nov 18 2009 12:33AM
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Morgen.
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hahaha thats my last name!

and good idea, i wanna try that

Nov 18 2009 12:35AM
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skibikeclambake
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Nov 18 2009 12:35AM
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Dobies.
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dude throwing a house party is bound to get shit broken, stolen, and caught probablly. just stick with this idea... they are usually not sketchy.

take advantage of this please. Call your best buddies, get COOL chicks (hot ones that aren't annoying and will respect your shit) set up a pong table in your basement and let shit happen. these kind of parties are chill as fuck. try to invite a girl that you know you have a chance with too..makes shit better for you.
Nov 18 2009 12:36AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Obviously my vote is for this, but I'm sure if he listens to any of these people this will end up happening anyways.
Nov 18 2009 12:37AM
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Calb3rt
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Nov 18 2009 12:39AM
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SMH[-__-]
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this
Nov 18 2009 12:42AM
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landonn
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yeah this is the best idea. its wat i always do. kids who throw huge parties at their parents house always regret it because shit always gets destroyed or stolen.
Nov 18 2009 12:43AM
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