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Who would win this fight

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TZA.
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if the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB all put there best 25 fighters together who do you think would win this brawl and why

i think NHL cuz they are already used to fighting ,

then NFL because they are bigger

then NBA because of the height advantag

maybe mlb would have a chance if al 25 of the players had roid rage at the same time
Nov 4 2009 9:10AM
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frosted_flakes
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Fencing- Fucking swords
Nov 6 2009 11:11PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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War- FUCKING BOMBS
Nov 6 2009 11:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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GOD-FUCKING KILL WHOEVER I WANT BY SNAPPING MY FINGERS!!!!
Nov 6 2009 11:16PM
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frosted_flakes
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questionable
Nov 6 2009 11:21PM
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sowstochd
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all blacks would win

rugby players

Nov 6 2009 11:28PM
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Clevinger
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The Israeli special forces. Did you know that 100% of fights that take place in the world are won by the Israeli special forces?
Nov 6 2009 11:35PM
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GnarBurger
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Nov 6 2009 11:47PM
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the.hoffman
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It's a close call between NHL and NFL. I would say NHL unless the NFL just threw out all the huge guys who don't feel pain thorough all that fat.

But most likely NHL
Nov 7 2009 12:16AM
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polso
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For the record the fact that someone is cut as fuck does not mean they can fight at all. Send some of your NFL and NHL players down south to Ausralia, without all the padding, and let em go up against some truley athletic sports, NRL and AFL.

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And this guy here, Barry Hall, would in all honesty fuck up any person in any of your sports. youtube himClick for larger imageClick for larger image

Nov 7 2009 12:19AM
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Mr.Panda
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!??! CUT=INSTA WIN DAWG!!!!!

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I mean, calm on, these guys are always fighting on TV and they win on TV.
Nov 7 2009 12:25AM
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Nicholas.
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nfl would smash. i think nba gets a bad rep in this thread, those guys are all so fucking tall, their reach must be ridiculous.

i really enjoyed reading this thread.
Nov 7 2009 2:21AM
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Mr.Panda
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NO!!! WWF WRESTLERS WOULD TOTALLY WIN!!!!
Nov 7 2009 2:23AM
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Nicholas.
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CEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!1!!!1 THE CHAMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!111YOU CANT SEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 7 2009 2:35AM
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Mr.Panda
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My Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb beat your Cena any day.
Nov 7 2009 2:39AM
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polso
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No dawg, it don't.

Nov 7 2009 2:45AM
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Mr.Panda
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I'm joking man.

Look at Cabbage... guy took a SHITTON of punches from Arlovski and was still standing.
Nov 7 2009 2:47AM
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polso
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Yea I think a lot of people in this are confusing muscle with good old fashioned country toughness. You can't learn that shit, it's bred into you, and I know I sure as fuck don't have it. I really don't believe that the majority of the cut as fuck NFL players posted on here would actually be able to hold their own against someone who knew what they were doing.

Nov 7 2009 2:54AM
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dmc12380
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nhl fans would win
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but seriuosly nhl players would win with a close second by nfl.
I used to play hockey for 10 years of my life and with all the cheap shots and big hits, nothing builds up your anger more than anything but this. there is soo much shit talking and cheap hits in hockey, way more than in foootball, mainly just because time keeps on going, you dont stop and huddle every ten seconds in hockey like you do in football, and just because of this hockey is way more brutal and tough.
Nov 7 2009 3:05AM
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Funnel
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NHL has this one. Then it's a battle between NBA and MLB.

Now, to make this more interesting, any piece of athletic equipment can be used. If that was the case, this is how it would play out:
Everyone would fuck up the basketball players first, then it would be a battle between NHL, MLB, and NFL. As much as the helmet helps, the bats, baseballs, sticks, and pucks fuck them up bad. Now here is the real battle- Baseball vs. Hockey. This is a tough one to determine, but it could be baseball. First, the pitchers stun hockey players with 90+ mph pitches, then go club the fuck out of them with the heavy wooden bats- that's a lot of mass coming at your head, one hit and you're fucked up. So if gear could be used, baseball would probably win, unless the NHL players took the blades off their skates and made ninja stars and boomerangs to fuck up the baseball players.

No matter which fight scenario it is, as long as the Red Sox and Yankees get fucked up the worst, everything is okay.
Nov 7 2009 3:23AM
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Chompo.
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i personally think the professional bowling league would kick all their asses
Nov 7 2009 10:23AM
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Tasche
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He said it was a brawl so no weight classes.  And I guarantee you could find 25 guys with semi and professional fighting experience in the NFL.  Can we count Brock Lesnar?  He did play for a little bit.  You guys are delusional if you think the NFL would loose they are just to strong, fast, and good at fighting.  You are confusing toughness with overwhelming physical dominance.  Some buck 80 rugby player is going to get killed by a 280 sold muscle dude that has half a foot on him.  If they fight 10 times the rugby guy, one on one, wins 2.  So in each fight you have a 1/5 chance of winning.  Mutiply that by 25 and you can see that there is no way they would win.  NFL /thread
Nov 7 2009 11:31AM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
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NFL would wreck shit. NHL are tough but that doesnt mean they could win. NBA would just get murdered. I remember a game when Shaq tried to punch someone but missed and they are from the hood and the fact that people from the hood can fight is so false. have you every seen a gangster fight they suck at fighting. and MLB would just leave.
Nov 7 2009 11:42AM
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mophead
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FUTBOL
Nov 7 2009 12:27PM
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TZA.
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crosby when he was 14 ran 4.3


Crosby trains on that hill, running up and down and around the sides because so much of hockey involves leaning one way or the other on skates. When he was 14, he improved his time in the 40-yard dash from 4.8 to 4.3 seconds -- the equivalent of wide receiver speed in the NFL, according to Andy O'Brien, his former personal trainer

Read more:http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06274/726498-61.stm#ixzz0WCxQ4DSV
Nov 7 2009 3:36PM
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jack+
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and he would still get knocked the fuck out by tom zbikowski...
Nov 7 2009 3:38PM
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TZA.
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your dumb thats not even what we are talking about
Nov 7 2009 3:49PM
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jamodeo
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nhl would destroy everybody even if all the others teamed up on them no contest
Nov 7 2009 3:54PM
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jack+
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read the title of your own thread dumb ass. idc how fast they aren't nfl wins. easy
Nov 7 2009 4:02PM
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jason...
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How about NLL. (National Lacrosse League.) These guys would fuck shit up with anybody.
Nov 7 2009 4:15PM
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BEARS.
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what about rugby?
Nov 7 2009 4:17PM
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K2epro
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the NFL would dominate, their top 25 best fighters would be HUGE. nhl would be good fighters but totally out of their weight class
Nov 7 2009 4:34PM
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TZA.
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your a noob shutup, we were talking about speed , i know what my threads about fuck i hate kids like you on this site
Nov 8 2009 12:49AM
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DR.SHRED
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nhl would throw fast punches but they wouldnt hurt the nfl. the nfl has 100 pounds on nhl guys
Nov 8 2009 12:54AM
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Ryanvdonk
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shawn kemp woulda fucked some bitches up in his prime...
Nov 8 2009 12:57AM
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fountain.
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i think it would be a really tough fight between the nhl and nfl. or even nba. all of them would kill mlb
Nov 8 2009 2:26AM
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corona
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holly wrongness!!!!!!!!!!

NHL dudes are by FAR way fasterm quicker and better coordinated than NFL. and their strength is toned strength, not just build up bags of meat from steroids
Nov 8 2009 2:39AM
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omIV
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haha clobbering your ass with his 9-iron, soprano style
Nov 8 2009 2:48AM
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corona
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Marty McSorley FTW!!! haha but seriously NHL

saying NFL would win is like saying a sumo wrestler would win against a karate ninja dude. The sumo guy has 10 times the strength and weight, but just isn't nearly as quick on his feet, doesn't have nearly as good coordination, not as good stamina and toughness, and isn't trained for a fight.


NHL/thread!!!
Nov 8 2009 2:57AM
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FreeskierRocco.
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what does FTW mean? i always see it but never know what it means.
Nov 8 2009 9:56AM
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Commonwealth
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Onyewu is the only soccer player that would have a chance.

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I'd say NFL, for the 1300th time.
Nov 8 2009 10:09AM
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LMPJibbin
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i initially thought NHL but you have to concider that though they are tough and would keep fighting they have a totally different body type. NFL just have players the straight weigh more, and have a shitload more muscle on them. and NBA and MLB is just a joke
Nov 8 2009 10:31AM
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anxju
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all of you that say NHL are insanely stupid. the only reason you guys think that they are so "tough" is because the refs LET THEM FIGHT WHEN THEY WANT TO. its the only reason to even watch an NHL game cause the sport is so unpopular. NFL players get into fights just as often, they just dont continue them. its not like the NHL players are bred or trained to fight or anything..... so stop saying theyre tougher and better trained. in fact, i would say NFL players actually are better fighters, because they actually ARE trained to tackle, stiffarm, etc.

and for the people that say NHL players are quicker.... give me a break. NFL players would break an NHL player's ankles with a juke
Nov 8 2009 11:53AM
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JahJahBinks
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NFL no question. NHL would get their asses kicked.
Nov 8 2009 12:06PM
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