I volunteer at this amazing animal shelter, Centre County PAWS, right smack in the middle of PA. We take in cats and dogs from all over..including the SPCA, which would have put them down. We need all the help we can get!
I REALLY appreciate you guys doing this. Thanks so much guys, you're really helping these dogs out.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
I'm pretty sure your first time was with a tranny.
Theres nothing more annoying than waking up in your own bed with some chick the size of a vending machine that looks like something you would draw with your left hand.
Warren Miller films have become too 'hip' and they are trying to emulate the 'steeze' of the other manufactuers, i.e. repetitive shots of some anti-social looking dude with baggy pants down to his knees hucks a cliff and talks trash
You guys are fucking awesome. Now, I realize Centre County's probably not gonna win (but hey, who knows), BUT if you keep voting I can be one of the top 20 recruiters and get 50 bucks and put it towards dog food, meds, and/or bedding and toys and stuff.
Thanks so much :)
Luka says hi:
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"People like you need to be rounded up and exterminated." Marshall.