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What Happens When You Die?

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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
I thought I'd ask NS to see what everybody else thinks. I'm hoping towards reincarnation myself, but random, not like Hindus think of it. So, NS, what do you think?
Oct 29 2009 5:17PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Yep, this sure is ski related.
Oct 29 2009 5:18PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
God I fail. Please put this in nsg, mods.
Oct 29 2009 5:19PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
you go to heavenly in tahoe
Oct 29 2009 5:23PM
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some-skill
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10

idk maybe u get 2 chose who 2 come bak as and then do whatever u want. id come bak as the little brother of a famous skier and go pro.

Oct 29 2009 5:26PM
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Coalescent
Posts: 4871 - Karma: 2,063
heaven
Oct 29 2009 5:35PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
Tom Wallisch accepts you into heaven hahaha just kidding your dead in the ground rotting....unless you get cremated
Oct 29 2009 5:37PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
you chill in a ditch for a bit
Oct 29 2009 6:31PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
if you accept god into your life you get to have the best time in heaven, if not, you will burn forever in hell
Oct 29 2009 6:32PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
no...FOREVER!
Oct 29 2009 6:34PM
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[nick]
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 423
The same way it felt before you were born, nothing, you won't even know it happened.
Oct 29 2009 6:34PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
A massive dose of DMT kicks in as you die.
Oct 29 2009 6:35PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you shit your self then go into you "religious whatever" paradise
Oct 29 2009 6:35PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
you end up 6 feet under
Oct 29 2009 6:37PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
you dumb?
Oct 29 2009 6:38PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
pretty sure you just get your rot on in some hole somewhere. depending on how you go about dying/being processed as a corpse. I personally hope that my body is never recovered.
Oct 29 2009 6:39PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You either get burned and then put in the ground, burned and released at sea, burned and put on the mantle, or you just skip the whole burning process and end up in the ground.
Oct 29 2009 6:39PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256

what does that feel like? nothing. what does nothing feel like???  THINK ABOUT THAT!

Oct 29 2009 6:40PM
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_steffen_
Posts: 903 - Karma: 124
i think that when you die whatever you think is going to happen to you happens if you think your gonna chillout on a cloud with a big bearded guy thats what you get, if you think it will be nothingness itll be nothingness, if you think you hang in a fiery cave you get a fiery cave. just what i think
Oct 29 2009 6:43PM
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Gavajabra
Posts: 723 - Karma: 14
Honestly I believe in some form of reincarnation. Something along the lines of we all have souls, we're like pilots and our bodies are the planes. Once we die I believe we lose any past recognition of existence and get reborn as something/someone else. I'm not afraid of death, because I refuse to believe that I had never existed in some form since earth was created, and hell if we do die and that's it then I won't even know that I'm dead.
Oct 29 2009 6:43PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
we cant ever know so theres no reason to worry about
Oct 29 2009 6:49PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
actually you're the dumb one.
this thread was originally in ski gabber.
Oct 29 2009 6:49PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
If you were BA your whole life you spend eternity riding hellbents.
Oct 29 2009 6:52PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
I like the piolet comparison
Oct 29 2009 6:54PM
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frosted_flakes
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Oct 29 2009 7:01PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
i beleive in some sort of heaven i guess. its so weird to try and wrap your mind around nothing. like go from being conscious to nothing. i'm too high for this.
Oct 29 2009 7:01PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

You go to thug mansion

or you get cremated and your homies mix your ashes and smoke a blunt

Oct 29 2009 7:11PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
+karma for teh lulz!
Oct 29 2009 7:14PM
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Wild-Willis
Posts: 222 - Karma: 1,071
i hate to say it, but i think religion and god is bullshit.  after you die i think ur just done.  cus what was it like before you were born? nothing. so when you die its probably the same thing
Oct 29 2009 7:17PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
Just thinking of nothing happening when you die forever...and your nothing, forever....makes me feel very bad.
Oct 29 2009 7:18PM
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Joshua.
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sweet karma points. fatty


and when you die, everybody gets sad. / thread
Oct 29 2009 7:20PM
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Mr.Panda
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Oct 29 2009 7:20PM
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marinejonny19
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I have been thinking about this ever since i had my first surgery 3 months ago. Going under anesthia is sooo fucking weird like one minute your awake, then nothing, and then your back in a hospital bed. but the thing is you dont feel "nothing" coming on. and you dont feel "waking" up coming on.

But i believe that if you accept jesus christ as your savior you will go to heaven for eternity. if you dont well...... good luck with that.
Oct 29 2009 7:20PM
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daringharry.
Posts: 476 - Karma: 9
wat
ohmigosh my karma is low ohmigsoh'
brb gonna kill myself
Oct 29 2009 7:21PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
i don't believe anything is going to happen to me when i die. Not with anyone else either. All the theories about new lifes and heaven and all that is just made up to keep people from freaking out about death.

One of my teachers had a theory about this. He thinks that people who are mentaly strong doesn't need any made up story to make them feel better about dieing, they accept the fact that they are going to die and thats it. People who are weaker mentally needs religions and other beliefs to comfort them.

I don't know, it kinda made sense when he told me.
Oct 29 2009 7:21PM
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bradcoffey
Posts: 582 - Karma: 31
we are already dead, and we are all souls in an alternate universe
Oct 29 2009 7:23PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
you shit in your pants. southpark.
Oct 29 2009 7:24PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
You decompose.
Oct 29 2009 7:26PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
When your brain stops recieving oxygen a very large amount of DMT is released into the body, which could possibly send you into a psychedelic trip that could seem like eternity.
Oct 29 2009 7:27PM
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dreadyboy
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You poop out your soul, the poop/soul runs down into the ground water and you are the child of the next thing that drinks the water.
Oct 29 2009 7:32PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
no, this was originally posted in SG. It good moved.
Oct 29 2009 7:37PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
gayyyy
Oct 29 2009 7:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
if you are making a joke and insulting catholic people - haha

if you are serious and meant that - go swallow a gallon of antifreeze immediately.
Oct 29 2009 7:42PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
i never thought of it but that makes a shit load of sence
Oct 29 2009 7:45PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
pun intended?
Oct 29 2009 8:16PM
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Wild-Willis
Posts: 222 - Karma: 1,071
exactly, religions were just made so people a long time ago had something to do and something to explain natural event that they were retarded about.  i like ur teacher's theory
Oct 29 2009 8:19PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

id rather die then pay 550 1/2 gram

Oct 29 2009 8:20PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
thus creating the illusion of an afterlife when really, you're just tripping balls for a few minutes before the brain completely shuts off.
Oct 29 2009 8:31PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
i was slightly serious, slighyly not
Oct 29 2009 8:33PM
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Fly_White_Boy
Posts: 301 - Karma: 13
It'd be great if as you were dying, you tripped balls, because for me that sounds better than just going into the dark or whatever else could happen
Oct 29 2009 8:40PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
ahaha
Oct 29 2009 8:41PM
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