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I hate drinking more than I should

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Mr.Panda
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Cause I start thinking about really REALLY stupid shit. Like this for example.

Let's say your parents are divorced and you live with your dad. Your dad, gets a gf who just so happens to have a smoking hot daughter (you are either a male or a lesbian in this story) and you end up hooking up with said daughter but then your parents get married. What would happen if you kept hooking up with the hot daughter, and say, end up getting married?
Nov 1 2009 10:41PM
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JahJahBinks
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What?
Nov 1 2009 10:42PM
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1337
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that is quite the weird question... has it happened to you?
Nov 1 2009 10:42PM
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MN_Nice
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Thats a big NAY! You DO NOT tap that.
Nov 1 2009 10:43PM
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Malcolm
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its only wrong if you think its wrong. unless it was your actual sister because your dad actually hooked up with his gf back in high school and she never told him about the baby.
Nov 1 2009 10:43PM
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skijunkiedtm
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I have pondered the same thing. And I conclude that since you are not blood related it would be cool albeit maybe not socially acceptable. Same with adopted siblings.
Nov 1 2009 10:44PM
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soulskier
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do you want us to answer your question?
its ok, theres no blood relation
does this somehow relate to your current situation?

or agree/disagree about drinking more than we should?
i hate the morning after, but than i hear stories about the champ i like to call drunk jim
Nov 1 2009 10:44PM
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.Emerson.
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just keep drinking until you forget about this idea and imagine another one with less moral issues
Nov 1 2009 10:44PM
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Jamestown
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like?
Nov 1 2009 10:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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Ok, that would be fucking weird.

And Jawflyer, my parents are still happily married but I know some guys who have step sisters who are smoking and for some reason, being intoxicated has brought this subject to the forefront of my thought processes.
Nov 1 2009 10:45PM
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Tinga
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gotta race him to the altar.

but seriously think about it this way.

lets say you marry a girl then your dad gets with her mom. is that weird?
Nov 1 2009 10:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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Nah, don't bring up my drinking... I just made a super strong Disaronno and Dr.Pepper after a very strong Screwdriver. The question I want answered is the whole step sister thing.

AND, I have no siblings, step, half, or full blooded siblings. I just know guys who have REALLY hot step sisters.
Nov 1 2009 10:47PM
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Spinoza
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sounds convenient
Nov 1 2009 10:49PM
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Dan-Man
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lol. yea i've thought about thingslike this..
Nov 1 2009 10:58PM
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Mr.Panda
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What the hell are you trying to say?
Nov 1 2009 10:58PM
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paige.
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Just watch Gossip Girl. I seem to remember this being a major plot line for a bit.
Nov 1 2009 11:01PM
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soulskier
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this actually reminds me of a question me and my roommates had freshmen year

fuck a attractive cousin or a random dude you'll never have to see again

of course both scenarios you'll be the only one who knows

and all of us took the straight route except for one
Nov 1 2009 11:02PM
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factory81
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I guess the only thing to do is to have a gang bang with your dad's wife, your new sister and you and your dad both high five eachother as your both about to blow.

Then you slap him on the ass and say "you always had good tastes dad, and thankfully the peach doesn't fall far from the tree"


Nov 1 2009 11:05PM
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vincepru
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lmao. wtf?



shit, i would bang. theres no blood there, and its more than likely your dads not gonna marry the broad. so who cares...
Nov 1 2009 11:06PM
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Mr.Panda
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But like, let us say they DO get married, and then walk in on the two of you going at it?

OR

They don't walk in but you get married to the daughter, what the FUCK do you tell family friends at the 4th of July BBQ?
Nov 1 2009 11:07PM
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vincepru
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that was quite gay. just throwing it out there
Nov 1 2009 11:08PM
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doublexl
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not sure either, but...
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Nov 1 2009 11:09PM
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debrickshaw
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drinking too much described my night last night
but i dont remember what i thought about..
Nov 1 2009 11:09PM
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soulskier
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1. they'd probably be just as embarrassed or make fun of you
and say something along the lines of "if it wasnt for us....

2. being attracted to attractive women runs in the family i guess
Nov 1 2009 11:11PM
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vincepru
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"hey this is my gf... and these are OUR parents."

shit if the dads allowed to fuck, then you most certainly are. also it depends on how old you are... above 18 no prob at all because your both technically adults. but any younger your still considered "kids" ja know where im going with this?
Nov 1 2009 11:12PM
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Jamestown
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Has anyone really been far even as decided step sister to use even go want to do more like?


Nov 1 2009 11:14PM
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B4NE1
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Better question what if your divorced father met a lady through your girlfriend? can you still tap that? I say yes.
Nov 1 2009 11:16PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Yo, what if you boned the daughter a bunch before your dad met her mom.  So you are dating, then each of your parents get together and you and the girl get married, THEN your parents get married after you guys.  Now that doesn't sound quite as weird.  So just tell people that happened.
Nov 1 2009 11:18PM
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OhMyBosh
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This is not even a debate. Its always ok unless youre cousins or closer. You are not even related to her, therefore, its 100% legit. It would just be awkward as fuck if your parents found out.
Nov 1 2009 11:19PM
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Jamestown
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What if your dad's woman cheated on him with you?
Do you still tap the step sister?
Nov 1 2009 11:20PM
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no_steeze
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i always have the best ideas

like this one

bitches must only be for kids. if bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, and trix are only for kids, then by the transitive property bitches must be for kids
Nov 1 2009 11:20PM
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spliff.Life
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ive pondered this as long as mr pandas question too, that would be weird, but i think it could work as long as other families didnt know hahaha
Nov 1 2009 11:20PM
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Tinga
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shit thats tricksey
Nov 1 2009 11:21PM
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Mr.Panda
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Ugh, people keep thinking I am ACTUALLY in this situation. I'm not...
Nov 1 2009 11:21PM
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switchieski
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legit no lie, this has happened to an nser i know in real life!
his name is brian_man24

talk to him about it
Nov 1 2009 11:24PM
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TheMoostafian
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haha fuck i was just talkin with my friend about that the other day

we both thought that theres nothing wrong with it, but he says if you start hooking up with the girl after your parents are together, its fucked up

i disagree though, i dont think it makes a difference if you arent blood related
Nov 1 2009 11:26PM
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1337
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alright thanks,

i would say that it is alright, i mean its up to society if they are going to accept it or not, but if she really is that hot and willing to go for it then why not?
Nov 1 2009 11:28PM
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Mr.Panda
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Like when I say hot, I mean hayden Panettiere hot, blonde chick from Transformers 2 hot, Kate Beckinsale from Underworld hot... type hot.
Nov 1 2009 11:30PM
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Tinga
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alright this thread is starting to make me angry. you don't marry people you "HOOK UP" with. you date someone like that. you don't go from "hooking up" to marrying someone. you would have to date them at some point.

also. its not a problem of relation but the relationships that come out of being in someone's family. there is a different dynamic of emotions towards family then there is with someone you would hook up with. things would be weird as hell if that relationship would go south. you would never be able to have a normal sister brother relationship if you had fooled around before so it would not be worth it to do that.
Nov 1 2009 11:33PM
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anxju
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the office. except a boss
Nov 1 2009 11:33PM
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Jamestown
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Haha that's exactly what I was thinking about.

Pam marries Jim, Pam's mom lonely, Michael meets Pam's mom and screws her.
Nov 1 2009 11:35PM
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el_chupacabra
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i'm pretty sure this is similar to what happens in The Royal Tenanbaums so i would suggest watching that movie and then telling me how fucked up or nonfucked up you think it is
Nov 1 2009 11:43PM
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tuna.
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wes anderson on the top of his game, like always.

Nov 1 2009 11:48PM
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Peach.
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My toilet just tried to eat me.

I think I have had enough to drink.

Nov 1 2009 11:57PM
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Mr.Panda
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Are you sure you didn't like shoot something up?
Nov 2 2009 12:33AM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm so fucking hungover still. combining substances is a terrible idea.
Nov 2 2009 12:34AM
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TheMoostafian
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Also, in one episode of fresh prince of bel air, when will and lisa are engaged, wills mom and lisas dad romp shit up in a hotel bed and then get together afterwards
Nov 2 2009 12:37AM
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shragler
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Someone please make this a tshirt!!!
Nov 2 2009 12:44AM
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popNfresh44
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i probably wouldnt care, never been in that situation though.
Nov 2 2009 12:50AM
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