-Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in
-Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots? Or does that confuse you?
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't tackle me to the ground and take my skis."
"How is a cow not a vegetable?"-steevner
"i come home from school today and my entire house smells like shit. i walk to the back yard, theres a septic truck and a shit volcano"- CC_steeze
"I'd jib a compost pile"
"when you live in PA you learn to jib alot of things."