as much as i hate twilight and all the little fuckers who live their lives by it, pattinson's actually not that bad. i mean, sure, he embodies the evil that is twilight, but he actually bashes it and the bitch who wrote it all the time
for example, a direct quote from him:
"...when I read [Twilight], it seemed like I was convinced Stephenie [Meyer] was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced - I was like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.'"
if you can fully get your dick into someones bellybutton...
well i will bow to you