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Halloween Stories, let's hear em

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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Search bar-ed and the last thread was in 2007. So let's hear the funny halloween stories and trouble everybody is getting themselves into.


I should have some to contribute after tonight, and last night I blacked out so god knows what I did.
Oct 31 2009 6:54PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
i slayed my essay
Nov 1 2009 4:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i never want to drink alcohol again. i am finally sobering up from last night....and it's almost 2:30 p.m.

Nov 1 2009 4:17PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Story time Potamus.
Nov 1 2009 4:19PM
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afrocentric
Posts: 707 - Karma: 29

Went to an absolutely wild kegger. 11 kegs, 250+ people outdoor heaters, bands and a DJ.

Me and my buddy were pouring from a secret keg in the middle of the masses in the backyard, sooooo sick.. Definetly one of the best parties I've been to. Until the cops showed up.

Any UBC'ers SFU students, or Vancouver NS'ers  at "the sponge" last night??

Nov 1 2009 4:30PM
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Luc.
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kicked it at a house party in a princess outfit
Nov 1 2009 5:02PM
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k-rob
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k so i just got back from a party last night at my boy travs house and he didn't even show up until an hour after we started the party cuz his door was unlocked and he was at the aiport and shit and basically drank way too much and apparently was puking in my sleep but my homies helped me out and anyways i get up this morning on some cold tile floor and puke everywhere for an hour then go back to sleep in it, wake up, move to carpet, puke, sleep, wake up, no longer wasted, sit in chair, watch tv until connor finally stops fuckin his girlfriend and then we go to mcdicks and i get a coffee which i still have yet to finish because blagh and then we drop off some chicks and he backs up into a pole sending some of my coffee flying everywhere and putting my hangover in the worst place it could possibly be inside my head so then i puke in the ncdicks bag an connor drops me off at home and my dad says i'm walkin funny and the only reason i'm even on the comp right now instead of in bed is cause i had to charge my phone and shit so yeah good night
Nov 1 2009 5:29PM
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Jamestown
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Me as a mormon, with Hall and Oates, and a girl?
Nov 1 2009 5:30PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i lost my shoes for about 45 minutes and i wasnt wearing socks and it snowed 16 inches 2 days ago. my feet were bleeding.
Nov 1 2009 6:02PM
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Jamestown
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Was anybody else tripping balls from daylight savings? It was midnight twice according to my phone and I could not figure out what the hell was going on.
Nov 1 2009 6:34PM
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appa
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go back to home depot
Nov 1 2009 6:35PM
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Gnarwall
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Woke up at 1pm
Mowed the lawn
Worked on a rail
Went to a shitty party
Played Capture the flag
Played risk
Went to sleep at around 4am, somewhere between the beginning and end of turbo.
woke up at noon and watched corduroy.

Nov 1 2009 6:39PM
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rj.
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i woke up around 8 and had an epic day on the hill. then went out to one of my buddies parties where smoked a copious amount of the dankest marijuana east of the mississippi. when i was driving home my car suddenly turned into luke skywalker's first hovercraft and the road appeared to be going straight up to the sky. it was awesome.
Nov 1 2009 6:47PM
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PeeDuBzz
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weed alcohol buddy puked all over my friends basement nastiest shit i ever seen got stuck cleanin that shit cause the guy who booted passed out after that couldnt move him ...
great night...
Nov 1 2009 6:57PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
i did fuck all.  drank jack and coke, watched it always sunny in philadelphia and smoked a cigarette in bed.
Nov 1 2009 7:36PM
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thelizards
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I watched iowa go 9-0 in 1st row seats
Nov 1 2009 7:39PM
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Ski..4..Life
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pretty  much the same as every other university weekend.
ie. getting wasted, and doing stupid shit

only difference is all the chicks were sluts, something im sure most
of us dont mind at all.


Nov 1 2009 9:06PM
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Crack.
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halloween was definitely legit this year. got drunk and ran around town eggin some random cars. ended up at a good friend's party with about 70 people. place was fucking crazy. at 4:00 in the morning I couldn't remember much and it was me and a couple of my good friends sittin in the pool house hittin a bubbler. good night for sure.
Nov 1 2009 9:10PM
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Elijah.
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I was telling Sam earlier that you guys are straight workaholics. You need to relax at some point!
Nov 1 2009 9:14PM
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horner
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Went to Madison for the weekend.  If you ever get the chance to go, do it.
Nov 1 2009 9:15PM
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ReetsAdeets
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This is probably a shot in hell, but was her name by any chance julie?
Nov 1 2009 10:17PM
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charmander
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nope
danish girl = anna
french girl-= pauline
Nov 1 2009 10:27PM
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Nicholas.
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i worked my ass off all night (haloween is the busiest night for pizza places)

then i got high and drank beer and ate a bunch of chicken, cause i was too tired to go out and my friends went to some gay frat party that you need tickets to get into.
Nov 1 2009 10:29PM
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BEARS.
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took 6 boot shots of some shit gasoline vodka, then went trick or treating and pounded people with my light saber, then proceeded to eggs gravestones at the cemetery.
Nov 1 2009 10:30PM
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hoodhugo
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drove into seattle and was chillin with some homies going to a party and pulled up to some cop car and shot both the cops. it was pretty cool
Nov 1 2009 10:33PM
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STREETS
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Wow are you serious? Fucking retarded. Hope you had a good laugh at the expense of dead people. That's disgusting.
Nov 1 2009 10:36PM
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BEARS.
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wow did not realize how bad that sounded. i apologize. anyone who reads this, karmarape me, i deserve it.
Nov 1 2009 10:39PM
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Squid.
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Got really high and went to a school dance. Discovered a table of chips, candy, and cheez its so we sat and ate for a while.

Then my friend was dancing with one girl and I was dancing with another and the girls were making out. I was still really high and thought it was the coolest thing ever.

The girls then got kicked outa the dance for dancing "inappropriately" with us so I went and ate more food then wandered over to some chill kids who were in my math class. I told them about the girls getting kicked out and then this really cute kinda quiet girl from my class was like "well wanna go see if we can get kicked out?" I was like fuck yes

btw her and her friends dressed as the 7 sins, she was lust and dressed in lingerie. She danced fucking dirty and we got kicked out and then went behind the hockey rink and I got some

Then I went back to the dorm and got dunk as shit with all my friends and I'm told we rapped (idk wtf we were thinking) and drunk dialed bitches and then ran outa alcohol and went to bed.
Nov 1 2009 10:45PM
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Joshua.
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i found this really strong dude named micheal... myers or something? i donno, but he was a tease
Nov 1 2009 10:48PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I went skiing halloween morning, went to work, got off, got completely trashed till about 2am, passed out on a couch, woke up at 8am and went skiing again.

:-)
Nov 1 2009 10:50PM
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Elijah.
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Nov 1 2009 10:52PM
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DutchhGutss
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fluu :(  FAIL
Nov 3 2009 2:13PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
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thats not " dankest marijuana east of the mississippi" thats "dankest marijuana east of the mississippi" laced with LSD....did you start to fly to the sky in accordance with the road?
Nov 21 2009 7:15PM
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hotgarbage
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i put lotion on the back of an asian girl, made out with a fat girl, made out with the asian girl,  drew a penis on a kid dressed up as a star trek dude who passed out. met a girl who wanted to write for the daily show and was from south america, got hit on by a kid dude who played w.o.w grabbed a pair of boobs that belonged to a fat lady, took a lot of shots, and played beer pong...

 if you dont get action on the ween you suck.
Nov 21 2009 7:39PM
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meth_time
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went trick or treating, decided it was gay and got bored, went and found a boot, got allot of liquor, went to take shots at our school, our friend starts screaming "i love rebbeca lansberg" then passes out.
we carry him to a park, kick him, punch him and throw snowballs at him thinking hes faking, then throw him in some bushes, for a while, finally we get a bunch of people and carry him up to our friends house, i went skiing that day and my skis were at his house so i decided to take them with us. i didnt realize that we would be going for a long downhil walk, finally we make it close to our destination, when a caveman holding a pizza box and his girlfriend with some mad dreads confront us and ask us if we know where the hound hotel is, we didnt, but he gave one of our friends a slice of pizza thinking he knew and would bring them there, so we were walking around with skis, boots, a bunch of liquor, and a caveman with a box of pizza following us.

then the most amazing thing happened, a bunch of chicks dressed as Spartans walked by, the caveman grabbed one of there swords and twisted, it so they all beat him up and made him leave.
we thanked them and continued our journey. we stopped by 711 to get a taxi and food. so we walk in and in my halloween candy bag i have a 2'6. and they tell us to leave the halloween bag, backpacks, ski, and ski boots at the front, so we do. theres like 5 cop cars parked outside and a few cops inside.
luckily no matter how bad we reaked out weed and liquor, the cops and 711 people said or did nothing.
with all the cops we decided to take everything over to panagos, (a few feet away) and then call a cab.
as we waited we decided to take shots outside of panagos, they also said nothing.
then we got in the taxi, went to my friends house and passed out on the couch watching flight of the Concords.
Nov 21 2009 7:57PM
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hotgarbage
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god i love halloween... i wish it was once a month.
Nov 21 2009 8:18PM
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jason...
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Not funny, at all.
Nov 21 2009 8:19PM
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jason...
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You can't be serious about weed being laced with LSD? Please tell me you're joking.
Nov 21 2009 8:20PM
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Mr.Panda
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Doubt it.
Nov 21 2009 8:22PM
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