Tribute to robe and wizard hat

I have been a long time follower of Newschoolers and all the shenanigans that goes on, with the pee in her butt, and robe and wizard hat, and chads gap answers in all the threads.  So I took it into my hands to use all the famous lines from Newschoolers in a Cyber chat with somone.  After I Googled and found a free cyberchat room, its super funny try it out, here is the conversation I just had.
Im not sure if its funny because this guy is just fucked up,  and kept going,  or its just funny.
 
And no homo

 dude> hi
cherrypopa> Hey, sexxy
dude> so ur a female?
cherrypopa> yes,  5'7  long blond hair and a DD
dude> wanna cyber
cherrypopa> yea, are you feeling it? 
dude> yes baby
cherrypopa> So what turns you on?
dude> blowjobs, detailed kissing
cherrypopa> Ok,  I dim the lights, and unhook my bra
dude> mmm i lay back on the bed looking at your sexy bod
dude> my cock grows
cherrypopa> I slowly undo your zipper
dude> mmm i look inro ur beutiful eyes
dude> as i look at u, i pet ur head softly
cherrypopa> I gaze back, starting to stroke your cock
dude> oh yeah baby, i moan
cherrypopa> I start to tease you licking your shaft
dude> i pet ur head a little longer, stroking ur hair from top to bottom
cherrypopa> I  start to put your large cock into my mouth
dude> i push ur head down a little harder into my cock every time u take it into ur mouth
dude> oh god baby
cherrypopa> It taste like a fresh sunday morning
dude> i blow u a small kiss
cherrypopa> I start to gag from your bulging man hood slamimg the back of my throat
cherrypopa> The kiss is very much needed
cherrypopa> I slowly kiss up your body and meet your face to face
dude> i feel the back of ur throat on the tip of my cock, as flem rolls down the tip of my cock
dude> i wrap my hands around ur waist
dude> then i kiss ur neck softly
cherrypopa> I come up and whisper iinto your ear, "let me go freshin up" ;)
cherrypopa> you wait stroking your penis
dude> mmmm, alright babe
cherrypopa> I return wearing my robe and wizard hat
dude> nice outfit, really kinky
dude> why does it way male on ur info?
cherrypopa> I cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADDNESS!!!
cherrypopa> AND THEN YOU PEE IN MY BUTT
cherrypopa> we gingerly touch our tips together
cherrypopa> you moan like a wild bridge troll
dude> when the mouse goes over ur name, it says male
cherrypopa> whats the matter dude?,  Im almost finshed dont stop
dude> u should fix that
cherrypopa> I will baby, 
dude> u sure ur a female
cherrypopa> yes,  my fingers are in my vigna
dude> mmmm
dude> what was that about the spell, can we redo that
dude> im under ur spell
cherrypopa> yes sure baby, I put a spell of unbreakable madness and you frollick like a wild unicorn
dude> whoa whats wrong, i cant control myself
cherrypopa> you stamp your feet, and start to charge
dude> im charge at u
cherrypopa> your horn misses my never before touched hymen by inches
cherrypopa> you charge agian
dude> i charge at u aas fast as i can
dude> almost had u there
cherrypopa> I turn and bent over, your horn tears up my ass,  like a jackhammer on an old sidewalk
dude> mmm baby, ive got ur ass
dude> i shove my horn into ur ass
cherrypopa> I know it hurts so GOOD, 
dude> even as a unicorn, this is sexy
cherrypopa> you then release you rath of piss into my ass
dude> mmmm, i stream, piss inside of u
cherrypopa> it drains out and drips off the tip of my raging hard clit
dude> mmmm it feels so good baby
dude> so whats next u witch babe
cherrypopa> I then grab my magic wan an cast a spell turning me into a rhinocerus
dude> ...
dude> what
cherrypopa> I turn you into another rhinocerus
dude> this is odd, but okay
cherrypopa> we are on the african savan and you see my from acrossed the plain
dude> i walk over to u
cherrypopa> I turn defenceless, as you walk towards me
dude> i begin fucking u
dude> mmmm
cherrypopa> I step away,  and then start to circle you
cherrypopa> gazing at your large member
dude> im sorry babe, but can we change this, its very wierd
cherrypopa> sure baby,   you set the sence
dude> go back to the part where u were on top of me
cherrypopa> ok,  as a rhino?
dude> no, as human
cherrypopa> oh sorry,  I put on my robe and wizard hat, and climb onto the dresser
dude> mmm, what r u up to babe
cherrypopa> I leap from the dresser and crash onto you, you moan in excitment
dude> mmm ur so wild babe
dude> as u land on me, i slap ur body and grope ur ass
dude> mmmm
cherrypopa> I cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADNESS,  and you frolick around like a manity
dude> yeah, i frollick around u , looking at ur sexyness
cherrypopa> I then cast Lvl 8 of cock infinite, your dick grows
dude> whoa
dude> i smile
dude> mmmm im so horny
cherrypopa> I scared like a difenceless pixie fairy lost in the forest of eden
cherrypopa> You hand cuff me to a tree
dude> yeah, now u wont get away
cherrypopa> you have your way with me, demanding how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
dude> mmm i could get used to this cock
dude> chads gap from the bottom of alta?
cherrypopa> pee in her but
dude> i turn u around, then i piss into ur ass, releasing a giant stream into u
dude> as i do this, i kiss the back of ur neck
dude> then i nibble ur ear, saying kinky things to u "im gonna fuck u so good babe"
cherrypopa> I then take off my robe and wizard hat, revealing my robust dick
cherrypopa> I bust a nut in your eye
cherrypopa> an mushroom stamp your forhead
dude> i thought u were a female
cherrypopa> Im, I was just kiding
dude> im straight
cherrypopa> haha, PEE IN HER BUTT, THEN PEE IN MY BUTT< THEN PEE IN YOUR BUTT
dude> that was fucked up man
dude> i thought u were a woman
cherrypopa> fucked up for you but, I bust my nut 4 times, and you still dont know how to get to chads gap
dude> fagg
cherrypopa> I put on my robe and wizard hat
dude> ???
cherrypopa> I let you put on my robe and wizard hat, and you cast a spell of UNBREAKABLE MADNESS
dude> i told u , im straight
cherrypopa> I frolick around the room like a wild Panda bear
dude> do u understand me
cherrypopa> I ask you to afterbang me like Tod Wallnutz
dude> i dont cyber with guys
cherrypopa> Im not a guy Im a wizard
cherrypopa> I thought you understood :(
dude> what r u ?, for real
dude> male or female
cherrypopa> IAM THE PRETZEL MAN, THE KING OF AFTERBANG,  JESUS AND MUCH MORE
cherrypopa> * PRETZEL WOMAN
dude> cmon , male or female
cherrypopa> did you bust your nut let?
dude> do u mean female?
dude> no
cherrypopa> oh,  ;(
cherrypopa> do you not find me hot?
dude> r u a guy? or a woman?
dude> just answer me
cherrypopa> Im a pre-opp transvestite named Larry Newcomb
dude> what exacly is that
cherrypopa> LOL WUT   XD
dude> so ur a guy pretending to be a woman
cherrypopa> Lets just say...    Im a woman trapped in a mans body
dude> next time u should just be honest
dude - You have been ignored.
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