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Mom just found my used rubber.....

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reverendwrong
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well this should be a fun talk
Nov 5 2009 9:53PM
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ski-swagga
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dame, and id give him props for gettin some.
Nov 5 2009 11:53PM
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SteezyOhio
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what if it was man poop?
Nov 5 2009 11:58PM
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jeremy.g
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or his mom made a condom out of him and put him on her dick and fucked bitches.
Nov 6 2009 12:01AM
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PeterWojnar
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Nov 6 2009 12:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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I still would... at least he is comfortable with who he is and knows who he is.
Nov 6 2009 12:04AM
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WikiWiki
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yesss!- its soo good to have skierman back
Nov 6 2009 12:05AM
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SteezyOhio
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butt secks bump
Nov 6 2009 3:15PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Are you a conservative masquerading as a liberal?
Or do you just think for yourself?
Either way....no arguments from me
Nov 6 2009 3:18PM
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YooperSteeze
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mmmmmmmah treadz
Nov 6 2009 3:35PM
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Snowbladez69
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Tell that nosey bitch ya call yer mother that little Horace is a big boy now and he be slingin his grease RESPONSIBLY so if she got a problem wit dat she can A) fist herself or B) let her boy do his thang.
Nov 6 2009 3:43PM
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Atypical
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just tell her the pull n pray was getting scary after the third clinic visit.
Nov 6 2009 3:47PM
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ManOnTheMoon
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i hated every second of reading that
Nov 6 2009 4:00PM
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tommyp1ckles
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hahaha whut?
Nov 6 2009 4:17PM
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=FAIL=
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bahaha! man your sons one lucky bitch.
Nov 6 2009 4:18PM
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cool.
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hahaha my threadss
Nov 6 2009 5:43PM
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NUTSECKS
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AW GO FUCK YOURSELF

Nov 6 2009 5:49PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Ouch, how did you find out that she found it?
Nov 6 2009 5:54PM
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[Dawn
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hypeee
Nov 6 2009 5:57PM
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musick13
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Hehe
Nov 6 2009 7:00PM
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LO_GO
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wow i thought getting cought with weed was hard to do.
Nov 6 2009 7:02PM
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p.jones
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hahahahahahh
my threads.
Nov 6 2009 7:12PM
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dunkaroos
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Have fun talking your way out of this one Ryan
Nov 6 2009 7:20PM
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twin-tip-hero
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well sounds like you are in for quite the talk here.  When my dad fgound out about my first time he just gave me a fist pound and said good job bud, and walked away.  Can't wait for my son to have his first time, im going to give him mega props. but if i have a girl and find out that she had sex i will fucking kill her, and the asshole that did it with her.
Nov 6 2009 7:36PM
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jamodeo
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haha yes but i will never have a daughter i will have two badass motherfucker sons and a hott ass wife and an indoor park
Nov 6 2009 7:49PM
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mynilla
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pics or it didnt happen. kidding! but please this thread is useless without any follow up
Nov 6 2009 8:53PM
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Ben.
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ahahahaha golden.
Nov 7 2009 1:52AM
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Jahseph.
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So what happened?1 I first read this thread last night and the suspense is fucking killing me, we need updates son.
Nov 7 2009 2:20AM
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gstaff
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hahahaha funny shit.
Nov 7 2009 2:59AM
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zagfan5
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Nov 7 2009 9:26AM
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EternalJens
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The fuck? When you make a thread like this you gotta follow up!
Nov 7 2009 11:53AM
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reverendwrong
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sorry for the lack of follow up, they took my laptop to try and find out what other shenanigans i was up to.

First off, i threw it away in the big ass trash can outside, my dog knocked it over and was going through it, my mom found it when she caught the dog.

Well it went kinda like this: "I DONT CARE, CONDOMS ONLY WORK 85% OF THE TIME YOUR GOING TO GET HER PREGNANT LIKE JORDAN DID" my friend jordan knocked his gf up last summer fyi.

So the best part is now my gf has to come over for dinner tonight to have a lil talk with my parents...hers have the popes dick rammed up their asses so if they find out then they will probably try to exorsise the demons from her...no joke her parents are nuts.

i will update this one sooner i promise.
Nov 8 2009 2:59PM
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Relish_man
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cant wait for update now, this is going to get interesting
Nov 8 2009 3:06PM
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PhilboydStudge
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haha yes
Nov 8 2009 3:08PM
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Armanzoid
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Dude, you need to capitalize on this.

Tell your girl this: "Hey baby, I love you, but I don't want this sex thing to break us apart. Lets stick to blowjobs for now."

This way everybody wins.
Nov 8 2009 3:09PM
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Mr.Panda
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She, DOES know how percentages work right? 85% is far better than the success rate of pulling out, which is probably somewhere near 10%.
Nov 8 2009 3:10PM
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PhilboydStudge
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you sound like a complete idiot that probably hasn't hit puberty yet
Nov 8 2009 3:10PM
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KrazyistKarl
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im thinking when i have kids, i think rather then telling them not to have sex, i think the importance of finding the right person should be stressed. And of course safe sex. But who knows what its like to actually have kids, sure i know they WILL have sex, but that probably hard for parents to grasp, especially for their little girls. I actually think my mom told my sister to make sure its with the right person lol
Nov 8 2009 3:18PM
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DaNinjew
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HAHA. really you should consider you know cleaning your shit up cause thats not very chill
Nov 8 2009 3:19PM
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chad.
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been there done that.

best arguement, woul you rather have a son with a pregnant girl or a son whom isnt a virgin

Nov 8 2009 3:36PM
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debrickshaw
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hahahhahhaha
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for some reason i found that very funny
Nov 8 2009 3:39PM
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snowking249
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definitely found that one to be epic, lol. btw cant wait for more updates
Nov 8 2009 4:01PM
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honeydip
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gross toast
Nov 8 2009 4:04PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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in grade nine at r health fair run by students was like if u flush to many down the toilet that shit backs up then they come to check it and there just a bunch of condoms blocking shit up hahah that would be a more awkward conversation
Nov 8 2009 4:14PM
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Mr.Panda
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That is why you tie a knot in the damn thing. It keeps it from ballooning and holding water.
Nov 8 2009 4:15PM
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Noss.
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i loled hard
Nov 8 2009 4:18PM
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appa
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how old are you?
Nov 8 2009 4:20PM
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Peter.
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i don't see why she would be able to find them, what'd you do, save it for memories?
Nov 8 2009 4:30PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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His girlfriend is a vegetarian, he obviously saves them so she can have protein on demand.
Nov 8 2009 4:37PM
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q_sketch
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you made me shoot milk out my eye

Nov 8 2009 4:43PM
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